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Cutest gfs in the galaxy

Can we start calling Sukuna “suckynuts”

OKAY OKAY LISTEN

Strawhat karaoke night and let’s say Zoro is schwasted like even with his unusually high alcohol tolerance normally he wouldn’t but for whatever reason he gets on stage or wherever and sings THIS

I DONT EVEN CARE WHO ITS ABOUT JUST IMAGINE HIM SCREAMING THIS INTO A MIC UGHGFHHSHHDHS

YOURE MAKING A ZERG WORK???? OMGOMG NOF UCKING WAY

Is it a work of a Zerg novel you've read??? If so, is it okay if I ask which one 👀👀

I CANT WAIT THO AHDJDMHWKSKS

mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah♡♡♡ your brain is SOOOO huge and brainy<3333 as always, to be honest,,,, your tastes are very sophisticated and advanced /hj /pos

char will be heavy key like a main character from "After Transmigrating Into a Villain Cannon Fodder Male Zerg" [novelupdates] cuz he's sooo bratty and adorable</3 I love the first chapters of this novel, it's so sweet,,,, they're not exactly the same characters, but the motives are the same<3 I think the cute short zerg male who is a yan!transmigrator is a good character; I've already filled out 50% of the day's work, but it's only the world building so far, - but still don't have much left<333

just finished my re listen of tma and I’m about to start protocol - wish me luck 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

(I am begging you PLEASE let there be lots of gay people for me to draw)

here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

At one point, Strong Male Character cries and spills all his insecurities and emotions to Helen Mirren, who then tells him "you don't have to be strong anymore," or "I'll take care of you," or, the most famous, "I'll protect you," or something along those lines

I want an inverse spy flick. The spy is a woman. Her whole team is made up of diverse women. All the villains are women. There is only one man in the entire movie and he is a Strong Male Character who is like 25 and decently ripped and has a scene where he slowly steps out of a pool wearing speedos because he is Confident and In Control of His Sexuality. We see his ass when he has to tug down his pants to get at the knife strapped to his thigh. His nipples are always erect for no fucking reason.

Concept: all five Robins are incorporated into the DC cinematic universe. Damian isn’t whitewashed and the Red Hood’s helmet doesn’t have its own facial expressions.

Idea for any Sabriel fic writers out there, Gabriel can make clones of himself. We know this people, so why can’t I find any fics fluff or smut or otherwise about Sam dealing with Gabriel’s clones. They can ‘entertain’ or annoy him idc I just thought of this and now I want it. idk if the fic exists already or not but if it doesn’t can someone please write it???

my qualifications of being a girlfriend (pan / poly / no gender preference)

PROS

i am a girl

likes girls too

(that can be something both of us can relate to if u like girls)

i like cute things

i give nice hugs

love sending cute or random goofy photos

i love sending random "haha us" posts

will brag about you

will always be happy to have your attention

know how to cook water 💃🏼

CONS

i sometimes forget you exist but come back like time didn't pass at all

usually busy staring at my wall

yaps too much

a nerd

a stupid nerd

time zone problems most likely

i whine too much

demands attention and gets sad and will sulk at a corner when not given attention

Please i need a fic about vessel and reader both having VERY obvious oral fixations.

A LOT of kissing cuz they couldn't keep their mouths from eachother

Maybe both super touch starved (projecting so hard rn)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLE-

Darkiplier doodle (might be little disturbing?)

petition to have crowley and aziraphale kiss under the bandstand as a beautiful mirroring of their first breakup, it is raining around them but they are sheltered and safe, together under a canopy, there's no need to protect the other from the rain because the distance between them has been bridged (at last, at last, heart to heart) reblog if u agree

Starscream trying to redeem himself song

I'm sorry but man the lyrics are really like Starscream actually trying to make amends but due to his self destructive tendencies he keeps failing. He also wants everyone to know he is actually wanting to change but doesn't know how to.

"I swear, I will die trying" literally cannon because everytime he has changed or become a hero he dies, straight away sometimes.

"I'm not a good person, I'm bearly a person at all" cannon cause I say so and let me explain. He knows he's an asshole and sometimes he purposely acts like one for reasons. And in some of the darkest versions of Megatron's and Starscream's relationship he is quite literally a slave to Megatron and a "whipping boy" actual quote from Starscream and it makes me sick.

