Now You're Just Somebody That I Used To Know... 💔

peter cushing in the zombie horror movie? or maybe this is wilhuff tarkin in the midst of the hunt somewhere on eriadu

Updated my au's recap to add Tarkin and Krennic :)

And of course I updated The Science

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(also fixed Sabé's sexuality ! Thank you to the Sabé connoisseurs for letting me know she has a canonical boyfriend at one point ! xoxo)

Yapping below vvv

Welcome to me and my struggle with imperial military uniforms fjdkdkk they just so boring and often khaki-

For Tarkin I took inspiration from a Star Trek concept that I'm so mad isn't a thing in Star Wars... The dress uniform ! The classy, just for show, uncomfortable version of classic uniforms ! (Couldn't believe that wasn't already a thing in sw, but when I searched for it I stumbled upon a sub reddit called "the empire did nothing wrong" and sometimes self care is to not clic on the clearly far right corner of your fandom to look upon a shitty fan made alterations of imperial uniforms 🌸)

Also, I had to make a choice here... Do I make the empire more strict when it comes to gender norms and expectations i.e do I put Tarkin in a skirt gkkgkffn like, I already kinda did that with both Tarkin and Krennic keeping their hair long. But in canon imperial uniforms are unisex and the same for everyone, which is great to like know the imperial military (in universe at least) doesn't do sexism a lot.... But once again, the canon uniforms are a bit boring to draw, they don't have the more classy ones you would wear for special occasions and frankly if you want a side to show more gender inequality would you pick the mismatched rebels fighting for their rights and to overthrow the government, or the established force in power that is also incidentally an empire that took inspirations from a real far right party hmmmmm

Let's look at what I made different about the empire in my au, a) Palpatine is a woman, they have an empress but b) said empress force masced her apprentice and made *him* the figure head of her empire. When you think of the empire you don't picture an old woman in a bathrobe, you picture Vader, a tall muscular cyborg with no face a glowy sword and evil telekinesis.... That is gendered in the masculine (still a dyke tho, but random civilians wouldn't know that- they don't even know if he's human). Having a woman lead a fascist empire doesn't make it better- (in my country, France, the far right party has been lead by a woman for the last 20 years and that doesn't make it fucking better)

All this to say I put her in pants fjkdkd tested with a skirt but it felt too uncanny.

And I also made her stand in the worst position to draw (for me at least) : perfectly facing the camera with a stick up her ass and at parade rest so with her hands behind her back fjkddk I struggled so hard to make it look somewhat good, and I'm still not really satisfied- also Peter Cushing's face with a hat that covers his forehead looks very wrong to me fjfkk

But enough about Tarkin ! For Krennic I also modified the uniform :D (for a second time jfofk link to the first post with another version of her uniform), but hers isn't the fancy version, it's very much her work clothes ! Still trying to distinguish her from the classic military, since she is more of an engineer/architect, so she get heels, slutty white gloves and a dramatic cape coat. Also I loved putting her in a very strict outfit but making it a bit messy in small ways kgfkgj one side of it isn't zipped all the way down, and her hair is coming down from her hasty made bun :)))

PS : one must always picture the death star as the third member of this relationship <3

Random Alastor Moody NSFW headcanons

I tried a different format (something more chill and kinda funny)

Lmk if you liked it !

!I don't own HP and don't support jkr the terf!

Infos : afab reader, smut and fluff

Warnings: smut: MINORS DENIED

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- so tender. Like really omg would be so gentle with you that you'll cry

- veeeery vocal. This man can't help himself but groaning and moaning during the act. He was shy about until you told him how much you liked it

- doesn't really likes lingerie. Of course you're breathtaking in it, but he prefers when you're totally naked (or naked with one of his shirts)

- about that! Would go totally FERAL if he discovers that you're naked under your clothes. Won't be able to hold his desire long, so be prepared sweetie

- also : this man is your poor victim when you decide to dirty talk and/or tease. He's just at your mercy (be kind, he deserves it)

- PLEASE PRAISE THIS MAN. He'll never admit it out loud but omg he just loves when you tell him how good he is and how good he makes you feel.

- would eat you for hours if you asked. Eat it like a pro fr ! Would be so classy about it ? Not messy at all just a perfect thong choreography ? Alastor "cunt eater" Moody fr

AU where Ceolbert lives and maintains his summer internship at Ravensthorpe and basically gets adopted by his two moms, Eivor and Randvi

My personal SFW alastor moody headcannons <3

- He would have a soft spot for you only, making you his only weakness.

- He would give bear hugs since his figure is a lot larger than yours.

- Alastor would not leave your side when you are with him as he is worried about anything happening (constant vigilance lol)

- He would have multiple nicknames for you (darling, princess and sweetheart) but would never use them infront of people as he doesn't want to seem soft

- He would always deny that he liked it when you fussed over him or gave him attention but he actually loves it

- Moody shouts alot but would rarely do it around you or actually shout at you.

