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Heat of the Moment

I didn’t finish this in time for the 1st, so it’s a little late rip

Really Random but cute Sabriel headcanon.

Sam and Gabe are literally in sync, like they somehow always think and act the same as each other without realising it. There have been many times where Sam has been explaining a plan for a hunt or whatever and him and Gabriel say the same thing at the same time. Usually Sam will just get a little flustered and cough and move on, but Gabe usually points this out by saying “Jinx you owe me a coke!” Or “Great minds think a like.” So even though this happens a lot Sam and Gabe are oblivious to how much this happens. Another example, Gabe will be feeling a little antsy and want to go on a walk outside and maybe grab some food, so he gets up and heads towards the bunkers exit only to find Sam there as well intending of doing the same thing. So they go together. They walk instead of taking a car both wanting to ‘Enjoy to scenery’ and when they get to the nearest restaurant or diner they both get the same order of food (that either being salad to which Gabriel will say “Just felt like a little extra green” with a shrug or they order something sweet to which Sam will say “It just sounded really good”) and afterwards they both coincidentally take some extra time to stay in town and look around some of the shops and share stories with each other.

But they’re not trying to be the same on purpose, like I said they’re both oblivious that they same the same thing, and think the same ideas, and do the same actions somehow always being so in sync.

Maybe Dean and Cas would eventually point this out to Sam and Gabe, but they will be all like “C’mon Dean/Cas, your over exaggerating, sure we might jinx each other sometimes but it’s not that common🙄” And Dean and Cas are just left to endure that night as Sam and Gabe move perfectly around each other in the kitchen making dinner and repeat the phrase “I was just thinking the same thing!” 12x and day.

OMFG-

Thank God somebody finally brought this into the light!

I hadn't seen anybody else talk about this moment and whenever I saw it I always thought "hmm that's massively a little homosexual???"

I mean C'MON what are the implications here: stroking something long and phallic, giving Sam bedroom eyes, speaking in a lower tone making a funny little joke?????

Gabriel saw that Dean had left the room and for a second was like-"Heyyyyyy Sam, maybe I can repay you *wink wink* for y'know, helping me get fixed up back at the bunker there and-"

and then he found out Dean was heading for Loki and was like shit ok revenge first dick later

When Gabe turned and looked at Sam like this while absently stroking cleaning his wooden sword.

Some 16-year-old on YouTube with a true crime podcast:

"The Winchesters. A happy family living in Lawrence, Kansas welcoming home their second son in early 1983. But only six months later tragedy would befall this all american family when Mary Winchester went up in flames. John Winchester and his sons would proceed to disappear for the next few years, that is, until the 2nd of November 2005. Join me today as I explain one of the most infamous men in American history, Dean Winchester, but is this criminal really the killer we think he is? Dean was born on the 24th of January 1979 but we can't be sure-"

Gabriel shows Cas the video and they think it's very well done, they like and subscribe.

i like to think there are true crime episodes in the world of supernatural that are just dedicated to dean winchester

because like okay

he gets arrested in jericho california one/two days after halloween in 2005 and escapes custody before they really charge him for anything then he disappears

then a few months later in december of 2005 he shows up in st louis where hes pinned for the murders of two women and then the attempted murder of another, BUT hes found dead in this same womans house and then theres nothing about him for months

THEN in 2006 he gets arrested in baltimore and is charged for trespassing, grave robbery, grave desecration, murder, impersonation, identity theft etc etc and also arrested at this time is his younger brother sam who isnt charged with anything (as a side note here his brother went to stanford and was studying law, he was on track to be a lawyer a year before this) then overnight while an officer is transferring dean to st louis he escapes and that same officer is found dead on the scene by his partner - around this time sam also escapes custody

and so then they disappear for a while and later he shows up again, in milwaukee where a bank heist is going down and hes supposedly held hostage, then after the original perpetrator of the heist is shot and killed dean takes over running the heist, at that point fbi is called in and they storm the building, they find three or so dead bodies and no dean or sam and find the two escaped by impersonating people in the fbi’s swat team and dumping them in a closet having taken their clothes to blend in and get out of the building

and so they disappear again for a while until a few months later they get arrested again and are actually convicted and sent to folsom prison. they spend definitely under a week in this prison and then escape and once more disappear

then in 2008 theyre arrested again in monument colorado and its planned that theyre to be transferred to a maximum security prison in nevada but before they can be transported they supposedly die when the helicopter thats supposed to transport them explodes, a day later though the sheriffs office where they were kept is destroyed and everyone in it dies

AND THEN. there is dead silence on them for YEARS. they become myth after this, some super weird criminals who go down in infamy in online forums and chatrooms and dean winchester is known as the guy who can never stay dead.

and then. dean and sam get arrested again. a decade later. yeah theyre alive still. who wouldve guessed. what are they arrested for this time? TRYING TO KILL THE PRESIDENT.