4th Wall breaking Starscream moments would be hilarious PT.2

Soundwave and Starscream are just standing side by side in the nemesis whilst Megatron is talking about a new plan to destroy the autobots.

Starscream to us: Now you want to know why Soundy is standing right next to me. And no it's not cause we are supposed to. Listen hear and don't tell anyone I told you this or otherwise I'll be banned from the 4th wall. This guy right here can read minds but only at a close proximity like we are in now. See the producers have never made it clear, those lazy afts, I really hate their fleshy guts.

And then you slowly see Soundwave facing Starscream with absolute horror.

And after a whole minute Starscream goes: Wait if he can read minds. And I just broke the 4th wall. And the scene didn't pause. And he's standing right next to me. And he always reads my mind that means. Oh frag.

But during this part the scene did freeze so Soundwave didn't hear that part. Starscream is hyperventilating worried he'll be experimented with.

Soundwave is concerned. Cause he thinks starscream has gone full schizophrenic mode and not half anymore.

I feel like Starscream should be given a 4th wall breaking ability

Like the moments are similar to how Deadpool does it like imagine a scenario that goes:

Megatron and Starscream arguing.

Starscream staring directly at us as the scene pauses: I interrupt this scene to give a warning for the viewers. I believe it's around the time I get my ass beaten up. So if you are uncomfortable or whatever with abuse I suggest you skip to 10:54.

The scene unpaused but Megatron just walks away with a huff.

Starscream whispering whilst pulling the screen down: Now that's a suprise. A good one of course. Primus really is shining down o-Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Megatron in fact did not leave and was just waiting for his fussion canon to charge. And skipping to 10:54 was actually correct.

I'm really disappointed nobody has had this idea no matter how much I try to find something like it

Me when I finally draw again for a week.

School is a pain and tests are worse but I have this guy to keep me going (he's telling me to kms(he's not even real I'm imagining things)

Reasoning on why Starscream is quite literally an angry murderous teenager (to me, it's like a head cannon/theory)

So Starscream is around 25 ish in human years in G1 and you take away the war he was definitely around 17 when he joined the war and lost Skyfire. Now when you're 17 you'll be in college/university and I think that's similar to the Cybertron thing in G1 the show.

Starscream goes on an exploration with Jetfire away from Cybertron and I'd like to think you have to be a certain age requirement and qualification to pass and G1 Starscream did go but in Skybound when Skyfire leaves Starscream doesn't go with him and he's seen as if following Skyfire's carer path. So he's definitely in his early teens and he didn't join the war in the beginning so he's been fighting for less than 200 years (which might be around 3 years in human terms except these guys age faster when they are younger)

So whilst G1 Starscream may be young Skybound is even younger and with my idea of Starscream and Ulchtar being a split personality with no memories of the other Starscream is mentally a 11 year old whose first action was killing and in total he would probably be around 12/15.

Thank you for joining my ted talk.

Starscream kicking ravage in Skybound-

Ulchtar in his head throwing up, crying and screaming: NOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING KYS NOWWW

Ulchtar was shown to love bugs so I feel like he would have absolutely loved the humans and animals and would find ravage cute.

Redraw of the animated drawings with water colours.

Galaxy Force Starscream the lovable tragic asshole you are. I had to squish his face cause either made it too big. First time drawing him and those lips do not disappoint.

Water colour pens are good but I just can't use them properly without leaving marks making it look ugly.

Little Skybound Starscream Character analysis or breakdown of SMT that I saw nobody mention. Bear with me.

So the basics are - Starscream was first Ulchtar and changes name after his friend died and his eyes also turned red. So we have that down but if you look at the words Starscream says

'My name is Starscream' but also when we learn he is still alive after his fight with soundwave he says

'Starscream that's my name' which mirrors the words when he changed his name. Also it's more of a reassurance that that truly is his name but there's nobody around so the one he's trying to convince is himself. If that's not enough he chose his name from Genvo's last words and in the picture above he is saying them again to Genvo's first words that we as readers hear. (So that gives a lot more depth and it may not seem that much but further down it does help tie some ideas together.)

