Transformers Starscream - Blog Posts

helloooo :3

i hope this isn't an uncomfortable question since Starscream is tied to ur gender, but I REALLY want to hear any headcannons you have for them!!!!! This can be any version of Starscream, just go wild

EEEEE!!! I’ve been kinda waiting for something like this! Thx for asking :p

Headcanons:

(Any generation, but more towards G1) Starscream is at least the slightest bit autistic-coded and his hyperfixation is taking over as leader lol

(TFP) starscream is into drag and both gives and gets makeup tips from Knockout

gay gay homosexual gay

i feel like if he was able to eat/drink earth stuff, his favorite things would be avocado anything and fruity boba tea with those popping-pearls

(Bayverse) he would have a twitter account and bash on anyone calling him a Dorito

his favorite animals are peregrine falcons and horned lizards, but he’d never admit it

GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY-

i think he’d like the taste of those fruity kiddy toothpaste and steal some from anywhere if possible

(TFA) he’s very confused why people say he sounds like a particular talking sponge from the 80s

hai!!! Sorry 4 not posting lately, i’ve gotten so many projects going on rn that i wanna do, but one of them is a starscream plushie! Idk i really wanna hold my beautiful wife irl and also, WHY THE HELL NOT, so yeah. PLOOSHIE PLANS ABOVE

let’s hope i don’t fuck it up :3

(i’ll also probably be posting the process but idk we’ll just see :p)

starscream!!! :D

*drops this and runs away*

my fav starscreams! (G1 and Prime)

G1 starscream!!!

i want to punt him into the sun (affectionate)

My dad's beef with Starscream

Me: Why do you hate Starscream

Dad: I don't hate him

Dad: I LOVE EATING CHICKENS

Me: Bro what

Context my dad refers to him as a chicken 20 times a day (if I'm lucky)

Knockout: I headcannon that....

Starscream: Well I have a cannon to my head

Knockout: Megatron's not even here... HOLY SHI--

Megatron just lurking in the door way

Windblade: Starscream why are you calling

Starscream: I just realised that if the high grade or drugs don't work to stop me being depressed.

Starscream: Why not take both at the same time! I'M GOING TO BE HAPPY GLITCHES!!!!

Later

Reporter: Starscream has been rushed to get dire medical treatment after Windblade found him coughing up energon and unresponsive. He is now stable and is being visited by some bots

Cut to Starscream strapped to a berth

Windblade: Tell me right now! WHAT THE FRAG MADE YOU DO THAT! YOU COULD HAVE DIED!!

Starscream: In my defence I wasn't aware that would happen

Wheeljack: Even I know what you did is dangerous and I'm literally the guy that triggers danger

Chromia: Unfortunately you survived though so I don't see the problem

Windblade: Not the right time Chromia

I'm at work (not really I'm too young) and Starscream is the only thing keeping me awake.

I'm honestly getting better at poses just need to find a way to make the head fit in (I had to glue the face on top of the old one) for the big one.

Head empty just the thought of Starscream being so bored that he starts to go through almost all of earth's music. And then when he finally finds songs and genres that he likes he slowly starts to also have favourite artists. (Soundwave is aware of this new thing Starscream has going on but he thinks that he's gonna sabotage Megatron with music somehow but he can't figure out how)

And of course anything Starscream likes is automatically better than the rest. So when decepticons plan to attack some festivals (due to G1 shenanigans it's probably super normal for it to be a weekly occurrence), Starscream will already know if any artist that he likes is going to be there (he always keeps tabs on their activity and tours). So if they aren't, then okay no problem but if they are he's a hundred percent snitching to the autobots. Something like

Megatron: We must enforce fear onto the humans! We'll attack them at their places of joy -insert stadium or something-

Starscream internally: Wait that's where -random band- is going to have their first performance in 5 years. I've counted each second down to this very performance I can't let Megabum ruin this glorious moment for me.

