Aacreep - Jonathan

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maIqBhtTxrQ)

Manchmal ist das Leben einfach zu groß, um es selber tragen zu können.

m00sician (via sommern-chte)

Calm

a small harbor city

Jasper the sofa demon

Mr. President– Mr. President– Mr.– Mr. President, can you please– Mr. President– Mr. President– Mr. President– Mr. Pres–Mr. President– Mr. President– Mr. President– Mr. President– Mr. President– Mr. President– Mr. President– M̴̧̢͇̥̜̝̝̟̣̻̪̩̖̰̝̒͊̇̏r̴̹̤̣̦͐̋̑̀̌͘.̸̘̟̄͐͐͂̿͛̚ ̷͔̓̊͑̓̽̆̈́̂P̵̛̞̙̤̞͚̏̋́͑͑͊͐͑̔͊͂̏͛͠r̷͙̣̈́̏̏͑̓̂̓̋̓́͋̈́̾͝e̶̛͙̲̖̽̆̍̈́͛̌̑͑̕͠͝ş̵̡̲̞̖̼͕̮͍̗̘͍̣̈́į̵͓̘̲̽̉̂̏͋̉̃̉̓̆̆ḋ̵̛͖͖͐́͌͘ȩ̷̫̙̬͉̐̅̾͌̃̔͠n̶̻͓͇̠̰̱̫̐̔ẗ̸͓̳̤͖̜͈͇́-̸̡̧̞͇͍̥͎̥͓͓̻̋̆̇̎̌̎͑̋̕-̵̛̜̬͕̠͓͖̞͔̤̠̙̀̒͑̈́̌̋̈́͘͝ ̴̢̰͙̮̣̰̯̲̱͎̔̃̈́͊̈́̔ͅ

I got in charge of changing the wifi name and password

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

When the Doctor Who theme song comes on:

The pickup line “did it hurt when you fell from Heaven” is actually informing somebody that you think they may be Satan.