Also in this scene it could be viewed as Starscream arguing against the voice he hears almost as if he doesn't remember that he had a different name before and is probably why he himself hasn't brought it up afterwards because to him it was a hallucination that got his name wrong. Or it could simply be him not wanting to remember it as he knows the last him would regret what he has turned into. But I do think he might have forgotten some things if the past at least and that may be due to Megatron but I'll do that part in a different post.

So my point is - Ulchtar and Starscream are not 'exactly' the same person they are like different points in life but instead of it being like a sequel it's more like an entire reset to the story.

Sorry if my writing is bad I'm literally a kid and tho I cook in my English writing NOW it was not without failing really badly I EVEN CHEATED MAN.

But I spotted the name thing out as I first saw it and I connected the dots and it did in fact almost make me cry but is anyone going to see this.

NOOOOO!

What do you mean I simplified his design so I can draw him in this stupid pose like.......

The brain block be real guys. Also this gotta be my fav design for starscream like it's basically modern armada design

(Both have swords and make you cry

I swear why is it the versions that use swords that make you cry like Hasbro FREEEEE HIM)

Armada Megatron -the reason cps exists

Pure jokes of course tho

Side note- starscream is in the tags for a reason

I lied I couldn't find a way to add the primes (yet tho DW) and I didn't feel like doing TC and SW yet so more shockwave content. Part of the au in previous posts. The next post of the au is going to be with soundwave to match with this (it will give more information).

So yeah my reason that empurata isn't a thing is that he's younger here and also the council isn't able to do that also it doesn't exist. That's why I kept some similarities to his usual face with the colours and soundwave.

My plan is to post some intros and lore of this au for a bit and then I'll stop so I can practice drawing so I can give more content and also maybe writing.

Thanks for the 250 likes. This is the little idea I've been having for a while. Skybound starscream my beloved they could never make me hate you (annoyed most definitely tho).

The words are inspired by the song below cause I thought it really fits this version of them.

First time drawing Megatron and I swear he's just ugly like that not because of my drawing. Anyway I'm trying to find references to continue more work but it's proving to be difficult.

Hopefully I'll find a way to turn this into a video or digital.

little piece of a little project that I'm finishing up. I predicted so much in Skybound about starscream like how he really was innocent and ig that doesn't seem like much but I also said he wouldn't even hurt a bug and guess what it was a major thing in his backstory. I also knew that Megatron had somehow forced him to kill didn't know exactly but yeah it would be an innocent or against codes. And guess what again, it happens. So I'm predicting a redemption arc (I'm coping okay) that he gets some crazy bpd as Megatron's hold on his mind gets erased or whatever that was and you have ulchtar and starscream and ulchtar wins or smt and starscream gets to see how the world actually works and happily ever after and ain't nobody going to see this.

Important news there was a song in my head but I forgot it and it kept me up at night cause I was imagining star dancing to it. Mourn. Edit : I found it

Posted this before but I only just realised it wasn't put up so here we go ig. No new content cause I just had a test but I'll try to add either some primes or TC and SW to the au.

For now I'll post some old art like this one tho I might make four more drawings.

this is hopefully gonna be art that's a part of my au but either way it's baby starscream.

When I tell you I barely draw digitally especially since I'm using the ultimate combo of finger and a phone but I wanted to try.

I do in fact have a scene that's playing in my head for this drawing but I don't know how to get it out you know.

I'll probably post some old art or smt for a little bit.

Thanks so much for 100+ likes so here's a starscream page I finished. Prime looks ugly AF as I choose a really bad picture but there's nothing we can do and only as I'm posting this I realised that the cyberverse pic I chose for a reference was edited from the OG as I don't think they have pupils.

Shockwave and soundwave are now added to my au (check out the other post if you've only seen this one pls)

This is surprisingly my first time drawing bots that aren't Starscream even though soundwave is my second favourite.

This took longer to post especially due to it being the work day's but I still got it done 👍🏻.

On the last drawings I tried to at least make it look like there are flames near them with the orange and red but that could use extra work.

I'm trying to see what design I should stick with cause there'll be changes from the original designs.

Thanks for the 24 likes on the last post did even better than the previous one.

I have more to give on Shockwave and Soundwave but that may not be the next post.