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Here's more incorrect qoutes for @keferon mecha Au to fuel everyone's angsty soul.
First Aid: Can you come out?
Blurr: Yeah sure, give me a sec..
Blurr: First Aid, I'm gay
First: *visible twitching* I already know that, come out to the car
Blurr: oh..ok
Blurr: Swerve I'm gay
Swerve who is currently on his alt mode: We are literally dating!
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Prowl; You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you all even get here so fast?
Jazz: Several traffic lights
Swerve: Three counts of resisting arrest, one for each of us
Blurr: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks
Jazz: and that is not our car.
Deadlock who is the car: Hey Prowl
Prowl: what the frag?!
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Rodimus: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
First Aid: Damn, if people did that to each other, Vortex would've killed everyone years ago.
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Someone holding a gun to First Aid's head; what happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?
First Aid: Bold of you to assume I'll go to heaven.
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Jazz: you know, Prowl, when you generalize, you tell general...lies.
Prowl: ......
Prowl: Are you trying to teach me moral lesson through puns?
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Swerve to Blurr: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Jazz from the kitchen: would you like to stay forever!?!
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Jazz: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am
Swerve first time driving an actual car: I know I should be more focus on the fact you just came out, but HOW FUCKING DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING
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Swerve: *Sneaking around the facility trying to get to Blurr*
First Aid from the distance who's high on the shit Pharma gaved him: *Watching Swerve phase through a wall* There goes my monthly does of Swerve
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Prowl: Are you crying?
Jazz, try to cut onions: No, it's just the onion, they-
Prowl grabbing the Onion with force: What the frag did you say to Jazz?
Transformers Incorrect Qoutes
Megatron: Starscream is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind.
Optimus: mech?
Starscream: Homicide.
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Drift: I have a plan.
Rachet: I have the hospital and Optimus on speed dial.
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Drift, to the gang: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!
*silence*
Drift: Damn, y’all depressed as fuck!
Megatron: You didn’t clap either-
Drift: SHUT UP!
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Megatron: Optimus...
Optimus: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck
Knockout my beloved & favorite unethical red medic 🫶♥️♥️♥️ (yes this is another keychain design shhhh)
Some unfinished doodles I have in my sketchbook
Long time no see you guys……………Anywaaaay 🚒HeatBlades🚁for the win 🙌🙌🙌🙌
I want yall to be prepared to be SICK of me and them 😔
Roddy Nathaniel Prime 🫶
Guess who turned these fuckers into keychains 🕺✨ (hint: its me)
Some recent doodles and wips
Made more transformers OCs :)
Slight NSFW warning??
INTRODUCING RAVE AND NOVA
Like most of my settings, these two are from the IDW/MTMTE continuity. They are former decepticons who defected before the War was over (more info. will be disclosed later :D). Post War and they’re just trying to live a peaceful life, but that’s kind’ve hard when you ended up on the DJD’s list. Also, they are conjux ❤️
Individual Information
Rave:
pronouns he/him
worked in Communications before he defected
his age is equivalent to early 30s
he turns into a boombox (specifically the ION Audio Party Rocker Go HighPower Boombox Portable Speaker with Party Starter Lights Black iSP147)
he is 20 feet tall
he weighs 3,700 lbs
he will eat anything placed in front of him
he has pica, which is where one craves/chews substances with no nutritional value
despite his alt being a boombox, Rave is not that loud of a mech (he does have his moments)
also, despite being in Communications, he as social anxiety (he will persevere through it when the situation calls for it)
he took longer to convince to defecting from the ‘cons
^^despite this, he came up with the escape plan
he’s allergic to oil
dyslexic
the little spoon
^^but not the bottom *winky face*
fears ducks
he cooks like a white woman
Nova:
pronouns he/him
worked in SpecOps before defecting
his age is equivalent to early 30s
turns into a camera (specifically the Sony Alpha A6100)
he is 17 feet tall
he weighs 2,400 lbs
the more sensible of the two (he has his moments)
had to stop Rave from eating napkins once
the big spoon
^^NOT the top (another winky face)
also has social anxiety
^^also persevered through it when the situation required it
came up with the idea of defecting
