(irl) Animals Can't Consent. If You Think Differently, Block Me Because I Hate You 💀

Moralton’s very own Straight and Narrow Conversion Therapy Center

I just wanna be part of your symphony 🌈🐬✨️

I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

hehehehe…..maybe I’ll put art of my selfship (s) out at some point~….

reblog this if u are okay with people drawing your selfship!!! this post is their permission slip!!!

Some old, some new

we're apparently opposites lol. i dont know ANY women currently. i keep trying to meet more and they keep turning out to be trans men who hadn't figured it out yet. most recent guy came out to me YESTERDAY which is the 7th in the last three months. im cis and straight i dont know why this keeps happening. my dating life is in shambles but i have SO MANY new buddies im teaching how to shave and torrent movies

not to be weird but i think i'm obsessed with you

i’m a real wizard btw