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Ford "Icarus didn't flap hard enough" Pines

I made a Lovelace!! She's not perfect, but I felt that Sam needed a friend :)

HELLO, TUMBLR DOT COM.

For the past 6 months, I’ve been working on a silly adventure comic book called The Sunken Ether. Its release is finally here!

It features…

FISH IN SPACE!

A LOBSTER EX-MOBSTER!

HUMOR!

CAR CHASES!

A PUFFERFISH WITH CLEAVAGE!

What’s not to love? Here’s a sneak peak:

If you like what you see, you can order it here:

a decade ago, 20 children and 6 staff members were shot and killed in the tragic sandy hook elementary school shooting. today, a decade later, 14 children and 1 teacher had their lives taken at robb elementary school in texas. it’s been a decade, and there has been nothing done to prevent this from ever happening again. may they all rest in peace.

Testimony During the Blight Divorce Hearings

Luz: She tried to kill me! After tourting me all night.. which is hard my pain and humliation thresholds are VERY high.

Edric: I intorduced my boyfriend to her. she just.. laughed for like 80 mintues straight

Rad:…. it still haunts me

Willow: She told amity to stop hanging out iwth me or else, expelled me and tried to murder my boyfriend

Hunter: I’m her boyfriend! Oh and she once kneed me in the shin during an arms deal. She thought I wasn’t looking but I was

Amira: Her response to me dying my sisters hair was to sue me. I still won but I had an excellent lawyer

Tiny Nose: I somehow passed the baw!

Alador: She once literally whipped me to get me to work faster.. it wa sfun at first but then…

King: She threw a pinecone at me!

Eda: She tried to murder my daughter. The only reason I didn’t kill her is that I had better things to do.

Hooty: She called me a freak of nature! AM I A FREAK? AM I?

Lilith: She never respected me.. she was always like “ehhh tell it to your boss’ and I did but he did nothing.

Rahne: She let a feral racoon into my office.

Steve: Steve just loves the drama.. but she did hit me with her scroll for not unloading things fast enough once.

Boscha: She called me bobscha. That’s clearly my sperm donor!

Darius: She insulted this outfit!

Skara: She called me the annoying one. Has she met Boscha?

Principal Bump: She forced me to expel my children! MY CHILDREENNNN (bursts into tears)

May I ask for your extremely normal thoughts on this episode?

takes a deep breath

dissolves into a screaming puddle of goo

things i am Extremely Normal About:

-Philip's continuing obsession with Luz

-the way her insulting his fashion sense clearly GENUINELY HURT HIS FEELINGS? oh my godddd bro she is not your friend she doesn't LIKE you but that's not gonna stop him

-the way he irritatedly corrects her from 'emperor of the witch hunters' to 'witch-hunter general' this man is such a bitch and also just SO deep in his own twisted little game of make-believe like. just really zero concept of what's going on here for real.

-he is so obsessed with her it's so fucking creepy. the way that it was her crying and begging while saying his Real Name that got him to agree with her? oh my god, Philip, dude.

-the way he just unleashed 300 years of barely restrained Bitch Energy on Kiki in one moment of nuclear weapons-grade cruelty because he's tired of being nice and he DOES want to go apeshit and it like visibly immediately improved his entire demeanor, there's not even anything physically wrong with him actually he is literally just such a bitch that the sheer effort of holding it back for that long caused him to experience the symptoms of every disease ever

-GRANDPA BODY HORROR GRANDPA BODY HORROR

-"Hunter why are you hurting me :(" shut the entire fuck up oh my god i'm going to put this old man in tupperware and leave him in the back of the fridge for a year

-Caleb name reveal + ABSOLUTE BATSHIT FREAKOUT GRANDPA BODY HORROR

-the Collector is genuinely fucking terrifying. immortal godchild kidthing with unspeakable cosmic powers and 0 concept of morality or that other people are real or can be hurt or that his actions have consequences. i love him so much. genuinely so much more frightening than Philip's banal malice tbh.