I quite like the idea that grooming or touching an angels wings is like, weed for them? Like I know a lot of spn fics say that petting an angels wings will like either relax them or get them horny and ya know whats the combination of those? being high.

c'mon people imagine the possibilities with the three angels and their humans.

Thinking about the early morning sun casting down through a window into Sam’s bedroom, where the shot begins with us seeing a shirtless sleeping Sam lying on his stomach, snoring a little, with his hands tucked underneath the pillow his head is resting on. And slowly the camera rises to where we see a hand carding through Sam’s locks gently, as the shot goes on we see Gabriel sitting back against the headboard of their bed, also shirtless, looking down at Sam’s sleeping form with a small smile on his face. No tricks, no jokes, just pure love behind his golden eyes as he watches Sam inhale and exhale.

Gabriel lets out a sigh into the silence of their room, finally content together.

BRO THANK YOU SO MUCH

Poor, sweet, innocent Sam Winchester: “Maybe I could try to say the prayer again and you can tell me which part I did wrong? Ok here it goes. Oh great Loki-”

Gabriel, Vibrating because he’s using so much restraint that part of his true form begins appearing around him and the lights in the bunker start flickering: *Tackles him to the ground* “The prayer is fine.”

Desperately craving more Sabriel content guys, i need to inject them into my blood stream seriously.

YES YES YES YES-

plot twist, Rowena just tells Sam that those 'spicier rituals' are just simple love rituals, asking true love and shit, so Sam just thinks that He's praying to Gabe to tell him how much he loves him, but really Gabe receives message after message of prayers asking him to raw dog Sam until morning until he's screaming Gabe/Loki's name and holding his seed and-

Gabe immediately abandons whatever work he's doing and teleports to Sam in the bunker. Gabe's lookin a little frazzled cause he thinks he's about to get some but just see's Sam reading calmly and Sam turns to see him and is like "Oh! hey Gabriel, did you like my message?" "DID I LIKE UR MESS-"

they end up doing it anyway and Sam doesn't know why Gabe seems so confused so he's like "Did I do it wrong or something? Rowena taught it to me and i guess the prayers old so it may have gotten lost in translation but-" and Gabe can't decide if he wants to burn Rowena or mash their mouth together consensually.

Desperately craving more Sabriel content guys, i need to inject them into my blood stream seriously.

HOLY SABRIEL-

So we obviously know that Sam and Gabe would 100% have their shit together better than destiel, like they would just be more comfortable and open together compared to the mess that are Cas and Dean expressing their feelings.

BUT! Headcanon that when Sam and Gabriel first started their relationship they both went through their Cas and Dean phase of being openly really in love with each other but being all awkward and shit at showing it.

So like Gabriel would show up at the bunker and be himself with Cas and Dean but the second that Sam walks into the room he's just- a mess. Making really bad jokes that Dean is like "That was worse than your normal stuff, u alright?", his invisible wings are all flustered and puffed up which Cas sees and just squints at gabe the entire time he's there.

Then when he leaves, they were like "well that was weird, hey Sam did you notice how Gabe-" and they turn around to see Sam blushing and has the dopiest smile on his face. He stops when Dean and Cas stare at him and is like "what?" to which Dean proceeds to pester him all afternoon about whats going on between them and Sam just keeps denying everything and stumbling over his words as he escapes to do "Research"

Desperately craving more Sabriel content guys, i need to inject them into my blood stream seriously.

Idea for any Sabriel fic writers out there, Gabriel can make clones of himself. We know this people, so why can’t I find any fics fluff or smut or otherwise about Sam dealing with Gabriel’s clones. They can ‘entertain’ or annoy him idc I just thought of this and now I want it. idk if the fic exists already or not but if it doesn’t can someone please write it???

Another missed opportunity done by CW, these two needed to have at least one conversation together. Like, imagine Gabe meeting Adam he’d be like “so your the one that made Mikey go soft?” And Adam is just like huh and Michael is just embarrassed and regretting Gabriel even being here.

Gabe would undoubtedly be their couples therapist. Fixing their relationship because he low key loves Adam and secretly wants Michael to be happy.

