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Certified creature

best butch ever

crisp glass of water moodboard

There's something about the Kirby plush in the background that really sells this

It's gotten worse!! And I cannot stress enough just how OPEN my commissions are!! Like I'm actually begging at this point for people to reshare this.

I was already begging.

My roommate just rear-ended some dumbass on the freeway and got his car totaled and Idk how he's gonna get to work and I am panicking.

We could get evicted and I moved out of my parents house because they were neglectful and abusive, I can't fucking go back.

Sharks actually aren’t smooth, they have skin teeth called denticles. Their skin feels like sandpaper! :3

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

IM INTO FAT BITCHES-/ref

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

hey kids who read fic, listen up

it’s annoying to me as a Fanfic Elder that y’all don’t understand how consent works in regards to reading fanfic

last night I saw a fic that had EIGHT of my favorite tags included and a great summary BUT it also contained a tag for a topic that bothers me. I weighed the pros/cons and decided NOT to read the fic because the ONE tag I disliked was something that could trigger a panic attack if the scene went into any sort of detail - it wasn’t worth risking the eight good tags.

from the first moment I noticed the fic to the moment I decided not to read it, the entire experience was MY RESPONSIBILITY. the author tagged the fic correctly, I knew what my limits were, and I respected them.

if you find a fic with tags you don’t like, JUST DON’T READ IT 

don’t harass the author, don’t post a big whiny rant about it on Tumblr, just keep scrolling

that is your job as a reader. 

american maid cafe review

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"