I Had An Idea Similar To This But Moral Orel And Catholic! Putty….putty Trying To “baptize” Orel

IM FUCKING GIGGLING I JUST MADE THIS WHILE IM HIGH OFF SUGAR

Things almost every author needs to research

How bodies decompose

Wilderness survival skills

Mob mentality

Other cultures

What it takes for a human to die in a given situation

Common tropes in your genre

Average weather for your setting

Fuck you…*likes and reblogs*/silly

what do you call it when a transphobe and medieval commoner are friends

serf and terf

Bloberta immediately after marrying Clay

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OH MY GOD THEY RESPONDED HOLY SHIT. SSYSUSYXUUDDDDYYD OMG NEW FIC AAYYYSSUSYYSSDTYCXYXTCYCUUCVYCCUFUCYYC

dadson but the dad keeps repeating "i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm so sorry" , tears rolling down his eyes while gripping his son's thighs harder ... bonus points if the son asks him if he REALLY is sorry.

( ꩜///꩜;) 

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

Now this looks like a job for me

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

i want to draw more bunny jer relate stuff but i'm quite busy...

Abolish Tesla.