if my body is a temple then why isn’t there a priest inside it
[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis
uhmmm….principal Daley doing very very very not good things Orel in detention- better yet….mayhaps….Tommy littler and Joe dom the fuck out of fakey??? After fakey starts creeping on them in detention????? Hear me out immoral orals….hear me out….?
i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
WE LOVE THESE STUPID HIMBOS!!! THE WORLD NEEDS THEM!!!
thank you da vinkis
please look at this beautiful mouse
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