At the Autobots base

Optimus Prime: Autobots I have called you here due to this anonymous message we have received about some Decepticon activity that's apparently taking place soon

Pops it on the screen

Jazz reading what it says: Megaglitch- yeah it's definitely Starscream who sent that, not really anonymous anymore. But why would he tell us this, it's not like him to care about human activity unless it's a plan to kill Megatron for the gazillionth time

Cliffjumper: Probably an artist that he likes is playing there, I mean there's this band that hasn't performed in 5 years playing there that I like, was hoping to go watch it anyway

Prowl: I highly doubt that that's the reason, we all know Starscream is not one to like anything that's from organics

Cliffjumper: Hey I know my kid (-cliffjumper is his papa I don't care talk to the wall-) better than you all and I know it has to be because of that. Hopefully the few good characteristics he has left from me means that it's also about the same band that I'm thinking about.

Ratchet: What do you mean 'my k----

Jazz: Dude total lore drop right there tell more later. But shouldn't we be going now

Optimus: It is decided. Autobots roll out!

After the confrontation there's now a video of the bands performance with giant robots fighting in the background being spread by the internet to the point everybody now knows the band

Cliffjumper messaging Starscream: Son have you seen it

Starscream: Seen what autodork

Cliffjumper: If you were here I would have grounded you (literally) but I'm to excited. WE'RE IN THE MUSIC VIDEO

Starscream let's out the loudest scream of joy which has now awoken unicron

Yeah idk I'm sick. Thought it was funny. Probs won't be when I'm better. You can rip cliff and star papa and son duo from my dead, decaying, cold hands cause I love it now so much even though it was just a crack little thing I thought of randomly when I was bored

Read rags they are going to be funny.

Hopefully

To the few people who like this cliff and star dynamics. I like you. You have great taste.

My 4th wall Starscream but he can now travel dimensions.

He's blasting every Megatron with a rocket launcher as that universes Starscream is getting beat up.

Whilst wearing shades of course.

He'd just be like "You're very welcome, now do you need therapy or would that just make it worse" but just pops out of existence straight away.

But if it was SG it would be hilarious like -

My Starscream popping out of a portal, rocket launcher at hand "Fear not weaker and more pathetic me I sha... WAIT WHAT THE FRAG IS THIS!!!!!?????"

And then you have Megatron just grilling Starscream to take a break and have some energon (concerned father moment).

"FRAG NOW I'M JEALOUS! I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS! FRAG YOU!!"

Pops out of existence whilst Megatron and Starscream are frozen.

But he pops back in a few seconds after, head poking out shouting "I hope you have a happy life as well bye!"

Gaslighting my sister to believe transformers are real

Me:" Yeah transformers are so cool it's sad we have to wait 100 years for them to come"

My sister: "Their real?"

"Yeah obviously"

And with utter horror etched on her face she goes "But then they will destroy houses"

"No that's only in movies and shows."

"Okay, so does that mean Starscream is real" and also goes "I hope Megatron isn't real(damn)"

And I was like "oh they're probably not real it's just gonna be some robots that we don't know"

"Well I hope Starscream is real"

"I do too cause I wanna jus--"

"High five him"

"Yeahhhhh lot's of high fives"

Headcanon/au or whatever idk how to explain

So we all know how Starscream always changes his frame in the comics.

What if it was not only due to finding what feels right for him but also due to his immortal spark.

His clone Sunstorm has his own powers but I feel like it doesn't ruin his body as it let's the radioactivity be released. Whilst in Starscream's case the only way to release his energy would be to die and we all know how much he stops that from happening.

So with barely any release his spark slowly deteriorates his current body but not in a really gory way simply that functions will lag and maybe if left to long energon would slowly burst inside of him like when we get a bloody nose but for him his eyes may burst.

But he changes frame so much that it never got to the point where his whole body exploded and all the other times it was brushed off as damage due to fights (Megatron).

And the energy does still get released as he's died a few times but nobody knew cause they simply changed his frame in I guess a spark transfer as a last resort and it worked every time.

I swear if Skybound make it clear that Megatron is a victim and uses it to excuse his actions and they do that for the rest of the characters

They're probably not going to do it for Starscream knowing Hasbro they'd stop anything like that from happening

Which pisses me off cause yeah Starscream is also an abuser but that's due to abuse. Megatron is literally like that but his abuse to Starscream is generational and he still gets redeemed.

Like make it make sense Hasbro.

Holy shit Megatron appeared

STARSCREAM RUN GET OUT OF THERE.

Also is soundwave stupid or smt.

I'm reading whilst walking to school so idk

Dawg what is happening

That one meme video but Starscream multiverse

Therapist(Rung I guess): "Fine, your all without (loving) fathers alright."

