Hey Guys Guess What

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

He writes like SO MANY letters and leaves them to granny Tengen, she is slightly amused.

The Higher Ups thinks they’re some insidious plan of for his resurrection or some kind of malevolent scripture but they can’t burn them ‘cause they’re Special Grade letters.

I just imagined SIkuna using his foreknowledge of the story + songs and memes to troll the shit out of people.

To the Strongest Sorcerer 1000 years from now on.

Pokémon is better.

Sincerely, Ryomen Sukuna

HELP

To you, 1000 years from now.

Gojo Satoru.

Pokemon is better.

Fight me behind the KFC, fucker.

Regards, Ryomen Sukuna.

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

There will be a lot of angry bloom here

Always.

Do you ever read a reqlly good fanfic and then this happens:

But you don't remember reading it before?

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

Moooola!

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft