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Can I just put it here? A lot Tubbo and hairy men? I can... I think
Do you love the color of the sky, Mr Minecraft?
Hi
I’m back on my shit again
This one took so long to do, probably the longest I’ve spent on an artwork? (The earliest part made was made on August 23rd) (Edit: SHIT FUCK JULY NOT AUGUST FUCK I’m LOSING MY SENSE OF TIME GOD DAMNIT) (edit 2: in other news, my idiocy has already been spread and it is too late)
So that’s fun (I was giggling like a madman when I was close to finishing this)
God I hope the words on top stopped idk how many of you from panicking or feeling blind fury like I saw in the tags of the last one. (Though the fury was so fucking funny)
Before I start rambling, I want to mention the fact that Phil is never looking at the sky around him, but at the faces and expressions of his friends.
There are two more people in addition to the sbi and Kristin from the last one. Tubbo and Ranboo, whom I just consider sbi++ tbh.
First one is none other than Miss Kristin herself. I actually used a picture from their Instagram as reference for their clothes. I actually straight up imagine this was from their wedding day or smt. I hope I drew Ms Kristin okay. I’m still figuring out how to draw her tbh.
Second is Wilbur Soot. So when I was drawing all of them, I was thinking of what expressions they all would be making. Like Kristin and Phil would be all happy and stuff. And the idea of Wilbur just fucking grappling with the idea that if Phil drops him, it’s fucking over. He’d be done for. Dead (maybe). That idea was funny to me for some reason. So I imagine he just has a look of acceptance/fear while Phil is trying to figure out if he’s okay.
Third is Tommy. He probably gets dropped. L. Because you probably don’t carry someone like that while flying. (Probably because how am I supposed to know.) Tommy is just fucking screaming his lungs out btw.
Tubbo! He actually fucking fell. I asked my friend, “Help me make a decision. Tubbo and Phil. Cute. or Chaos.” “chaos” “CHAOS IT IS” So the idea, in my head, is that Tubbo was originally given a piggy back ride. Tubbo, chaotic, just sort of climbs Phil like a jungle gym or smt and sits on his shoulders. It was great for like five seconds and then he fell. You fucking bet he’s grappling with the idea of death.
Ranboo. The one picture I had in my head the whole time I was drawing them was just. “L o n g c a t.” Cause Ranboo was drawn in such a way that I was thinking of cats being picked up.
Techno. Again, that’s not the way you hold someone while flying but yeah. Techno is probably the only other person to not feel fear in this whole thing. The first being Miss Kristin
(It seemed fitting for Ranboo and Techno to have the aurora scene)
And the last one. Idk man I just wanted to draw a god.
This is the Angel of Death, between storm and chatters.
(The feathers mean nothing, they’re just a nice transition)
(If you made it here, please, please, please, consider reblogging. Thoughts in tags or not, I will appreciate you so much)
I feel like it's a good idea to bring this back with the current threat
Is there a name for ranboo, phil and sneegsnag or can we call them insanity trio?
They're having a very important conversation
Inspired by this screenshot from @emeralds-but-everywhere
technodad prompt!
@/summoningfailed on twt: ranboo hiding in techno's cape and jumping out trying to scare others (bonus points if everyone pretends to be afraid)
but guys have you considered.
