All The Smurfs Are Asexual

hello people!!!!

I wanted to tell you that I am very sorry for not being active here, and I will try to start posting a little more regularly again, having said that

I leave with this my redesign of Smurfette, Sassette, Vexy, Hackus and my OC Unease.

@wagon-bleu gave me more info to the iceberg:>

~~~The rolalty brothers meet the sorcesser of Sherwood~~~ (aka Maid Marian)

(P.s I have a headcanon for here Marian has very visible scars on her hands and hugs due to a bad event that happened in her childhood which I will tell you about in the future (but I warn you it will be a bit heavy) and she covers them with gloves for fear of being criticized and in plus you have a form of vitiligo always on the arms and legs.)

second chapter of "~i just want to live~".

POV: Smurfette

I say goodbye to Hackus and Vexy, and I keep thinking about what my brother wanted to tell me...

I sigh and arrive at my college which fortunately I attend thanks to scholarships and which had given me an appointment with two bedrooms, a bathroom and a kitchen and living room together, which I had with me are my brothers.

as soon as I parked the car and got out I saw a scene that I thought was disgusting. There was a small group of bullies, a few years older than me, surrounding a boy and pushing him from one side of the “circle” they had created to the other.

An impulse innate in me, they told me that I had to do something to help the boy, so I took a deep breath and threw myself at the bully, grabbed the boy's right arm and started running towards the garden of my college which was right there. from high school.

As soon as I seem to be far from the parking lot, I turn to the boy who is out of breath, put my hand on his left shoulder and ask him "are you okay?" he looks at me with those big hazel eyes full of tears but I don't know if they are sad or happy to have gotten out of that situation, after a few seconds he hugs me in a very awkward but sweet way, "thank you so much" he tells me, breaking away from that hug, " don't thank me, I did what anyone would have done" I say smiling and remember that I didn't introduce myself "I'm Smurfette anyway, what's your name?" I hold out my hand towards him and he shakes it "my name is Clumsy it's a pleasure Smurfette" after a while they hear the bell to start class, "oh boy I have to go it was a pleasure meeting you Clumsy!" I say goodbye to Clumsy as I head towards my class.

~lunch time~

finally once the lessons are over, and yes I can be at peace without being in a room full of people who judge everyone and everything, I take my usual place in the garden it is a secluded and silent corner which makes me feel good, Yes of course I do I like to be with some friends or even a classmate but unfortunately I can't afford it because after school I have to pick up my brothers, make dinner or I have to work at night to provide food for both me and my brothers and if I can't make it to the end of the month with any gaps in payments for anything, and I have to do a very famous but at the same time despised job, that is, being a prostitute, that's the job, it makes me feel bad but when I go home and sell my brothers happy and insecurity makes me continue to do everything.

After a few minutes I hear I see a tall but thin figure who is wearing clothes much larger than his size and brown hair and slightly tanned olive skin, and I recognize Clumsy and he greets me then behind him I see two other boys the first quite tall and skinny, he was wearing a white shirt and blue trousers and matching shoes with fiery red glasses and hats, then the other one is much taller with a complexion similar to that of Clumsy and the same hair and eyes except that the latter are smaller and very mysterious and he wore gray gym trousers and a short-sleeved shirt that reveals his powerful muscles.

"Here's the girl who helped me!" and while he points at me he tries to run towards me but you fall badly and I'm worried I rush towards him, and help him get up while the other two boys move forward, "is everything ok Clumsy?" I asked as I saw the boy get up "yes yes yes, don't worry it always happens!", I breathe a sigh of relief, "anyway Smurfette they are Braniy my best friend and my older brother Hefty!" Clumsy smiled as I first point out the boy with glasses who nods at me and the other one who waves at me while you wink at me, the first thing that comes to mind I give him a smile with my lips I closed it and held out my hand, " i'am Smurfette création de magie".

