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So I'm writing the next chap of the fic right, and I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus just came on and like, let's just be honest, Percy and Penelope have to stop Marcus and Audrey from trying to kill old Saint Nicolas.
Like those two come up with a whole ass plan, they drag Oliver into it for logistics and then he always snitches to Percy and then him and Penelope have to try and stop them before Christmas.
I donno I feel like this would happen, Marcus and Audrey defiantly feel chaotic enough to do that, at least with how I imagine them.
Oliver: You know Percy, I bet you'd look adorable grasping at the sheets of my bed
Percy: I'm not making your bed for you Oliver
Oliver: PLEASE, I HAVEN'T CHANGED THEM IN THREE DAYS
Percy: YOU HAVE HANDS, USE THEM
Oliver: FUCK YOU
Percy: After you make your bed? I think the fuck not
Penny, appearing behind Oliver: Oliver Wood quit being inappropriate and go make your bed right now
Oliver: ASHFXUFXIUTDCJG WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE
Marcus: What the hell am I witnessing-