he believed in the original cause of the decepticons, but as the War stretched on, he saw how they strayed from their original motivations and grew some major doubts
reads to Rave
fears needles
caught KOBD interfacing once
actually banned from the kitchen
cooks like a Victorian child discovering technology for the first time
More Information
the reason they defected was because they found out Nova was sparked
*in my AU, one does not get pregnant, rather when two (or more) mechs merge their sparks there is a 5% chance of getting sparked; mechs can also merge with the intent to create, and that raises the chance of a sparkling from 5% to 86%*
Rave initially wanted to name their child after Megatron, but Nova would not hear him out
^^they were then gonna name them Night Beat, only to discover that there was already a mech with that name
^^^they decided on the name Dead Beat, which they based on how they now viewed the current decepticon cause
Dead Beat is a femme
Rave and Nova are the best parents, although they do have dubious teaching skills
this little family does end up on the Lost Light
^^they had a really close call with the DJD which resulted in Rave getting badly injured
^^^once he was sure the DJD were no longer nearby Nova sent out a distress beacon, which was picked up by the Lost Light (who else lmao)
^^^^they were found and allowed aboard the ship; Rave was taken to the Medbay due to his injuries while Nova was taken to the brig out of precaution due to his intentions being unknown
^^^^^Nova had hidden Dead Beat under his armor when the ship initially touched down so no one knew there was a sparkling; when a member of the Lost Light’s high command came to check on their newest brig member, they were greeted with the sight of Nova having somehow equipped blankets guarding his kid, whom was asleep on his chassis
^^^^^^they were promptly taken to the Medbay where they got yelled at by Ratchet
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GO READ IT IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!!
Do you like transformers? Do you like the Lost Light? Did you ever wonder, "What if Brainstorm fucked up too badly one day and accidentally pulled another bunch of transformers from another universe into theirs?" Well do I have the fic for you! "Parallel Paths" is about the Lost Light crew accidentally teleporting most of the ROTB crew into their own universe! (Stratosphere is old and on vacation). This fic has everything, angst, fluff, gay robots. And it's new! And will update regularly! Read "Parallel Paths" today for your daily transformer needs.
Transformers is really interesting because on one hand, it's essentially about how war is pointless and eventually looses its meaning as time passes, but it's still fought because both sides still hate eachother, and on the other hand the war was started by a silly straw.
anything transformers is gneraly anti war propaganda(not a bad thing) Anyway I'm actually very interested in the actual politics of autobots and deceptions, but its never mentioned in anything I've seen and the community doesn't talk about itThus far The only thing I've been able to gather is that deceptions are pro slavery, and autobots are anti slavery. Also I think the auto bots may be closer to the original goal of the war because the war happend because of an unfair cast system, and Optimus treats auto bots (and humans) with respect, empathy, kindness ect, but Megatron is cruel to literally everyone except a select few and even then he can be an ass, over all Optimus a lot closer with who he fights with, he considers them family, where as Megatron places himself so far above other deceptions (like how a cast system works). Sorry for rambling and bad grammar, but does anyone else think about this or have an answer, or know a series where this is answered because there's genuinely no way I'm the only person who thinks about this.
So I watched tf one...
Birth of a star killer
I made a colored sketch of the new Optimus design
My pretty child ;v; His name is Grossbeat
So pretty! eeeugheuheweh
The first time D-16 (Megatron) met Optimus was when he was sent to the Kaon arenas.
The arenas were no place for kindness or gentleness, but Optimus always welcomed the frightened newcomers.
When he arrived, D-16 was a coward and no one knows to this day how he survived so long.
(I love the size difference-)
More of my AU where Optimus is a gladiator in the arenas in Kaon!
I … I’m home 🥹😭💖
Tfa optimus, ratchet, bulkhead, prowl, sari, bumblebee with a techno organic reader that reminds them that they are apart of their family no matter what and that they will always be there for them, Basically found family dynamic please. All platonic.
I will use headcanon instead of writing words
Tfa Team Prime X GN!Techno-organic Reader
TW:SFW,none,abit of angst,fluff,platonic
Optimus
-WHAT?! No he would never hate you! Your just perfect
-He would be supportive and a great sire (father) figure
-He will be proud of your skills and being yourself whenever you will always open up for him.