Robin Hood (1973)

[Gif descriptions: Gif 1: Maid Marian dancing for herself. Gif 2: Robin Hood daydreaming and stirring in a pot. Gif 3: Marian looking at Robin Hood’s wanted poster and saying: Oh, Klucky, surely he must know how much I still love him? Gif 4: Robin saying: Sorry, Johnny. I guess I was thinking about Maid Marian again. I can’t help it. I love her, Johnny. Gif 5: Lady Kluck saying: Believe me, someday soon, your uncle, King Richard, will have an outlaw for an in-law! Gif 6: Little John saying: Look, why don’t you stop mooning and moping around? Just — just marry the girl. Gif 7: Marian saying: Oh, I’ve been away so long. What if he’s forgotten all about me? Gif 8: Robin saying: Marry her? You don’t just walk up to a girl, hand her a bouquet and say, “Hey, remember me? We were kids together, will you marry me?”]

The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.

So these days I rewatched Inazuma eleven, and I fell (again) in love with Jude Sharp/ Kidou yuuto, here are some of my headcanons on him:

-Apart from Japanese and Jamaican and a little ofJewish , (he is half Japanese and half Jerwish, and his adoptive father is Jamaican) he speaks/knows Mandarin, Korean, Hindi, English, Italian, Spanish, German, French and Portuguese and also knows Morse code and sign language.

- he plays the piano and violin.

-He is demisexual and gay, and in a romantic relationship with David Samford.

-Staying on the topic of romantic relationship, he and Caleb dated for several months at the age of 17 but it didn't work out but they remained friends (but Caleb still has feelings for Jude).

-when he is Raimon's coach and help Mark with be a coach, he and Celia organize sleepovers, for "new strategies for the team".

-In his adolescence he was almost forced to be together with a girl from a powerful company, to merge the Sharp company and the one owned by the girl's family but luckily it didn't happen.

-he often acts as a "psychologist" to the players of Raimon and the Rolaty Academy players and gives them advice.

-He would like to become a father and adopt a child but he doesn't know how to tell David because he doesn't know how he would react to it.

-He handles alcohol well, in fact when he goes out with Mark and Axel, but especially Mark who can't handle alcohol at all, he is always the one who takes them home.

Day 4: Cooking

When Gabi wanted to surprise Aitor he usually decided to cook him traditional Venezuelan dishes (headcanon Gabi is Venezuelan) like Cachapa, Tequeños and Aitor's favorite Arequire.

Dear Dads,

I know we have known each other for a short time, I wanted to dedicate this Italian poem by Sbarbaro...

Father, even if you weren’t my

father, even if you were a stranger to me,

I’d love you just the same for who you are.

Because I remember a winter morning

when from your window you discovered

the first violet on the wall opposite

and you merrily told us the news.

Then, wooden ladder hoisted upon your shoulder,

you went out and propped it against the wall.

We little ones stood at the window.

And I remember that other time when my sister was still little

you chased her around the house, threatening her

(that stubborn one had done I don’t know what.)

But when you reached her, and she was screaming

loudly in fear, you didn’t have the heart:

because you had seen yourself chasing

your little daughter, and you, unsteady

pulled her, all scared, to your chest

and caressing her into your arms

you wrapped her as if to defend her

from the evil one who was the you of before.

Father, even if you weren’t my

father, even if you were a stranger to me,

above all men,

just for your child’s heart, I’d love you.

and this is what I feel for you, I love you from the bottom of my heart.

and I am grateful for you choosing me, to you and my little brothers, I love you.

happy father's day, I love you dads

Here are some of my favorite Honosuto screenshots and why:

I love seeing Jude/Kidou dressed as a waiter (and act like one) and the whole story of the chapters is wonderful! (ch.54-55-56)

I love that Jack/Kabeyama "realizes" the fact that Jude/Kidou became a total loon just to win a friendly dodgeball tournament. (Ch.88-89-90)

I adore Handa/Steve dress like this, him remained me a a sort of drag queen or a character from goth anime so 100/10. (And I think the pink hair suit him a lot too!) (CH.66-67)

Don't ask why I did this, i'm bored 🫠