Me: Oh My Doomed Robot Relationship That Has So Much Potential

What do you mean I simplified his design so I can draw him in this stupid pose like.......

The brain block be real guys. Also this gotta be my fav design for starscream like it's basically modern armada design

(Both have swords and make you cry

I swear why is it the versions that use swords that make you cry like Hasbro FREEEEE HIM)

I feel like Starscream should be given a 4th wall breaking ability

Like the moments are similar to how Deadpool does it like imagine a scenario that goes:

Megatron and Starscream arguing.

Starscream staring directly at us as the scene pauses: I interrupt this scene to give a warning for the viewers. I believe it's around the time I get my ass beaten up. So if you are uncomfortable or whatever with abuse I suggest you skip to 10:54.

The scene unpaused but Megatron just walks away with a huff.

Starscream whispering whilst pulling the screen down: Now that's a suprise. A good one of course. Primus really is shining down o-Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Megatron in fact did not leave and was just waiting for his fussion canon to charge. And skipping to 10:54 was actually correct.

I'm really disappointed nobody has had this idea no matter how much I try to find something like it

It would be so funny if unicron was kind of chill (I think that there is lore why he has to be evil if I remember but let's forget about cannon). And in terms of how that would affect Megatron and Starscream.

Megatron after taking dark energon: YES UNICRON'S POWER IS MINE

??: Oh not you I don't like you

Megatron: Who's there and how dare you insult me!?

Unicron: It is I the ruler of the Quintes -it's obviously me Unicron you just snorted my blood you unfunny mech. Seriously if you're going to be evil you need some intelligence at the very least.

And with Starscream (cause of the times he gets haunted by him).

Starscream: Stupid Megatron and his stupid plans

Unicron: Totally agree

Starscream: Primus is that you

Unicron: No it's his evil brother Unicron

Starscream: Oh okay

Starscream: WAIT!

I can't help but see Skybound Starscream as someone who'd jump on bodies and masses of energon as if they were puddles like a toddler.

And now I can't help but think of the pepa pig song but about Starscream and murder.

Like those videos with the persons face just photoshopped on top and out of pocket narrative.

This is such an out of pocket crossover.

Some multiverse crossover between Skybound and SG

But it's just Starscream

Is it bad that I think of him in everything. I think not.

I feel like Sg would hate Skybound at the beginning but slowly come to the realisation of his situation and start integrating himself as an older brother/ proper father figure trying to guide him away from the path his abusive father figure (Megatron) forced upon him.

Edit: just realised the colour for Omni mark match sg starscream

messy cause I went straight in with pen and highlighters but it ain't too bad

Skyfire freshly out of the ice trying to learn about Starscream's life during the war and asks a stupid question

Skyfire: So what's your body count?

Starscream: Like millions if you count all those organics

Skyfire: HOLY PRIMUS YOU'RE A WHORE!!!

Starscream: THE PIT YOU MEAN WHOR- oh you meant how many people I fragged I thought how many I killed.

Skyfire: Thank primus, I was worried for you right t-

Skyfire: WAIT

Me explaining Armada Starscream and Megatron being the biggest version of how they are like a father and son but obviously abusive.

My Dad: They should get married.

Me: Did you not hear what I said. First of all I was saying how Megatron is like an abusive adoptive father. And it's really abusive. What?

Dad: Yeah they should get married and kiss.

Me in utter horror trying to change the subject away: So you know Soundwave he's my second favouri---

Dad: He's their son whose spoilt.

And I'm currently choking on air and I tried changing the subject again: You know Starscream has heels

Dad: No he doesn't

And then I show him and he goes: So he is definitely the wife. -or SMT

So yeah my dad ships megastar or megstar idk and somewhere in the relationship he did agree with it being toxic but ig he likes it. But he also calls them both chickens.

I don't agree with this the only time I interact with the ship is if Starscream looks really nice in the drawing which is unfortunately a lot cause ppl draw too good to not like

Knockout: I headcannon that....

Starscream: Well I have a cannon to my head

Knockout: Megatron's not even here... HOLY SHI--

Megatron just lurking in the door way

Gaslighting my sister to believe transformers are real

Me:" Yeah transformers are so cool it's sad we have to wait 100 years for them to come"

My sister: "Their real?"

"Yeah obviously"

And with utter horror etched on her face she goes "But then they will destroy houses"

"No that's only in movies and shows."

"Okay, so does that mean Starscream is real" and also goes "I hope Megatron isn't real(damn)"

And I was like "oh they're probably not real it's just gonna be some robots that we don't know"

"Well I hope Starscream is real"

"I do too cause I wanna jus--"

"High five him"

"Yeahhhhh lot's of high fives"