In This House We Worship The Flag.

i think they should put a knight sub who’s a masochist pleading for absolution of his sins in a room with a priest who’s trying to repress the fact that he’s a sadist dom. for no reason.

SISIISSSSSAAAAAAAA- ITS. YES. NEEDDDDDESD THIS SO BAD OMG…*PATHETIC* CATHOLIC PUTTY!!!!

Losing my mind over the idea of a gorgeous priest, fully clothed, desperately humping a pillow to climax because technically he's not touching himself so it's fine, right? Right?

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

hey kids who read fic, listen up

it’s annoying to me as a Fanfic Elder that y’all don’t understand how consent works in regards to reading fanfic

last night I saw a fic that had EIGHT of my favorite tags included and a great summary BUT it also contained a tag for a topic that bothers me. I weighed the pros/cons and decided NOT to read the fic because the ONE tag I disliked was something that could trigger a panic attack if the scene went into any sort of detail - it wasn’t worth risking the eight good tags.

from the first moment I noticed the fic to the moment I decided not to read it, the entire experience was MY RESPONSIBILITY. the author tagged the fic correctly, I knew what my limits were, and I respected them.

if you find a fic with tags you don’t like, JUST DON’T READ IT 

don’t harass the author, don’t post a big whiny rant about it on Tumblr, just keep scrolling

that is your job as a reader. 

Clay and Bloberta

reblog to stick your f/o in this fucking thing

NAHHHH THE ANTI’S GOT MISTY AND TURNED HER INTO A FISH NOOOO-

Reblog to have deep homoerotic sex fantasies with ur mutuals

ughh