The blood god is actually Mumza, Phil and Techno worship the same goddess of death who goes by multiple names
I thought of this at 1 am and couldn’t get it out of my head
Also never heard of shading in my life
Mini crown
Your around three and a complete busy body but nobody nobody loved you more then daddy techno. You crawl over holding your little toy in your mouth and sit down Looking way up at the 6,7 piglet and let out a happy giggle pulling technos attention to you “ hi little one, aren’t you busy today” he bends down picking you up with no problems and you laugh loudly when he blows blueberries into your neck and tickles your little stomach a laugh rumbles through his chest as you grip his hair and lean your head back “ no baba” you scream. He laughs kissing your little cheek as you drop your toy and place your small hand on his face and nose complete infested in your dads face. Then a loud bang and yelling comes from outside “ TECHNOBLADE SURRENDER NOW OR DIE” techno rushes upstairs giving you a bottle and hides you “ shh shh my love I’ll be back I promise “ he kisses your head as you whimper reaching for him “ baba” your eyes water as you try to crawl out the basket then you hear the door close and know he left, you sit down holding your toy and cry out “ BABA”. A couple minutes pass and you whimper and then hear the door open and meet your distress grandfather philza picks you up gently rocking you “ it’s okay I’m sorry “ he holds you close and you grip his shirt and whimpering “ baba, baba “ you cry out and he rubs your back gently “ he’s coming it’s okay he’s coming”. Philza stays with you, he puts you down and you crawl towards the door and whimper “ baba” philza heart breaks seeing you so upset. Hours passed and you lay down on the couch as philza reads to you the door opens and techno looks around frantically then looks at you he sighs in relief, blood rests on his cloths and face. He picks you up crying lightly placing kisses all over your face, you scream wrapping your arms around his neck “BABA” he smiles and looks to philza “ thank you” philza smiles patting his back “ anytime mate “ philza leaves and techno holds you close taking you upstairs and you whimper holding onto him tightly as he kisses your cheek and head “ I’m here, I’m here “ you look up with watery eyes and he’s heart just melts seeing his little girl miss him, he fills the tub and you rests on his chest as he gets into the tub rubbing your back lightly putting soap on you and placing small kisses in your face and one on your nose “ I know love I’m sorry” you whimper not letting go at all. After the bath, he gets you in your little night gown and brushes you hair and smile looking at the mirror up at your father “baba” he looks to the mirror smiling big seeing your face light up “ you ready for bed, you giggle lightly as he picks you up and walks towards the bed, he lifts the covers having you crawl to the side, he lays down and you crawl over resting on his chest “ good night my sweet girl”.
Memories of strangers of brothers
i wanted to have fun so i made a don't starve au!
SLEEPY BOIS!
I just like the head cannon that villbur smokes because L’Manberg literally started as making drugs in a van XD
I shit you not i am actually crying.
Techno you monster. Phil.. what the fuck mate.
magnet redraw bcus i thought its gonna be funny. it kinda is
college is NOT letting me draw
im not sure who first thought of "q!forever meeting osmp!phil" but my mind created osmp version of forever and theyve been living in my head for the last 24 hours
the dynamic
Phill: *telling tommy off*
Tommy: *trying to explain himself but is actually digging a deeper hole*
Wilbur: *singing something*
Techno: guys- guys please focus we need to win the game
We did British icons at college today :)
I messed up his eye a little bit still ver happy with the drawing
I've already seen some people talk about this, but I really think the dynamic between Phil, Ranboo, and Tubbo on the new Powers SMP has the potential of being really, really interesting! When we think about it, all three of them originated from the End, it could be really interesting to see a shared homesickness between them for their old home. But they are now, for some reason, living permanently in the Overworld.
It's also super interesting to think about Tubbo being very protective over the two of them, especially Phil, because Shulker Boxes in actual Minecraft lore are there to protect and keep the treasures of the End, elytras specifically, safe from harm and people who want to take them. So it would make sense with Tubbo being a Shulk that he would instinctually feel the need to protect and be a shield for Phil, who is an Elytrian.
Anyway, I just thought these ideas were super cool and have the potential to make some interesting lore! Do with them what you will!
old drawing of the arctic commune from 2021
its dangerous to go alone,take him with you
Finished watching Moon Knight and instead got a dsmp idea what the fuck is wrong with me.
Anyway, Wilbur Soot centric fic where there is a little guy who likes blue and sheep who calls himself Ghostbur in his fricking head
And isn't that just nice?
