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Guys hear me out, little bakugou getting one of those toddler drum sets right and just being absolutely estatic about it and bangs on them so loudly, no tune in sight.
Anyway Denki totally got them for him as a joke and everyone hates him now because dammit trying to get Little bakugou away from his drums is impossible.
house episode where a new male fellow has the hots for house kinda like cameron did. young and attractive like his fellows usually are. everyone and their mom knows. it gives house endless material for elaborate gay jokes, but he doesn't think the fellow is serious about it. until it's been a while and the fellow doesn't stop. house tells him he's straight, albeit flattered, in his own way. the fellow is genuinely surprised to hear that. this sends house into kind of a crisis about his possible bisexuality. wilson is incredibly interested in house's admirer and when house realizes he does actually like men, wilson is capital J jealous of the fellow. they go out once and make out a bit. wilson starts thinking he's homophobic for being unsupportive of this development, now that there's actually a possibility of house getting with this guy. house is joking when he pesters wilson about being jealous and wanting house to himself and then wilson stupidly does that stupid Oh face and his big brown eyes widen in realization. this is never discussed again
Ghost has many dads
Viren didn't even bother to teach Soren where babies come from... (Dark magic, obviously)
What if they both want to be with somebody else but are stuck with each other nonetheless ❤️✨
Statement remains.........
[enjoying his meal]
Have u ever gad a dream--
When u, u when you--you do when..
Whenever Technoblade wasn't an anarchist war hero he was the bugs bunny of the dream smp. He hid on a wanted poster of himself. He avoided a death trap by sending skeppy to go in, get exploded off camera and show up covered in ashes until he made it through. He met god and wasted a wish on a bell. Hbomb made him another death trap disguised as a playground and he made it through like it really was one. I am convinced he could have walked out of the prision if he had improvised a dress out of his cape and winked at Sam
I propose a new (as far as I'm aware) headcanon:
Four constantly breaking the 4th wall by staring right at the camera.
After a while of him doing that the camera starts purposefully shifting up just enough for everyone except Four to be in sight whenever the smith attempts to break the 4th wall.
... I figured drawing a Canonically Accurate representation of Bill Cipher and what part of his designs are Canonically Clothing would be fun, and then make it horny because Why Not, I like making people feel cursed. I was not asked for this, but I can and will inflict it upon anyone I wish. Goodnight Tri-State Area. Posted 30th August, 2024
Art by Nathanaël Bronn
I like to imagine that Juliana has a fuck-you amount of money from battling ppl for their pocket change and selling stuff from Tera raids and that money is constantly being thrown at Kieran in the form of gifts and plane tickets to wherever they wanna go
Oh, absolutely.
personal believer in kid hunter drawing fucked up things like the horror movie trope. its how he coped ☝️
Charlie, looking at Husk and Angel: Two bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cus they're not g- Charlie: Nevermind Husk: WE ARE NOT GAY Angel: WE ARE MOST DEFINITELY GAY
DOUBLE POST CAUSE I HAD NOTHING TO DO TODAY.
MIC PINING FOR B O T H HIS FRIENDS
Ex warlord martial arts master vs money laundering mean lesbian
Chuck: Jack, I’m your grandfa-
Bobby, already cocking a shotgun: Step away from my grandson
shanks (i've been trying to draw him in that one you sent but i keep getting sidetracked ;-;)
Actually yeah. He actually bought this shirt to wear specifically when he know you're having a bad day, to which he'll excuse himself and come out wearing the shirt with a big grin on his face. He can usually tell when the bad day is not too bad so you won't get angry with him, but in the times he miscalculates things do get dangerous for Shanks and Shanks jr.
Yep, this is my new headcanon for Stan now. Filbrick would have absolutely given Stanley this as his middle name. It would have gone like this:
Nurse: "Alright, so we've got Stanford's name settled. What about the other twin's? His first name?"
Filbrick: "Stanley."
Nurse: "..."
Nurse: "Very...creative, I see. Though, I suppose matching names are quite common for twins. Middle name?"
Filbrick: "Also Filbrick."
Nurse: "..."
Nurse: "You — You know, you probably should give them different middle names. I get that they're twins and all, but they should still have their own sense of identity—"
Filbrick: "I did."
Nurse: "...You did what?"
Filbrick: "Are you deaf? I said I did give him a different middle name! It's 'Also Filbrick.'"
Nurse: "..."
Nurse: "Alright then. Stanley Also Filbrick Pines it is..."
DEAR GRAVITY FALLS FANDOM: @songforten AND I HAVE A PROPOSAL.
Transcript under cut:
quantumshade: “not like he can judge. guy who doesn’t have a canon middle name but fanon ones include things like “danley” “caryn” “also filbrick” and the like
Cosmo: HELP I HAVENT SEEN “ALSO FILBRICK” BEFORE
Cosmo: STANLEY ALSO FILBRICK PINES
Cosmo: THATS REALLY FUNNY
quantumshade: LMAOOOO i meant that he just had the same middle name as ford but now that I think about it.
quantumshade: this is canon to me.
Cosmo: It’s Also Filbrick now.
Cosmo: Filbrick Pines would do that
quantumshade: he would
quantumshade: he’d say it to whoever was writing on the brith certificate and not correct them when they write the “also”
There's an episode of Welcome Home and it's Frank being annoyed at Eddie messing up as a mailman so they go around the neighborhood trying to find someone to be the new neighborhood mailman. Eddie catches wind of this, gets upset, and it ends with Eddie singing The Giver by Chappelle Roan (or a song that sounds very similar and has similar lyrics) and it's supposed to be like "it's in my nature to be a mailman everyone loves me being the mailman" but really it's one big innuendo for Eddie having a crush on Frank but it's the 70s and they can't be openly gay.
Trust me, I saw the episode with my own eyes (I just think the line "baby, I deliver. Ain't no country boy quitter I get the job done" is very Eddie Dear coded)
Based
"Mina is Dracula's long lost lover and Van Helsing is his archnemesis" shut the fuck up it's the exact opposite of this
Chris, who came up with the best prank ever: 😈
Eddie: Your son is out of control. Buck: M-my son? I can barely stop getting flustered when you call Chris 'our' son, why are you calling him just mine all of a sudden?! Eddie: Because he's dating five different girls and you need to talk him out of it. Now. Buck, blinking rapidly: ...Yeah, alright. I can see how that is my problem. Five though? Eddie: It better not be six.
My next summer Dipper and Mabel!!
More info abt the designs:
They're so cool woah
hits him with the beam text transcript in alt (boy do i hope i did it correctly)
every numetal bf needs his kpop bf
