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So you’re our daddy?
take your meds right fucking now or I will kiss your dad. after that I'll become your dad. I'm not replacing him. I'm gonna make your dad polyamorous. I'm not gonna ruin your family, I'm gonna join it
Batman and Robin are feared in very different ways.
Batman: Gotham is quiet tonight
Batman, suspicious: too quiet
Meanwhile five blocks away:
Teen Dick: Swiper no swiping!
Criminal, crying: I'll turn myself in just please stop talking
tbh anything is a stim toy if you're determined enough . happily eats my earphone wires like noodles . yay
I’m so happy that my foster mama cat trusts me with her kittens. She trusted me to help her deliver them. Every moment spent with them makes me so happy and so proud. Ahhhdjjdhsjsnxhskbdjsjzjdjsnxbjsnzbd
I am so happy Ao3 is back. I would not have survived summer school without it.
My little sister picked me up a while to show my friends she could pick me up. (I’m not shorter than her). She dropped me on the floor.
For fic purposes:
Tell me you have siblings without telling me you have sibling
I would pay you in gold for both. Tysm!!!
HEY YALL.
I’m a junior person in high school rn along with friends. Could you smart tumble elders guide us on how to do this stuff?
Applying, what classes and tests to take, what colleges are good, how things work, and other important things?
Thank you so much smart people and thank you for your time. 💕💕💕
Moots pls help
@amillionnames @rebelcracker-sge @justaglitchx
find it so funny how when i look at others posts and go "10k to me. you cooked" a lot of the time it works but when i look at my own and go "damn i cooked" it's 10 notes and a piece of lint
I post when I feel like it. My brain screams at me a lot.
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