Sam: “no juice for those who live in solitude”
Tommy: “so like… when is it my turn to be happy?”
Badboyhalo: “if you’re listening to an inspirational speaker your life is probably not good”
Technoblade: “actually i haven’t done anything wrong ever and you can ask my apologists about that” (bonus: “pickaxe power”)
Quackity: “don’t quote me on that because i am right” (bonus: “dont run with scissors except for when you do”)
Dream: “this ones double sided!” (bonus: “all the nuts and the wrenches are just loose in the box”)
George: *spins in a chair doing absolutely nothing for five minutes*
Sapnap: “i feel the overwhelming urge to scream at every single moment”
Tubbo: “is this a detonator? this looks like i could just press the button and– *presses button*”
Fundy: “avoid daddys love!”
Punz: “what i want you to do if you sponsor me is give me free stuff and then require me to never talk about your product again”
Wilbur: “yeah- more more more power poWER POWER”
Philza: “i am going to KILL my own child.” (bonus: “do not pay to adopt me”)
Puffy: “im pretty sure i can just do this. *fails* nope never mind i cannot do that.”
Foolish: “as long as they help us make tastier cakes i really do not mind having my soul taken. [pause] i do mind having my soul taken actually.” (bonus: “how did you die so quickly?”)
Jack: “woah there i bet you didn’t expect me to come from the floor”
Ranboo: “take deep breaths? i am… dying already”
Bonus Alyssa bc idk who she is but she used to be on the server: “i need to stop playing minecraft”
Tubbo_ has made the advancement [MICHAEL MY BELOVED]
Ranboo has made the advancement [Villain Arc Time]
Awesamdude has made the advancement [Haha I'm In Danger]
*Dismissing Cicero*
Cicero, somewhat upset: Oh, of course! Mother needs me after all…
Listener: That’s not why I’m dismissing you, I’m dismissing you so you can get some fuckin sleep you self deprecating little shit
Jekyll, tired of already making remarks to Hyde and scolding him:...
Hyde, who owns the body: * is going to pour water into acid*
Jekyll, glaring from the mirror: JUST. FUCKING. TRY.
Dean: I’m cold
Castiel: I told you to bring a coat! (Begrudgingly wraps Dean in his trench coat)
Sam: it’s pretty cold out
Gabriel: here (wraps self around Sam) better?
Sam: uh… we’re about to go question the witness, so…
Gabriel: shhhh… just let it happen
jack: why do people go to college?
sam: to learn things related to the careers they want to have, and to learn about themselves.
jack: i wanna go to college!!!
sam, crying: im so p rouD
Sumeru made Genshin suddenly feel like a horror game. I found my first leopard AFTER hearing it, triggering a flight or fight response I didn't now I had. My first Ruin Drake encounter was also the first encounter with the withering zone.
But by far the scariest thing is the Fragment of Childhood Dreams domain. With its giant, overgrown pit full of cloudy water that I dropped into before finding out were to go. With the freaky ominous music in the background. My massive Thalassophobia is making itself very apparent.
Cicero: you guys have heard of elf on a shelf right???
Cicero grabbing a pot: now be prepared for
Cicero chucking the pot at Astrid: POT ON A THOT!!
Jackson: You kidnapped him?
Scott: …Yes?
Stiles: He did. I just helped. Ya know, after.
Jackson: Do you two have a fetish for kidnapping newly turned supernaturals or something?
Stiles: *offended*
Liam: They kidnapped you too?
Cicero: SLEEP? ION KNOW ABOUT SLEEP ITS SUMMERTIME-
Astrid: YOU BETTER GO TO BED
Cicero: oh no she caught me
Sam: ya know, being tall has a lot of disadvantages.
Gabe: yeah right, Name one.
Sam: the cramp I get in my neck everytime I look at you.