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sketched one of the incorrect quotes, have no idea why kaito looks like a hot topic employee, anyways here ya go :)

✨Dafaa Incorrect Quotes✨

I realized just how long it's been since the last update and decided to post these. Only fair that y'all get some quotes after the sheer amount of quotes I've made for beta au.

Korekiyo: You ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?

Shuichi: I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life.

Kokichi: Don't worry! There will come a time when it's not.

Shuichi: Thanks! Even worse.

Source: Tumblr

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Kokichi: ... What? It's the truth.

Kaede: Kokichi, saying "It's sad boi hours" is not a constructive assessment of your mental health!

Source: unknown

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Tenko: You're just as competitive as I am!

Kaito: That's ridiculous! I'm more competitive!

Source: unknown

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Kirumi: Whenever Kaito next texts me "We need to talk," I’m just gonna reply "Yes, we do."

Kirumi: Now we are both stressed. Checkmate.

Source: unknown

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Kokichi: This is probably the second weirdest way I've almost died.

Kaito: What was the first?

Kokichi: You don't need to know that.

Kaito: That is... So ominous, are you okay?

Source: inspired by tumblr

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Tenko: We're going to jail!

Kokichi: No, Kaito is going to jail. I'm saying I was kidnapped.

Tenko: That's a good idea. Tenko was kidnapped too.

Kaito: No one was kidnapped. If I'm going to jail, everyone is going to jail.

Source: young sheldon

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Kaede: Everyone always asks me, "How do you handle this class?"

Kaede: The secret is, I don’t. I have no control over them whatsoever. This morning, Kiibo called my name, and when I showed up to see what was going on, Angie shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.

Source: unknown

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Kaito: What is the one thing I ordered you two not to do?

Kokichi and Tenko: Burn the house down.

Kaito: And what did you do?

Kokichi: Made dinner.

Kaito:

Tenko:

Kokichi:

Kaito: ...

Tenko, sighing: And we burnt the house down.

Source: unknown

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Angie: Fun fact: human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car!

Korekiyo: And yet it's still almost impossible to find the end of the tape.

Miu: Cowards. I can already tell the difference between a house and a car.

Source: tumblr

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Kokichi: Why do you think we're here? Just to suffer?

Kaito: ... All I asked was if you wanted to go to the casino with me.

Kokichi: Oh! Yeah, sure.

Source: unknown

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I don't have much to say here.

kiddos

Muffin: So kokichi didnt know kiibo, it was just a lie they made to cover for their slip up- Me: Oh do you mean child hood friends? Best of friends? little kiddos? 

(All credit goes to @himiko-yumehellno​ !)

@himiko-yumehellno​ 

So i was rereading dafaa and i even though i knew everything it was really nice reading it! So heres some more fanart

Hope you like them!

Kaito really sees a girl who can kill him and wants to befriend them huh. (dafaa Kokichi and canon Maki)

Djkdndkdnd he does! Almost makes me wonder if his grandmother was just casually a serial killer on the side or something and that's why he's so casual around girls who can kill him. He's got Murder Grandma on his side /j

Kokichi:

Tenko and Kaito:

Okay bye! (This is the only thing im able to draw cause of hyperfixation and HO boy I am not gonna stop drawing.) The fic is by: @himiko-yumehellno​ They make so many good fics!!!! :)

Dont ask for a alibi memes

Kiibo:

Kokichi like 90% of this fic:

The fic is ‘don't ask for a alibi’ and the author is: @himiko-yumehellno​ ! Its my current hyperfixation lmao.

I made fanart for a fic again

Ok that's the only serious one READY FOR THE MEMES???

When I heard Kokichi had a hoodie:

The fic is ‘Don't ask for a alibi’ By @himiko-yumehellno​ ! Its a really fun read!!