Valentine And Spelldon In The Monster High Live Action Having A “do You Trust Me?” Moment Because

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If there’s one thing to expect from me, you bet I’ll implicate Kieran Valentine in random historical events

A little thing I noticed while reading

Valentine says in his diary that:

Now, using the origin of his first name, which is an Irish (Gaeilge) name meaning “little dark one.” Looking at the fact his name is Irish, and (given his age) he would have been born c. 410 (c. 23 years before St Patrick started his conversion), we can relate him to the Ulster Cycle with little issue.

I doubt the Monster High team dug this deep, but Kieran’s line can be seen as a parallel (or just a reference to) to a feature of the warrior queen, Mebh of Connacht. She is called a sexual goddess and her name means “entrancing” or “she who intoxicates.”

It is said that Mebh could only be satisfied in bed by 7 men, or Fergus mac Róich (another character) once. Garrett Sander said that Kieran would be able to thrive off of true love, which is where Spelldon comes in.

We can compare that to the line above by saying the 2000+ women he’s charmed (yes I did the math) couldn’t satisfy his needs as an emotional vampire, but Spelldon could once.

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Since casta seems to be the competent cauldronello sibling in the movie I really want to see them call back to her stage name from g1

Like if after her fight with deuce and Heath they tell clawdeen like “oh while you’re looking around be careful for the witch girl; casta’s fierce” or something like that

Spelldon and Kieran having children galatea style, where they make the kids out of clay or like dirt (because neither one of them is good enough at sculpting for marble) in the backyard and Aphrodite is just like “oh my god them again” and makes it come to life

Valentine is a smells person

He has 40 different perfumes with different smells, even if they’re super super similar. Spelldon says he can’t tell the difference and Valentine goes off on a rant about the minute differences they have because he has every detail of every scent memorized so that he knows which one is appropriate for each occasion.

Every time he goes shopping he has to stop and smell the scented candles. He definitely has a cabinet full of them at home.

Give him a scratch-and-sniff and he’d lose his mind

Okay but you know how EVERYTHING in MH happened 400 years ago? Stoker has been in charge of the vampires for 400 years and the vampire’s heart is missing. Lizzie left before Draculaura did which means Val is for SURE in Romania when she flees.

What if Stoker sent him out to find the Vampire Heart? After all who better than the immensely powerful emotional vampire he has wedged beneath his thumb?

And Val is just that guy and ended up near Monster High, unknowingly finding the location of the Heart in Robecca

Because he can’t get rid of stoker’s control no matter how hard he tries or how far he goes

obsessed w the fact that jackson’s parents are both monsters and yet he calls himself a normie and everyone is for some reason shocked when holt shows up