- You would often catch him staring at you during meetings at Grimmauld Place with a small smile on his face but quickly look away annoyed when tonks pointed it out infront of everyone.

- Moody would love it if he caught you wearing one of his shirts because of how small it looked on you.

Idk if I’m insane or just have major issues but

Why is Alastor Moody suddenly attractive?

Am I the only one who feels this way… please someone tell me I’m not fucking crazy

Imagine having a date with Alastor Moody

!! I (sadly) don't own the Harry Potter universe or Alastor. And I do not support jkr !!

Infos : GN reader, basically just fluff

- You had to convince him to have a real date with you. Because he still doesn't trust that you truly love him. He thought that you were too sweet for an old war dog like him.

- But finally he accepted ONE DATE.

- You wanted something special. Just between the two of you. Not a stupid restaurant, you didn't even think of a concert or something involving a crowd.

- But one day you found the perfect idea. A casual dinner at your place. You lived in the countryside so you'll be able to admired the stars in the sky after that. And you were a great cook.

- You protected your property with even more spells to reassure him.

- When he arrived, everything was set. You had made the dinner and prepared some things to drink and to eat before that.

- He was handsome, putting a little more effort on his look. You did too, to impress him.

- Alastor even brings you flowers, which maked you blush. You haven't imagined him doing something like that for you. And you absolutely loved it.

- The night was perfect. The conversation was fluid, the food was good (he complimented it).

- It was already night when dessert time arrived. So you guided him in the garden to sat on a soft blanket on the ground.

- He sat, and you sat right next to him. The two of you ate a piece of cake without saying anything. You were looking at the beautiful starry sky.

- When you finished, you laid your head on his shoulder. "I really liked this night Alastor..."

"Mh. Me too" he mumbled. His usual harsh voice couldn't mask his sweetness.

"Do you want to make this night perfect for me ?" His silence encouraged you to continue. "It'll be perfect if you kiss me..."

When you felt him moving, you were afraid that you've messed everything up.

But he turned towards you and bent to gently kiss you lips.

You could've cried just because how good it felt. When he stepped aside, he gently caressed your cheeks.

"I love you Alastor..."

"Me too love... Me too"

- You spent the next hour to gently make out. Alastor were so tender with you. It felt like paradise.

What a perfect date for you two.

hiii, just saw ur post and didn't want to add a note cause ya know youll instantly know who but could you do a myc bath headcanon, just fluff like how he bathes his s/o or a headcanonbwhen he styles their hair lr something about their hair🤭🤭 i love pats

MYC CELLIUM X READER; (SFW)BATH HCS»--•.⋅.・゜゜・

Notes/Warnings: THANK U ANON THIS WILL KEEP ME FED ALL WINTER! some slight mentions of spicy stuff but nothing actually explicit and just jokey stuff like myc would do!

-honestly, the first time you suggest taking a bath together, he immediately thinks you mean in a ~sexy~ way

-he's mostly joking, he can tell itd just be a nice way for the two of you to relax

-and hed LOVE IT!! dont ask him directly tho he'd deny it

-keeps the facade up that he just wants to see you nude or bathe with you sexy style until the two of you actually get into the warm, bubbly water that you probably scented with something nice like rose or lavender or something flowery and relaxing

-you have never seen myc so relaxed. you guys are sitting across from each other and hes got his head/orb tilted up looking at the ceiling and he hasnt moved in 5 minutes is he okay???

-yes, hes fine. he'll wrap a flagella around ur wrist just to be close to you in a subtle way and sit and relax in the water for a while with you

-if you turn around and sorta, wiggle into the space where his lap would be, he is over the MOON!!! wraps a couple flagella around you and rests his orb against your shoulder

-playfully splashing him with water and he goes "oh you're ON" and you guys have a splash fight. you'll clean the water all over the floor later *eye roll emoji*

-while ya'll are still in the tub and your hair is wet he'll like, twist it around if its long enough and just kinda idly play with it

-he likes to braid your hair(if its long enough) half the time he puts little effort into it so its a bit messy or loose but sometimes he really tries and it comes out pretty nice

-if your hair isnt long enough for a braid he'll just kinda fuss with it or sometimes if you have those fun hair clips or colored hair-ties he'll fuck your hair up like a toddler giving a makeover to their dad

-swears up and down you look great but hes laughing so hard hes probably fucking with you

-let the mushroom be soft. i think he deserves it <3

Daryl Dixon & his hands

LMAO I JUST REALIZED THAT I GAVE SOMEONE ON TIKTOK MY TUMBLR

THEY KNOW MY FACE 💀