These two deserved to meet

Destiel edits :sad, beautiful, make you cry

Sabriel edits: BUBBLEGUM BITCH

Some cute stuff, because I want so

Gabriel:I want to be loved

Sam:*covers him with a blanket*

Sam:*brings candies, ice cream and a cake*

Sam:*hugs Gabriel tightly and kisses him*

Gabriel:*melts*

Sam: I'm Sam. Short for Samuel

Castiel: I'm Cas. Short for Castiel

Gabriel: I'm Gabriel. I'm just short

Gabriel: ABCDEFGHIJK-

Gabriel: L!

Lucifer: Why did you say the alphabet to figure out what came after K?

Gabriel: ....

Micheal: You’re an archangel Gabriel.

Raphael: Seriously, get it together.

Gabriel: FIRST OFF, YOU TELL ME WHATS AFTER P AND SECOND, ITS HARD OK!

Micheal, Lucifer, Raphael: Q. The answer is Q.

Gabriel: OH FUCK OFF!

okay i’m sure someone has said this before, but we were robbed of long-term cons/undercover stories on Supernatural.

like, all the hilarious scenes of them pretending to be anything other than FBI agents, but make it weeks of undercover work?

Sam goes undercover and Gabe keeps popping in at random times, so the entire frat house stages an intervention where they first go to Sam to tell him “buddy it’s okay, you don’t have to hide your boyfriend”

and then they go to Gabe and are like “listen if you hurt him, we will beat you up”

Sam and Gabe are not dating, but “oh no he’s just an angel who tends to fuck me over and help me, so i’m cautious” is not a good defense

so Sam and Gabe are dating now for the run of this undercover mission

Dean and Cas are continuously mistaken as a couple

they bring Claire and/or Jack along for a mission, and everyone goes “oh your teenage daughter/son —” and Dean can’t even tell them no

(like give me We’re the Millers vibes but actually funny)

there are fun montages where we switch between one Winchester brother of them at a tupperware party and another fighting a monster, and both scenes are framed as Scary AF

Bobby visits them while they’re undercover and he never comes up with a fake identity, he’s always The Dad

(they don’t talk about it, but Bobby goes very soft when someone calls him Dean or Sam’s dad)

Dean goes undercover with only Claire at one point, and everyone assumes he was a teenage dad and is now a single dad prematurely graying because Claire is a wild child, and Dean is like “no- actually you are correct that is exactly what happened”

Bobby and Ellen go undercover and their cover was friends, but everyone assumes they’re elderly couple who found each other post-midlife crisis and are both already divorced/widowed once and they can’t correct them

Cas goes undercover as a Beekeeper at least once

Jack is de-aged and Dean and Cas are suddenly a cute gay couple with a toddler in a sub-urban neighbourhood

they have all gone undercover as a mechanic

Dean has also gone undercover as a journalist/photographer, especially if it’s related to any kind of music business

Dean and Jo have gone undercover as friends but everyone went “oh hey dude is that your sister” so they just rolled with it and never talked about the fact that people looked at them and immediately saw their behavioural similarities, the way they smile in a similar way, and thought “family”

Claire brings Kaia along, and Cas is now a dad helping his daughter and future daughter-in-law moving into their new flat together (they actually want to keep the flat at the end of the mission)

Sam gets to be a cool uncle to Jack when he goes undercover as a highschool/college student

just, the potential!

Gabriel:*gives Michael his phone, Adam is calling* Here, your boyfriend is calling

Michael: He is NOT my boyfriend!

Michael:*answers the phone* Hello, sunshine!

Gabriel:....

[Cas and A disheveled Gabriel meeting up with Sam and Dean for ice cream after a day at the park]

Sam:*shocked when he sees Gabriel* What happened babe?

Cas:*holding an ice cream cone,sitting on Deans lap* Instead of feeding bread to the ducks Gabriel fed them bird seeds and they all turned on him.

Sam:Turned? *wide eyes* as in..?

Cas:*pulls out his phone,shows him a video he filmed where Gabriel is standing on a bench,clutching bird seeds to his chest while all around him ducks quack angrily*

Dean:If he was standing on a bench then why does he look like the ducks walked over him?

Cas:Watch.

[In the video Gabe jumps off the bench and properly trips over his own feet,ducks attack,pecking and start stepping over him]

Sam:*hugging Gabe* my poor baby.

Dean:*laughing* Aw man that’s awesome. Send me that.

Gabe:Your boyfriend didn’t help me at all!

Cas:If I would have helped you I would have never filmed a great video.

Gabe:You threw more bird seeds at me!

Cas:*smiling* it was very funny.

Spn tweets test (Gabriel's rampage)

Annoyed bc why is it so long on discord

Yep! Gonna be making spn tweets soon!!