Ratchet
-He’s maybe a grumpy ex-war medic grandpa in the group but you can’t every say bad things in front of him!
-He will sigh and explain that your not a weapon but a grand creation to him.
-Yeah he been depressed and needs a therapy by you are his therapist and he is yours as well….
Bulkhead
-Hearing you saying bad things about yourself makes him cry
-he would hug you tightly saying that you are like a sibling to him
-He said he likes your company and you didn’t ruined his mood when he painted his arts with you
Bumblebee
-He would beef up with if someone has insulted you but you explain to him as he feel bad about you being a half machine makes him sad
-He would comfort you telling that you are not a war machine or an emotionless bot
-He would cheer you up when he plays video game with you saying “you are my sibling right now that’s mean you are a family right now!We will support you!”
Prowl
-Oh no….he would be concerned about you hating yourself as he tries to comfort you
-He may have some past he experienced when he was a young troublemaker who is absolutely struggling himself
-He would tell nice calm comfort quotes he had said to you makes you feel safe and happy with him
Sari
-She would be worried about you being upset. She didn’t want you to be upset! She wanted you to be happy!
-Since she is a child she would support the way you were born with flesh and machine.
-She is like a little sister to you she would be there for you no matter what!
“You are the part of the family,family have to stick together!”
-> If you don't specify we're doing this roulette style with the muses
Difficult Questions for Muses
Please remember to use trigger warnings as and when necessary. | Please specify for multimuses which muse the question is for.
Do you think that you’re a good person?
Do others like you? Do you want others to like you?
What do you think others like or admire about you?
How do you know when you’re in love? (romantic or platonic)
Would you or have you ever killed? What would drive you to kill?
Do you think that killing is ever justified?
Have you ever done anything that you feel to be very morally wrong?
Should all people be treated as equal and have the same rights?
If you committed a crime, would you accept punishment willingly?
Is suicide ever the right choice?
Is euthanasia ever the right choice?
Is it right to have an intimate relationship with somebody you don’t love?
What could make you break your own moral code?
Have you ever doubted your own beliefs? (Spiritual, philosophical)
Would you always be loyal to your loved ones even if they wronged you?
What would you consider a fate worse than death?
Why do you love the person or people you love? (romantic or platonic)
Do you agree with capital punishment?
Could you ever forgive your worst enemy?
What would you like to achieve before you die?
Needed a break from trying to finish the Naja origin stuff. They're such an old couple I'm dying 😭😂
Inspired by a shared thread between @quantumlogician and @deceitfulcharmer ... peak content. I can't unsee them like this now. Bless.
Part 7🥀🩶
Only 3 more to go!!
Existing without her was… excruciating. Every breem that crept by brought with it little reminders that she wasn’t here any longer, and the blade in her spark twisted anew. She wondered if there would ever come a time when it didn’t hurt anymore… and then wondered if that was something she even wanted. That would mean that she’d forgotten… healed. She didn’t quite deserve that.
She’d been under near constant surveillance since they’d found her comatose in that room, whimpering and unresponsive. It had not taken them long to figure out the cause of her state, which had prompted a long-winded lecture about following rules, along with the promise that she would be punished in the event that she acted out again.
Not that she truly needed supervision. She was all but a husk now, completing her duties listlessly, still wading through the shock and grief of her loss. She hardly registered anything, moving more out of habit than actual obedience. Tonight she was serving in the lounge again, the room yet another reminder. The last place she had seen her Shining Star.
A servo flagged her down, and she moved soundlessly to the table, filling the first cup.
“I told you he was dangerous… I told all of them! We should have sent someone to take him out during recharge… and now the whole fraggin’ planet’s in an uproar!”
“Another attack, this one in Praxus.”
“Primus… they’re getting closer all the time.”
She couldn’t help but overhear their conversation, gratification coiling through her at their obvious distress. She had never liked members of the Elite Guard before, their mannerisms and predisposition to violence making them the least enjoyable patrons… now she had even more reason to detest them. She moved around the table, filling as she went, her digits tightening around the handle of the carafe as she resisted the urge to spit in it.
“As if that wasn’t bad enough, they’ve taken full control of Kaon. Not having access to those forges is going to severely reduce our flow of resources. It’s only a matter of time before they come here. The Council needs to move fast if we have any hope of squashing this movement. We need to mobilize immediately.”
