melancholypolywog

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the marketing team for conclave is rly popping off huh

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE. THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE.

for my followers who do not watch severance:

dylan's wife cheated on dylan with dylan so dylan threatened to kill dylan so dylan's wife broke up with dylan and went back to dylan and dylan was so depressed about it that dylan killed dylan but dylan's still alive

Do my kids know me or what?

😂😂😂

i’m dying yes he is

tagging @maidfrin @houstondoyoucopy @emp-t-man and @sleepy-spaceman

Tag game time baby

Ok here are the rules:

1: Go to Character Headcanon Generator

2: Type the name of your current #1 kin character/comfort character

3: Press the "Create Headcanon" button

4: Take a screenshot of the headcanon that it generated and post it in your reblog

5: Tag some moots

Here I'll go first :3

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Tags:

@drizzlemoth @lunozapp @hey-imma-fangirl @awakentrashpanda @aintan0driscollnomore @mylivingend @orangeleftyart @flower--ghoul @selora-florients @n-atsu @ol1verdrawsyt @skullgirlrawr @stitcheds-sewing-box @carnationstars @dat1jamesandthegiantpeach @worldsbiggestnerd101 @fanoffandoms23 @foulfictkin @chaosbug-png @sillyjesters @datotota @catinabeartrap

chat i’ve found myself unable to recover after finishing red valley. which podcast do i listen to now..

just saw mickey 17! hooray sci-fi, love me a good clones story! i was annoyed with how long it dragged on, but i was also having reeeeally bad period cramps in the theater so i might be biased.

mitosis

She conc on my clave till I pontificate idk

Listen. I can believe Arthur had that hair style the day it was cut. For ONE DAY. 24 HOURS.

But then, he immediately got jumped (by the butcher, then scratch, then the butcher, then scratch, then larson/the order, and probably went through like three other horrific things i’m forgetting.) The hair was getting fucked up!!! And then, of course, it grew!!

The moment the butcher attacks on the train, there is plausible reason for me and all malevolent artists to throw the clark-gable-of-it-all out the window and once again draw Arthur’s hair AS DISHEVELED AND SLOVENLY AS WE WISH MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(24 HOURS. DON’T PUSH IT, HARLAN.)

i hate that this is technically arthurs hair style (as of episode 39) and everyone has collectively said: absolutly not.

“I’m a girl” “I’m a boy” okay?? I’m there ?? I’m always there?? I’m there right now having a conversation with you about the alcoholic potential of antifreeze?? Twenty six meters below you I’m in the cargo bay giving a navigation report to commander Minkowski???

time limits. (like a ticking clock)

rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

yes i know the cup wouldn’t work in space

mayday mayday mayday all ships at sea

jacobee

Besties stayed up all night

lamentings of a non-hat guy

HAPPY BRUTAL PIPE MURDER DAY TO ALL THAT CELEBRATE

wait, i take that back. Would anyone like to meet my beautiful baby girl “Mike Walters Saws His Left Arm Off At The Shoulder”?

So fellas, if you had to name a child after something in your favourite podcast... What would the name be???

I start

Panopticon

more david byrne fanart? i guess that this must be the place

did somebody say daniel jacobi

(and here-a she is)

i feel like i went a lot… happier with her than with jacobi…

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

bassoon patrol

So fellas, if you had to name a child after something in your favourite podcast... What would the name be???

I start

Panopticon

HERE SHE IS AAAA

GET TO KNOW ME MEME ♡ bands → TALKING HEADS

“In a culture that’s so much about the individual, and the self, and my rights, to find a parallel thing that is really about giving, losing yourself and surrendering to something bigger than yourself is kind of extraordinary. And you realize, oh, this is what a lot of the world is about — surrendering to something spiritual, or community or music or dance, and letting go of yourself as an individual. You get a real reward when that happens. It’s a real ecstatic, transcendent feeling.” —David Byrne

and arthur custard?

John Doenut

Love it when men are bloody

Please…

Happy Kepcobi day gays

I have to finish a presentation about nanotechnology by Monday. I need to start fixating. Suddenly, Odysseus is now a nanotechnologist