WAHOO!!! :3

(irl) children can't consent. If you think differently, block me because i hate you 💀

cutesy jerry posting !! salutations doggy jerry !

moral Orel….? Moral Orel!!!!

priest who whispers desperate prayers every night, clutching his rosary while crying for god to let him have enough patience to let his poor little lamb grow up before he lays hands on him

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

unknown forces compelled me to draw this

*hands u a Cecil plush*

(Hehehe I hope I get a kyogre)

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

NOOO POPE FRANCISSSS

the fuck you mean the pope just died right after the tumblr sexyman contest 2025 edition

how does this keep happening