What Is This, A Crossover Episode?

Fun fact! Every pet Catholic Priest either currently owned or available on the market is wild caught. Luckily it's a species that thrives in captivity <3

So far every priest breeding program has yet to successfully produce a litter, but bless their hearts they keep trying.

Ohhhh god I cannot stop blushing thinking about this and I usually don’t post stuff like this but >\\\\\<

Convincing a priest that it isn’t sex unless he cums, and since I have a pretty cunt it’s completely okay that I’m a man!!!

so he gets to use my boycunt, him whimpering and trembling above me as he fucks my brains out on a pew. Him panting and crying because I’m so tight and warm and he’ll never forgive himself for giving into my seduction. I keep reminding him that if he doesn’t cum, it’s okay, and if he does, then, well, it’d be his fault.

I cum all over his cock as I stroke my t-dick, clenching around him even more before he forces himself to pull out so he won’t cum.

Seeing him every single night after that, edging him over and over and over…

sickos in love

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

if you unironically support irl serial killers / paedophiles / rapists and you have "crushes" on these ppl i am saying this as nicely as i possibly can i do not want you near me. please get off the internet

honestly i would rlly like my m/o ocs to be very diverse, not just personality wise, but in terms of ethnicity as well.

Abolish Tesla.

Leave me fucked up dad/son shit or questions in my asks!!! I’m horny and need to answer stuff or I’ll go wild!!

Literally just need a dad to abuse me right now then give me a nice shower and tell me what a good son I am when he’s all done breaking me.

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.