“He’s a miner… a miner! It’s embarrassing that he’s been allowed to get this far. I say we bring this fight to his doorstep and wipe out every lowly bot in that Primus-foresaken place. Throw them all into the smelting pits.”
It was strange, feeling anything other than the sorrow… in a way it was a relief. A distraction. Deep inside her aching chassis, the seeds of resentment she had once fostered for the higher castes blossomed into hate.
“Yeah, well… good luck pitching that to Alpha Trion. He’s still insistent we can resolve this through the Prime initiative. Fool. Megatron wants no part in peacekeeping. He’s out for energon.”
‘I hope he eviscerates all of you,’ she thought to herself, moving away from them and back into the corner.
Hearing word of the uprising was strange, the news filling her with a grim satisfaction while simultaneously fueling her pain. To know there truly had been a future out there for her and her lover was as infuriating as it was heartbreaking. They had been so close… what a cruel, cruel joke.
Why indeed?
Ratchet, to Wheeljack: It’s like you’re involving me in crime, and I let you. Why do I let you?
Taking requests!
I am looking to do more writing in the Transformers fandom and would love to try a variety of themes, series, characters, pairings, etc. Not limited to mutuals, anyone can request (yes even anon requests will be taken). Keep in mind these will be oneshots - unless the chemistry is right and my brain decides a oneshot won't do.
Nothing is off the table as of yet, NSFW content, dark themes, etc. If I am uncomfortable with a topic or particular kink I will dm the sender to discuss (unless it's done under anon, in which case my hands are a bit tied)
Requests should/could include:
Character(s) you want featured (if it's for an OC please give me physical descriptions and personality, or direct me to a page that contains this information)
Pairings
Series (IDW, TFO, TFA, etc)
Specific topic or scenario you want covered
If you're looking for spice, please indicate the level of spice
Anything you might NOT want included (triggers)
Again, this is just for fun. Just a writer wanting to dabble in areas of the fandom I may not have dabbled in otherwise.
(This is essentially going to stay open indefinitely unless I get flooded - unlikely - and need to pause until I can catch up).
I am forever saddened that Ravage didn't make it onto TFP.
Not only would they have been a terrifying menace in action, they could have provided some amazingly hilarious scenes during down time on the Nemesis. After all a cat is a cat, regardless of size. I can only imagine the chaos... most of which I imagine would have been tolerated, since yknow... Soundwave...
WHAT?!?! THANKYEWTHANKYEWTHANKYEW
So I'm working on a SMALL SIMPLE erotic Transformers x Human visual novel game
The gist of it is based on an art series I've been making and posting on my Patreon called The Aphrodite Collection.
The Aphrodite Collection is based on an au I came up with for the Patreon. All the pieces take place in a fancy brothel on Cybertron (ethically run, WITH the enthusiastic consent of all the workers involved uwu), where Cybertronians can indulge their curiosities about humans.
The brothel is called Aphrodite's.
AND it's owned by the Botmommy herself, Wyatt!
What's the aesthetic of the brothel, you might ask?
You can explore that HERE!
The game will allow you to pick any Transformer you'd like as your client(s) and indulge their erotic fantasies uwu.
Like I said, keeping the goal to be a very small project for the time being--something I can finish in like a month, with updates later in the future depending on how popular it gets and how much funding my patreon gets--which would allow me to spend more time on it.
Patrons in the 5$ and up tiers will get access to betas of the game and be able to give feedback as I develop it, etc.
Here's some of the base ideas that I'm already working on implementing first:
Ratchet (TFP version) is basically the brothel's in-house obgyn lol. But you can also fuck him! Knockout is the stylist. You can bang him too lol. Pretty much all the staff NPCs, including Wyatt, will be bangable. Idk man, times are tough and I think we all deserve something nice I guess. The finished version will be downloadable for everyone with a 'pay what you want' donation to avoid any legal trouble lmao. But if you'd like to support the project and get sneak peaks during development, you can throw $5 a month my way via the PATREON.
Baddies
“Dear Master, we do it well…” I am glad if they get along well; sincerely
妄想して悶々としています 世話がないです（笑）