At one point, Strong Male Character cries and spills all his insecurities and emotions to Helen Mirren, who then tells him "you don't have to be strong anymore," or "I'll take care of you," or, the most famous, "I'll protect you," or something along those lines
I want an inverse spy flick. The spy is a woman. Her whole team is made up of diverse women. All the villains are women. There is only one man in the entire movie and he is a Strong Male Character who is like 25 and decently ripped and has a scene where he slowly steps out of a pool wearing speedos because he is Confident and In Control of His Sexuality. We see his ass when he has to tug down his pants to get at the knife strapped to his thigh. His nipples are always erect for no fucking reason.
Made my day.
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Person A: *holds up leg* Feel my leg I shaved.
Person B: *gently stokes* holy shit
Person C: Guys. We. Are. Under. Attack. This Is Not The Time.
So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife
Reblogging myself to give another book life hack. Mostly works for older books though. Google the name and author plus "pdf," i.e. "The Bad Beginning by Lemony Snicket pdf" and there will be a link or download. Sometimes the formatting is weird and sometimes there isn't a free one, but it usually works. This is how I read the entirety of A Series of Unfortunate Events
Do you like books!?
OF COURSE YOU DO
Do you like reading books?
DUUUUUH!
Do you collect books and let them sit on your shelf!?
WHAT IS THIS!? AMATEUR hOUR? OF FUCKING COURSE!
Do you spend WAAAAAAY too much money on books even though they’re totally worth it but holy fucking shit fifteen dollars is the median and why is the world so effortlessly cruel?
Who’s got two thumbs and an empty wallet! Yes yes and yes!
Thriftbooks is an amazing online site that sells used books! These books are, for the most part, in great condition. I’ve used this website for everything from textbooks to fiction to everything else in between! It has a wide selection with an even wider selection of options per book!
You want softcover? They’ve got it! Hardcover? Of course! Audio? Why not!
Hell! They even sell the books in other languages!
You might say to me, humanity, why are you telling us this? We already have barnes and noble!
Because, my poor, naive friend, thriftbooks sells the majority of it’s books for under four dollars.
That’s right. You heard me. Under. Four. Dollars.
And right now, they’re having a huge deal!
2 books for $7
3 books for $10
4 books for $12
If you leave a book in your cart for long enough, chances are you’ll be alerted when a seller nearby, for a cheaper price, has the same book! You’ll get it cheaper and faster, with less waste of paper and time!
And prices change! That book that would have cost you $3.79 one day might be $3.45 the next, and man oh man isn’t that the best thing to see when you check up on your cart.
So what are you waiting for, book lovers! Go! Go shop!
Go and rule the world!
Be the book lovers I know you can be!
Jensen and Jared are my spirit animals and the idea of them and Batfam together brings great joy, but nah, Jared is way too tall, it's not happening, though I could totally go for Jensen as Jason.
I mean, Jensen does have a lot of experiance playing resurrected characters.
So there's this thing with people casting Jensen ackles as Jason Todd?? As much as I stay in the Jason Todd tags I've never heard of or seen that
Jensen voiced Jason in Under the Red Hood, and some people want him to play Jason in live action.
You all forgot the most important one
• when they exist
things i love about cats
when they run across the house at full speed for no reason
when they sneak up on u and start sniffing u and their whiskers tickle u
when u close the door to keep them out of ur room and they stick their paws under the door
the little butt wiggle before they pounce on something
their tiny sneezes
when u put a bag or a towel on their head and they start walking backwards
the thing they do with their ears when they hear a loud noise
God bless you! Free the books!
The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.
I wanna see how many musicians are on tumblr!