Phil and Techno are his Ghostbur life. Phil's his dad who thinks this is his son's actual ghost, and Techno is his brother (twin).
Tommy is his Wilbur life. Tommy's just a kid Wilbur got attached too, but they would do anything for each other
(Wilbur ran away after his Mother's death, but a part of him wanted to stay with his Dad, so cue ghostbur)
Basically Techno and Phil see Wilbur, 4/4 sbi, angst, and chaos ensues
Another SBI au.
Philza's a general, and Techno, Wilbur and Tommy are his kids who he loves very much.
But then war breaks out, and Phil leaves his kids to fight in the war.
Philza 'dies' in the war.
The kids are seperated in foster care.
Techno ends up running away from his foster family and on the streets.
Wilbur ends up with a nice family, and gets a sister, named Niki.
Tommy ends up in a group home under Dream, with Tubbo and Ranboo. After gaining some trauma, the three of them run.
A few years pass. Tommy is now 16. Wilbur and Techno are both 24.
Another war breaks out. Wilbur and Techno are enlisted. Tommy takes Ranboo's place.
The three of them reunite on the battlefield, only to find themselves against a familiar face.
More Sbi ideas I will never actually write into a proper story BUT :
Tommy and Wilbur are princes.
Like really, really, young princes.
And Phil's their dad.
And, don't get me wrong, he's a great dad!
But, he's not always there.
He usually leaves the country (and his kids) under Dream, his trusted advisor, who Wilbur and Tommy don't like at all.
And then, Phil goes missing. Lost at the battlefield.
So Dream takes charge. He tells the citizens that he is searching for their beloved King, but in truth, he really isn't.
So Wilbur takes it into his own hands.
Stealing a horse, a bag of supplies, and carrying Tommy with him (Wilbur doesn't trust Dream with his brother), Wilbur goes in search of Technoblade, retired general, and Phil's friend.
Hopefully Technoblade will be better than Dream.
Um, a lot of people really liked my sbi assassin au? idea
(haha what the fuck-)
Here have more shit that my sleep deprived brain came up with
Tommy and Wilbur are rich kids. Like the ones who live in big manor houses and get to go to fricking galas.
Wilbur went abroad to study (read : live a normal life). He's got a lot of friends now, who he depends on now to find his brother.
Tommy is best friends with Tubbo and Ranboo! Tubbo has been best friends with him since he was a baby and Ranboo is more recent
The assassination was ordered out by an anonymous person.
Phil is a assassin known as the Angel of Death. No one has escaped his clutches.
Techno is his adopted son. He's in his early twenties, and is just as proficient as his father when it comes to assassinating.
Tommy very quickly enters Phil's good graces, but takes a bit longer to enter techno's.
But when he does, Techno quickly realizes he would die for this annoying gremlin child.
Then they hear about Wilbur
The oldest son, who has been turning every rock and building upside down to find his little brother.
The anonymous person strikes again
Wilbur is the victim this time
Assassin Philza, learns that he just left a 6 year old Tommy orphaned, and adopts him, but forgets to tell his son Techno, so now, Techno has to deal with a orphan child stealing his father.
(he ends up getting attached)
~
On the other side, Wilbur comes home for a funeral, and finds his little brother missing and hell comes reigning down.
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/michael-b-my-beloved/677686428201779200
^ I made more shit related to the au here
Sbi au, in which Kristin is the queen, and Techno and Wilbur are her kids, but then Kristin dies, and Wilbur has to become king, but the pressure gets to him and he runs away and is found by Tommy and Phil, who are these random villagers who have no idea who Wilbur is, and take him in.
On the other hand, now Techno is King, and is trying to find Wilbur with the help of Ranboo, who is a knight-in-training, who has no idea what he's doing, but Techno likes him so its okay.
Oh, and Tubbo is Tommy's friend who knows who Wilbur is but won't tell anyone because Wilbur pleaded/ threatened him.
Happy birthday Philza. Sorry it’s late.
