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"If I wasn't nice, you would be gone already" - Ranboo, March 8/2021
Sam: “no juice for those who live in solitude”
Tommy: “so like… when is it my turn to be happy?”
Badboyhalo: “if you’re listening to an inspirational speaker your life is probably not good”
Technoblade: “actually i haven’t done anything wrong ever and you can ask my apologists about that” (bonus: “pickaxe power”)
Quackity: “don’t quote me on that because i am right” (bonus: “dont run with scissors except for when you do”)
Dream: “this ones double sided!” (bonus: “all the nuts and the wrenches are just loose in the box”)
George: *spins in a chair doing absolutely nothing for five minutes*
Sapnap: “i feel the overwhelming urge to scream at every single moment”
Tubbo: “is this a detonator? this looks like i could just press the button and– *presses button*”
Fundy: “avoid daddys love!”
Punz: “what i want you to do if you sponsor me is give me free stuff and then require me to never talk about your product again”
Wilbur: “yeah- more more more power poWER POWER”
Philza: “i am going to KILL my own child.” (bonus: “do not pay to adopt me”)
Puffy: “im pretty sure i can just do this. *fails* nope never mind i cannot do that.”
Foolish: “as long as they help us make tastier cakes i really do not mind having my soul taken. [pause] i do mind having my soul taken actually.” (bonus: “how did you die so quickly?”)
Jack: “woah there i bet you didn’t expect me to come from the floor”
Ranboo: “take deep breaths? i am… dying already”
Bonus Alyssa bc idk who she is but she used to be on the server: “i need to stop playing minecraft”