Sketched One Of The Incorrect Quotes, Have No Idea Why Kaito Looks Like A Hot Topic Employee, Anyways

sketched one of the incorrect quotes, have no idea why kaito looks like a hot topic employee, anyways here ya go :)

✨Dafaa Incorrect Quotes✨

I realized just how long it's been since the last update and decided to post these. Only fair that y'all get some quotes after the sheer amount of quotes I've made for beta au.

Korekiyo: You ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?

Shuichi: I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life.

Kokichi: Don't worry! There will come a time when it's not.

Shuichi: Thanks! Even worse.

Source: Tumblr

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Kokichi: ... What? It's the truth.

Kaede: Kokichi, saying "It's sad boi hours" is not a constructive assessment of your mental health!

Source: unknown

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Tenko: You're just as competitive as I am!

Kaito: That's ridiculous! I'm more competitive!

Source: unknown

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Kirumi: Whenever Kaito next texts me "We need to talk," I’m just gonna reply "Yes, we do."

Kirumi: Now we are both stressed. Checkmate.

Source: unknown

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Kokichi: This is probably the second weirdest way I've almost died.

Kaito: What was the first?

Kokichi: You don't need to know that.

Kaito: That is... So ominous, are you okay?

Source: inspired by tumblr

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Tenko: We're going to jail!

Kokichi: No, Kaito is going to jail. I'm saying I was kidnapped.

Tenko: That's a good idea. Tenko was kidnapped too.

Kaito: No one was kidnapped. If I'm going to jail, everyone is going to jail.

Source: young sheldon

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Kaede: Everyone always asks me, "How do you handle this class?"

Kaede: The secret is, I don’t. I have no control over them whatsoever. This morning, Kiibo called my name, and when I showed up to see what was going on, Angie shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.

Source: unknown

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Kaito: What is the one thing I ordered you two not to do?

Kokichi and Tenko: Burn the house down.

Kaito: And what did you do?

Kokichi: Made dinner.

Kaito:

Tenko:

Kokichi:

Kaito: ...

Tenko, sighing: And we burnt the house down.

Source: unknown

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Angie: Fun fact: human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car!

Korekiyo: And yet it's still almost impossible to find the end of the tape.

Miu: Cowards. I can already tell the difference between a house and a car.

Source: tumblr

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Kokichi: Why do you think we're here? Just to suffer?

Kaito: ... All I asked was if you wanted to go to the casino with me.

Kokichi: Oh! Yeah, sure.

Source: unknown

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I don't have much to say here.