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"HEY. WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!?"
So... I did something stupid lol. What if Shockwave was a Herald of Unicron? AND THIS DESIGN CAME INTO EXSISTANCE. And this cursed image in general. Hope you all like!
It would be so funny if unicron was kind of chill (I think that there is lore why he has to be evil if I remember but let's forget about cannon). And in terms of how that would affect Megatron and Starscream.
Megatron after taking dark energon: YES UNICRON'S POWER IS MINE
??: Oh not you I don't like you
Megatron: Who's there and how dare you insult me!?
Unicron: It is I the ruler of the Quintes -it's obviously me Unicron you just snorted my blood you unfunny mech. Seriously if you're going to be evil you need some intelligence at the very least.
And with Starscream (cause of the times he gets haunted by him).
Starscream: Stupid Megatron and his stupid plans
Unicron: Totally agree
Starscream: Primus is that you
Unicron: No it's his evil brother Unicron
Starscream: Oh okay
Starscream: WAIT!
Starscream: I don't believe in Primus and all that nonsense. The only thing divine in this world is me!
After Unicron
Skywarp: So what's your opinion on Primus being real now
Starscream: Oh he's real, cause the devil is. I hear him in my head, whispering false promises to control my heart, caressing my soul, trying to lure me into his prison for amusement. He's real alright, cause if he ain't then there would be nothing that can balance out the pure darkness of him, nothing to stop him from enslaving the universe, keeping everyone doing what he wants as toys that he'll throw away just to get more. I can't even bring myself to say his name
Thundercracker: Damn I need to write a fanfic on that
I'm using "On Unicron's horns" for "somewhere far away from anything of importance". It's actually a corruption of russian colloquial "у чёрта на рогах", can be translated literally "on the horns of a devil/imp".
Я так и говорю в обычной жизни -- на Юникроновых рогах.
Cybertronian Colloquialisms - Primes Edition
So we've all heard "By the AllSpark!" or "What in the Pit?" or "Oh Primus" in our TF media. However, I feel like TF writers are missing out on the goldmine that is colloquialisms invoking the different Primes. So, here is a small collection of such colloquialisms, and please, feel free to add more if you have any of your own you use.
"Primus below!" - Exclamation similar to "God above!", invoking the fact that Primus is the core of Cybertron.
"Vector give me patience" - Often paired with "because if Prima gives me strength, I'm going to need bail money." The go-to for when somebot if getting on your last nerves.
"To Alchemist!" - A popular drinking toast, to thank Alchemist Prime for inventing high grade.
"The Three Below" - Refers to Solus, Onyx, and Micronus, the three Primes who formed the Well of AllSparks
"Maximum Blessings on you" - a stealth insult/curse from some dialects, where "Maximum" and "Maximo's" are nearly indistinguishable. As Liege Maximo was the Prime of Lies and Trickery, it's a fitting way to wish someone ill.
“Solus’s slag pit” - Used for something incredible, awful, and incredibly awful. Often used to refer to the latest high society fashion mess.
"Find peace or take it up with the Fallen." - In other words, calm down or screw off.
“As you say, my Liege” - A condescending remark towards a person who’s attempting to lie, cheat or mislead.
Again, if you have any primal colloquialisms you use for your fics, reblog and share them with the rest of us.
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