[Cas and A disheveled Gabriel meeting up with Sam and Dean for ice cream after a day at the park]
Sam:*shocked when he sees Gabriel* What happened babe?
Cas:*holding an ice cream cone,sitting on Deans lap* Instead of feeding bread to the ducks Gabriel fed them bird seeds and they all turned on him.
Sam:Turned? *wide eyes* as in..?
Cas:*pulls out his phone,shows him a video he filmed where Gabriel is standing on a bench,clutching bird seeds to his chest while all around him ducks quack angrily*
Dean:If he was standing on a bench then why does he look like the ducks walked over him?
Cas:Watch.
[In the video Gabe jumps off the bench and properly trips over his own feet,ducks attack,pecking and start stepping over him]
Sam:*hugging Gabe* my poor baby.
Dean:*laughing* Aw man that’s awesome. Send me that.
Gabe:Your boyfriend didn’t help me at all!
Cas:If I would have helped you I would have never filmed a great video.
Gabe:You threw more bird seeds at me!
Cas:*smiling* it was very funny.
Dean: I’m cold
Castiel: I told you to bring a coat! (Begrudgingly wraps Dean in his trench coat)
Sam: it’s pretty cold out
Gabriel: here (wraps self around Sam) better?
Sam: uh… we’re about to go question the witness, so…
Gabriel: shhhh… just let it happen
I feel Jake is the kind of alter who only fronts for like 10 seconds if the system is doing something he doesn't like, changes it, and then fucks off again.
Marc Spector: Im going to smoke this cigarette because it helps me fit in with a crowd (he is actually just a dramatic sadboy)
Jake: Yeets it across the room, leaves front
Techno: He's a volatile species, he can't be trusted...
Phil: *takes a sip of his tea* What are you on about?
Techno: I swear, Phil, he's got that shifty look in his eyes.
Ranboo: *walks into the cabin* Hi! I just wanted to drop this off before I go mining. *sets a pie on the table* Bye!
Techno: *cuts a slice*... This is filled with golden carrots and honey... *takes a bite*
Phil: Still think he's suspicious?
Techno: *crying because the pie tastes amazing* He's a vicious beast, Phil, I swear.
Phil: Mhm, sure.
Right new hc
When Percy gets fed up with the twins pranks or just people looking down at him he just snaps and plays the most malicious and sadistic pranks on them
Like not enough to hurt them real bad but enough for them to know not to mess with him
Also he always manages to keep his image clean
Like you will never catch this guy until he tells you and even then if you tell on him he’ll make you feel like a fraud and discredit the story
That's right!!! The Ministry definitely has some rumours about the Peeves might hide in somewhere, cuz people keeps getting pranked. Some of them will go and report to Percy, and he just keeps a straight face says, "I'll solve this thing as fast as I could. I give zero tolerance for these things."
Then when he went home, he just burst out a big laugh to Oliver and tell him all the things. Probably the twins question too that why they keep getting banned from the Ministry, when they just want to find Hermoine and Harry.
Slowly, Percy's prank becomes one of the big mystery in the Ministry, until he retired still no one find out it was him.
Tubbo: hey big T, do you think I could fit in the washing machine?
Tommy: I dunno, let’s-
Ranboo: let’s, and I cannot stress this enough, NOT do that when we get home
Layla: what are you playing?
Marc: I'm playing poker, Steven's playing go fish and I think Jake is just hungry
tommy: HELP! I TOLD PHIL I'D COOK TONIGHT BUT I CANT COOK FOR SHIT.
ranboo, pouring the milk into the cereal box: dont worry, my friend.
ranboo: you've come to the right person.
Ranboo, to Tubbo: My life is in the hands of an idiot.
Tommy, motioning to himself and Tubbo: No no no no no, Big Man, TWO idiots.