Sam: I'm Sam. Short For Samuel

DSMP Characters as cc!Ranboo quotes

Sam: “no juice for those who live in solitude”

Tommy: “so like… when is it my turn to be happy?”

Badboyhalo: “if you’re listening to an inspirational speaker your life is probably not good”

Technoblade: “actually i haven’t done anything wrong ever and you can ask my apologists about that” (bonus: “pickaxe power”)

Quackity: “don’t quote me on that because i am right” (bonus: “dont run with scissors except for when you do”)

Dream: “this ones double sided!” (bonus: “all the nuts and the wrenches are just loose in the box”)

George:  *spins in a chair doing absolutely nothing for five minutes*

Sapnap: “i feel the overwhelming urge to scream at every single moment”

Tubbo: “is this a detonator? this looks like i could just press the button and– *presses button*”

Fundy: “avoid daddys love!”

Punz: “what i want you to do if you sponsor me is give me free stuff and then require me to never talk about your product again”

Wilbur: “yeah- more more more power poWER POWER”

Philza: “i am going to KILL my own child.” (bonus: “do not pay to adopt me”)

Puffy: “im pretty sure i can just do this. *fails* nope never mind i cannot do that.”

Foolish: “as long as they help us make tastier cakes i really do not mind having my soul taken. [pause] i do mind having my soul taken actually.” (bonus: “how did you die so quickly?”)

Jack: “woah there i bet you didn’t expect me to come from the floor”

Ranboo: “take deep breaths? i am… dying already”

Bonus Alyssa bc idk who she is but she used to be on the server: “i need to stop playing minecraft”

"Stop saying adult words around me, Wilbur."

~Ranboo

Derek: u either sit down and do ur work or ull end up at mcdonalds

Stiles: we goin to mcdonalds if I don’t do my work??

Derek: no

Tommy: Ranboo, this is my brother.

Tommy: Wil, this is my Ranboo. Wait-

Ranboo: Hi, I'm his Ranboo! :D

asks and submissions are appreciated!

Steven: FOUR MONTHS!

Marc: What is he talking about?

Jake: It's honestly not that big of a deal-

Steven: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU SAT THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

Steven: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?

Jake: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you have killed.

Steven:

Marc: look what you did, you scared him.

*at a zoo*

Isaac: What are they in for?

Derek: Isaac, this isn't prison.

Isaac: So they can leave?

Derek: No, but-

Isaac, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Chuck: I am in charge, so you have to do what I say

Castiel: Yeah, no

Chuck: I'm God

Castiel: And I'm an atheist

Chuck: How can you say I don't exist? I'm standing right here

Castiel: I didn't say you don't exist. I said I don't believe in you

Chuck: What?

Castiel: You'll never achieve your dreams

Stiles: We need to get through this locked door. Jackson, give me your credit card.

Jackson: Here.

Stiles, pocketing it: Thanks. Boyd, kick down the door.

this is the energy i need to see c!ranboo give wilbur when that zombie tries to slander him