-the Collector is So Fucking Traumatized this kid is so fucked up holy shit they are NOT okay. cannot imagine what the last 300+ years of having no one but Philip "molestation Georg*" Wittebane for company has done to them

(*lives in a cave and has groomed or attempted to groom every child he's ever met jesus FUCKING christ someone put this man in a jar and put the jar in a lead-lined box at the bottom of the sea)

-The Collector Is My Sonthing Now. yes he has done everything wrong ever no i don't care.

-EVIL BODY HORROR GRANDPA GETTING TWIRLED UP LIKE A FORKFUL OF SPAGHETTI AND THEN SPLORCHED. "i'm not even mad tho" man he knew he had fucked up, i love how we finally got to see Philip Experiencing A Consequence

-obsessed with how brutal and unceremonious that was tbh. like. i was just sitting there like Is He Actually Fucking Dead. Is That How They Disposed Of Philip. Oh My God. everyone else watching in utter horror because that was incredibly fucked up. the way Hunter was crying about it because That Was His (evil and unspeakably abusive sure but still) Uncle and that's so fucked up for him to have to see. his hesitance in stepping in the goop puddle. the malicious goo dribble ugh ugh ugh Leave Him Alone Philip Please.

-GOO GRANDPA IN THE HUMAN REALM WHAT CRIMES WILL HE COMMIT

-i love Raine ripping off Eda's arm. i feel like, you know the bit where Darius stopped fighting bc Healing Coven Head was about to kill Eberwolf? i think Raine would have done the math on how quick they could get the replacement Beastkeeping Coven Head up there now that it was all underway and Belos was gone vs how much longer til the eclipse was over and decided they could bear that moral weight on their conscience forever if it meant they and everyone else lived to see the end of this

-GUS? CRYING?? THE WAY HUNTER WAS PROTECTIVELY HOLDING HIM? THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME AUUUUGH

-SNEAKY KIKI SNEAKY KIKI god i love her she's so horrible and so good and i simply adore her

-the pit of like DOZENS OF MURDERED GOLDEN GUARDS okay. what is WRONG with Philip like what happened to his brain to make him this way.

-the way they left Alador behind like he was going to Divert The Horde in a zombie movie LMAO it's okay Amity. it's better this way. now you can pretend he would have been a good dad instead of having to live with the ongoing realization that even his best would be crushingly mediocre.

-Alador trying to hit Hunter with the "loyal soldier of the Emperor" accusation and then trying to dad voice him immediately afterwards when that doesn't work. sir. pick one. also lmao love the Shit Dad Driving Experience. terrible driver gets mad when you point it out and actively endangers all of you because now he's distracted yelling at you. his Shit Dad Energies are just so huge, i love it.

-i'm just obsessed with Philip and the Collector oh my god. horror horror horror. there is so much wrong with both of them and they're so fucked up together jfc. never going to get over it.

-it took me literally four hours to watch the episode.

I’m honestly rooting for Belos to get back to the human realm, just so that we can see him have twenty separate fits. Like imagine:

“AAAAAA SO MUCH LIGHT SO MANY NOISES WHAT THE-”

“Wait… women and Black people have RIGHTS now??”

“What are furries? They seem nice!”

“You’re telling me those infernal flying cylinders are MANMADE? And they go HOW FAST??? IN THE AIR???”

BIGGEST shoutout to the Collector pointing out what we’ve been saying for weeks: that Belos, a 17th century man, will not be going back to the Earth he knew (and maybe he won’t like how it’s changed):

IT'S VERY IMPORTANT 🚨

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And you know what? You have no idea how mentally and emotionally trying this is. Asking for help isn't easy at all, but when I think that the price will be staying alive, getting our basic needs and rebuilding our lives, it pushes me more and more to do this until we reach our goal.

This is Ola, the older sister who is trying to help her family. For 11 months until now, we have been struggling to get proper food after prices increased by 15 to 20 times, struggling to have clean water for use and drinking and now we're out of them all. We are trying to survive under starvation, thirst, and poverty. So please, if you can give help to our campaign, don't hesitate.

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Tag game time baby

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