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I have this save in one of my pin boards in pinterest, idk who truly owns this photo but every time I scroll pass this, I always laugh and giggle-
Here's more incorrect qoutes for @keferon mecha Au to fuel everyone's angsty soul.
First Aid: Can you come out?
Blurr: Yeah sure, give me a sec..
Blurr: First Aid, I'm gay
First: *visible twitching* I already know that, come out to the car
Blurr: oh..ok
Blurr: Swerve I'm gay
Swerve who is currently on his alt mode: We are literally dating!
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Prowl; You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you all even get here so fast?
Jazz: Several traffic lights
Swerve: Three counts of resisting arrest, one for each of us
Blurr: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks
Jazz: and that is not our car.
Deadlock who is the car: Hey Prowl
Prowl: what the frag?!
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Rodimus: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
First Aid: Damn, if people did that to each other, Vortex would've killed everyone years ago.
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Someone holding a gun to First Aid's head; what happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?
First Aid: Bold of you to assume I'll go to heaven.
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Jazz: you know, Prowl, when you generalize, you tell general...lies.
Prowl: ......
Prowl: Are you trying to teach me moral lesson through puns?
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Swerve to Blurr: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Jazz from the kitchen: would you like to stay forever!?!
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Jazz: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am
Swerve first time driving an actual car: I know I should be more focus on the fact you just came out, but HOW FUCKING DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING
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Swerve: *Sneaking around the facility trying to get to Blurr*
First Aid from the distance who's high on the shit Pharma gaved him: *Watching Swerve phase through a wall* There goes my monthly does of Swerve
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Prowl: Are you crying?
Jazz, try to cut onions: No, it's just the onion, they-
Prowl grabbing the Onion with force: What the frag did you say to Jazz?
So uh Detroit : Become Human jazzprowl? Anyone? No? Just me? Okay-
*run and hide*
JAZZ FROM TFONE WAS SO ADORABLE
Oabsbdnbfb my type
Words cannot express how much I lovethem
Jazz own design kinda?
Here's some drawings I did of Megatron and Jazz!
Transformers Crocheted as animal plushies
Taking commissions and requests, just send a message and I’ll respond asap
I love this scene 😂
I love this scene for two (2) reasons -
- The squeaky toy noises as Bulkhead is bouncing around 🥺🥺🥺
- The fucking ungodly stutter Sentinel makes
jazz ur gonna give him a spark attack
bit of a follow up to this post X]
For those who have seen DCAU’s Justice League Unlimited, you may remember the episode, Grudge Match. In that, there is the iconic fight where a brainwashed Wonder Woman fought and beat up her fellow League women.
If you haven’t, here is a video of it:
Now my big smart brain was inspired by this scene to imagine one where Optimus gets placed under mind control by an enemy (Quintessons, most likely) and is made to fight his team and the Elite Guard. And when they realize what’s about to happen, they’re like; Oh, Primus.
“Anybot got a plan?” Jazz asked as they all backed away from Optimus.
“Yeah, try to stay alive.” Ratchet answered.
“Does anybot have a good plan?” Prowl questioned, preparing to fight.
As much as they tried to overwhelm the Prime, things were not looking good for the Autobots.
“We’re getting our afts creamed out here.” Bumblebee remarked as Optimus slammed the combined Jettwins into the ground.
“We need a new strategy.” Ratchet said. “Sentinel! Keep him busy.”
“What now?” the Prime blinked before he was shoved forward. Next thing he knew, a fist landed right against his face.
With Optimus distracted, the others decided they needed to call in reinforcements. Decepticon reinforcements, to be exact. When they finally get there, Starscream just scoffs, thinking that it’s no big deal.
“I mean, how hard can it be to take down one little-“
And then his head is kicked off from behind.
Blitzwing and Lugnut give it a shot, but they don’t fare much better against Optimus. Their only hope now is Megatron, who can, thankfully, keep up with the brainwashed Prime.
During the course of the fight, the Decepticon warlord is high key turned on by the possibility of the Autobot actually killing him. The others notice and are all; “Are you for real?”.
Eventually, Megatron is able to incapacitate Optimus long enough for the rest to free him from his mind control, defeat the Quintessons, and the day is saved. Optimus feels guilty about the whole thing, but the other Autobots assure him it’s not his fault. Megatron, however, says if he wants to make it up to him, that can be arranged in private. Optimus, though not surprised, isn’t particularly against the idea.
No one sees them again for the rest of the day, or the next morning.
Oh, and no one bothered to retrieve Starscream’s head and put it back on his body. So he’s just been laying there the whole time.
(I might make a fic of this one day. Until then, this is just a fun little prompt I thought of)
bayverse moment
Créditos aos músicos
credits to musicians
Eu fiz na escola de zoeira, e na pressa mais eu gostei do resultado
I did it in mock school, and in a hurry I liked the result
Gift
"I hope you'll find them useful for more than just dancing."
Based on a beautiful fanfic "Подарок" by ilves on Ficbook.
After Prowl's death Jazz receives a belated gift from him - two white tessens and holovids of his friend using them.
