Chuck: Jack, I’m Your Grandfa-

This man would let the intrusive thoughts win if it wasn’t for his daughter

c!Dream: I have created a much more peaceful L’Manberg by having them exile Tommyinnit

c!Ranboo: You screwed over an already ruined nation, is what you did. Look at the inhabitants. They all have unresolved trauma and severe trust issues

there's a very thin line between bodyguard boyfriend and trophy wife and Crowley is balancing on it like a goddamn funambulist

Tubbo, plucking flowers: Ranboo loves me

Tubbo: he loves me not.

Tubbo: he loves me

Tubbo, picking the last petal: he loves me not :(

Ranboo, bursting into the room with armfuls of flowers: Wait try again i think that's wrong

/p :))

Teen skk but they casually bonk their head for no reason. Like two cats bumping their heads. You see Chuuya standing and texting and here comes Dazai. He bumps their head together (from front) to peek at the screen.

"Who are you texting?"

"Your mom"

Dazai taking a nap somewhere and here comes Chuuya to full force smash his forehead against Dazai’s only to say

"Let's go to the arcade"

"I'm not a child like you"

"We're both 15 Dazai"

Derek: u either sit down and do ur work or ull end up at mcdonalds

Stiles: we goin to mcdonalds if I don’t do my work??

Derek: no

The Doctor: *exists*

The Master every few centuries: I want to crawl inside your body.

• incorrect teen wolf quotes •

Stiles: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Derek: This is the most threatening way, I’ve ever been cheered up.

Some cute stuff, because I want so

Gabriel:I want to be loved

Sam:*covers him with a blanket*

Sam:*brings candies, ice cream and a cake*

Sam:*hugs Gabriel tightly and kisses him*

Gabriel:*melts*

Oliver: You know Percy, I bet you'd look adorable grasping at the sheets of my bed

Percy: I'm not making your bed for you Oliver

Oliver: PLEASE, I HAVEN'T CHANGED THEM IN THREE DAYS

Percy: YOU HAVE HANDS, USE THEM

Oliver: FUCK YOU

Percy: After you make your bed? I think the fuck not

Penny, appearing behind Oliver: Oliver Wood quit being inappropriate and go make your bed right now

Oliver: ASHFXUFXIUTDCJG WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE

Marcus: What the hell am I witnessing-