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Yep, this is my new headcanon for Stan now. Filbrick would have absolutely given Stanley this as his middle name. It would have gone like this:
Nurse: "Alright, so we've got Stanford's name settled. What about the other twin's? His first name?"
Filbrick: "Stanley."
Nurse: "..."
Nurse: "Very...creative, I see. Though, I suppose matching names are quite common for twins. Middle name?"
Filbrick: "Also Filbrick."
Nurse: "..."
Nurse: "You — You know, you probably should give them different middle names. I get that they're twins and all, but they should still have their own sense of identity—"
Filbrick: "I did."
Nurse: "...You did what?"
Filbrick: "Are you deaf? I said I did give him a different middle name! It's 'Also Filbrick.'"
Nurse: "..."
Nurse: "Alright then. Stanley Also Filbrick Pines it is..."
Transcript under cut:
quantumshade: “not like he can judge. guy who doesn’t have a canon middle name but fanon ones include things like “danley” “caryn” “also filbrick” and the like
Cosmo: HELP I HAVENT SEEN “ALSO FILBRICK” BEFORE
Cosmo: STANLEY ALSO FILBRICK PINES
Cosmo: THATS REALLY FUNNY
quantumshade: LMAOOOO i meant that he just had the same middle name as ford but now that I think about it.
quantumshade: this is canon to me.
Cosmo: It’s Also Filbrick now.
Cosmo: Filbrick Pines would do that
quantumshade: he would
quantumshade: he’d say it to whoever was writing on the brith certificate and not correct them when they write the “also”