The second one goes in the wild, run my child, run, bite people Song: I was made for lovin' you by Kiss
I keep making the same mistake by paying more attention to colors when could make instead more movement rrrrrRrrRRrr I SWEAR TO GOD I WANTED TO MAKE SOMETHING WITH THEM, RUNNING AWAY, A CROWDED PLACE AND A "BATTLE" IN THE MIDDLE FOR SO LONG *head in hands* It actually isn't even close to what could be, I lack skills and time to take it out of my head XDD
I stumbled upon this post and it made me think of them haha
Head empty just the thought of Starscream being so bored that he starts to go through almost all of earth's music. And then when he finally finds songs and genres that he likes he slowly starts to also have favourite artists. (Soundwave is aware of this new thing Starscream has going on but he thinks that he's gonna sabotage Megatron with music somehow but he can't figure out how)
And of course anything Starscream likes is automatically better than the rest. So when decepticons plan to attack some festivals (due to G1 shenanigans it's probably super normal for it to be a weekly occurrence), Starscream will already know if any artist that he likes is going to be there (he always keeps tabs on their activity and tours). So if they aren't, then okay no problem but if they are he's a hundred percent snitching to the autobots. Something like
Megatron: We must enforce fear onto the humans! We'll attack them at their places of joy -insert stadium or something-
Starscream internally: Wait that's where -random band- is going to have their first performance in 5 years. I've counted each second down to this very performance I can't let Megabum ruin this glorious moment for me.
At the Autobots base
Optimus Prime: Autobots I have called you here due to this anonymous message we have received about some Decepticon activity that's apparently taking place soon
Pops it on the screen
Jazz reading what it says: Megaglitch- yeah it's definitely Starscream who sent that, not really anonymous anymore. But why would he tell us this, it's not like him to care about human activity unless it's a plan to kill Megatron for the gazillionth time
Cliffjumper: Probably an artist that he likes is playing there, I mean there's this band that hasn't performed in 5 years playing there that I like, was hoping to go watch it anyway
Prowl: I highly doubt that that's the reason, we all know Starscream is not one to like anything that's from organics
Cliffjumper: Hey I know my kid (-cliffjumper is his papa I don't care talk to the wall-) better than you all and I know it has to be because of that. Hopefully the few good characteristics he has left from me means that it's also about the same band that I'm thinking about.
Ratchet: What do you mean 'my k----
Jazz: Dude total lore drop right there tell more later. But shouldn't we be going now
Optimus: It is decided. Autobots roll out!
After the confrontation there's now a video of the bands performance with giant robots fighting in the background being spread by the internet to the point everybody now knows the band
Cliffjumper messaging Starscream: Son have you seen it
Starscream: Seen what autodork
Cliffjumper: If you were here I would have grounded you (literally) but I'm to excited. WE'RE IN THE MUSIC VIDEO
Starscream let's out the loudest scream of joy which has now awoken unicron
Yeah idk I'm sick. Thought it was funny. Probs won't be when I'm better. You can rip cliff and star papa and son duo from my dead, decaying, cold hands cause I love it now so much even though it was just a crack little thing I thought of randomly when I was bored
Read rags they are going to be funny.
Hopefully
To the few people who like this cliff and star dynamics. I like you. You have great taste.
Gaslighting my sister to believe transformers are real
Me:" Yeah transformers are so cool it's sad we have to wait 100 years for them to come"
My sister: "Their real?"
"Yeah obviously"
And with utter horror etched on her face she goes "But then they will destroy houses"
"No that's only in movies and shows."
"Okay, so does that mean Starscream is real" and also goes "I hope Megatron isn't real(damn)"
And I was like "oh they're probably not real it's just gonna be some robots that we don't know"
"Well I hope Starscream is real"
"I do too cause I wanna jus--"
"High five him"
"Yeahhhhh lot's of high fives"
TJ: For Y’all shitting on his name
I’m actually pretty damn proud of Luke Mullen in his choosing of TJ’s name.
Jagger of course after Mick Jagger. Jagger was of course the lead singer for The Rolling Stones and an overall iconic rockstar. He was known for his gender non-conforming stage persona in the 70s. He experimented with Glam Rock fashion, and makeup, and had quite the extravagant stage-presence. Jagger is notoriously bisexual and has been with many men and women in his time, including Princess Margaret and David Bowie.
Thelonious is most likely after Thelonious Monk, a Black Pianist and a prominent jazz artist from Harlem. He was known for his fantastic improvisation skills and compositions. He was an active jazz artist for nearly 40 years and was in a quartet with John Coltrane. Monk was also a victim of Police Brutality like many Black men in America. In 1958, on his way to a gig, where he was pulled over by police officers. When he refused to answer their questions, he was beat unconscious with a club-like weapon known as a Blackjack. Monk also suffered from severe mental illness that was misdiagnosed several times, he was put on narcotics, lithium, and other hard medications to try to ‘fix him’. Monk died in 1982 to a stroke.
So I’m proud of Luke’s picks, having TJ named after a gender non-conforming bisexual rock star and a mentally ill strong black man.
I just wanted an excuse to draw sparkly Jazz
Team Cybertron group photos over the years (last one taken after the events of the show)
Swiftstorm belongs to @marinatedsaltea
Blazz bonus by @marinatedsaltea
ENHANCE