SG Starscream: "I'm not. I fucking love my dad (Megatron)."

Qué montage of Megatron being careful and caring to Starscream and making sure he's alright and overall having fun.

SG Starscream: "My dad's fucking awesome 😎."

Other Starscream's: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!"

Haha capcut can't be that hard I say with joys

I was then shot 57 times

I really should have watched a video or anything but nah I had a will and Starscream to guide me. But I'll post it for shits anyway and later lament on my humiliation of my first edit. No there is not a read more to hide my humiliation, I'm not a coward I say to myself.

I don't even know the song I just had an audio for it.

Some multiverse crossover between Skybound and SG

But it's just Starscream

Is it bad that I think of him in everything. I think not.

I feel like Sg would hate Skybound at the beginning but slowly come to the realisation of his situation and start integrating himself as an older brother/ proper father figure trying to guide him away from the path his abusive father figure (Megatron) forced upon him.

Edit: just realised the colour for Omni mark match sg starscream

Starscream trying to redeem himself song

I'm sorry but man the lyrics are really like Starscream actually trying to make amends but due to his self destructive tendencies he keeps failing. He also wants everyone to know he is actually wanting to change but doesn't know how to.

"I swear, I will die trying" literally cannon because everytime he has changed or become a hero he dies, straight away sometimes.

"I'm not a good person, I'm bearly a person at all" cannon cause I say so and let me explain. He knows he's an asshole and sometimes he purposely acts like one for reasons. And in some of the darkest versions of Megatron's and Starscream's relationship he is quite literally a slave to Megatron and a "whipping boy" actual quote from Starscream and it makes me sick.

Megatron origin comic issue 4 be like

Starscream: Just kill me already I'm just so tired I can't with this anymore

Megatron: Nuh uh

Starscream: frag you mean nuh uh

Megatron: For talking back that's another 2 months without energon

Me: Oh my doomed robot relationship that has so much potential

?: Oh you talking about Jetfire and Starscream

Me: NOOOO I'M TALKING ABOUT METALHAWK. THERE COULD HAVE BEEN SOO MUCH YET IT ENDED TOO SOON. STARSCREAM COULD OF HAD A SHOULDER TO LEAN ON AND I NEED THEM TO HUG AND THEY DESERVE TO BE ALIVE TOGETHER. METALHAWK COULD "FIX" HIM. WHY STARSCREAM DO YOU KEEP FUCKING THINGS UP FOR YOURSELF HE WAS SO GOOD TO YOU?(I know not really fix him but I like how he definitely could make him see wrong in the way he thinks and does things)

My rare pair that is the only time I go out of my way to see it as a ship.

(At least it isn't as rare pair as that one person on here that's whirl x starscream respect the grind tho)

You gotta hear me out okay he's so bipolar with his feelings for obvious reasons and he's so emotional yet barely has any emotional connections he's just like me fr.

Also apologies for the shitty pic

Is it just me or is there a lack of Starscream posts recently than normal

Anyway here's a shitty meme I made

this is hopefully gonna be art that's a part of my au but either way it's baby starscream.

When I tell you I barely draw digitally especially since I'm using the ultimate combo of finger and a phone but I wanted to try.

I do in fact have a scene that's playing in my head for this drawing but I don't know how to get it out you know.

I'll probably post some old art or smt for a little bit.

Shockwave and soundwave are now added to my au (check out the other post if you've only seen this one pls)

This is surprisingly my first time drawing bots that aren't Starscream even though soundwave is my second favourite.

This took longer to post especially due to it being the work day's but I still got it done 👍🏻.

On the last drawings I tried to at least make it look like there are flames near them with the orange and red but that could use extra work.

I'm trying to see what design I should stick with cause there'll be changes from the original designs.

Thanks for the 24 likes on the last post did even better than the previous one.

I have more to give on Shockwave and Soundwave but that may not be the next post.

continuation of my last post with the au and I have indeed made two memes out of it.

I'll try to practice poses and other characters so I can properly give good content.

Thanks for the 15 likes on the last post and I also added colour on this one.

You use whiteboard pens on whiteboards. I use them to draw on paper. We are not the same.

But like bro's side profile is immaculate just saying.

I love when they give this sort of bat shape to him. Quick design I made.

The different versions of starscream . Also why is tfp so hard to draw man.