Hello People!!!!

Prince John: when I die, my tombstone won't say RIP, it will say VIP

Robin hood: that's because they reserved a special place in hell for you

P.Jonh: yes, the throne

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King Richard: So does anyone have any healthy stress outles?

Scarlett: screaming

Prince John: violence!

Marian: tea

Robin hood: also violence.

K.Richard:...okay, so we've got the tea

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Robin H.: okay, so what's Marian 's type?

Scarlett: red hair, brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor and extremely good with the bow

Robin H.: is sound like me, it's too bad we're just friends

Scarlett: did I mention oblivious?

Robin H.: yeah Scarlett, why?

Scarlett: just to make sure....

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(MODER AU)

P.Jonh: you know brother, i like my coffe like a like a woman

K.Richard: and how is that?

P.Jonh: i don't like coffee

K.Richard: 😶

Chiara: I'm the oldest, I make the rules

Preston: i'm in the middle, i'm the reason we have rules...

Lucian: i'm the youngest, the rules don't apply me! :>

Preston: cause your're too naive for them

Chiara: and you tried to start a revolution, so shut up.

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*Caleb knocks on Jude's door*

Caleb: hello, it's is i, your favorite person

Jude: nice try Caleb but my favorite person is David

Caleb: okay then. Hello, it's is I, that bitch

Jude: better

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Chiara: I didn't tell you because I don't want you putting everything at risk, over a wild hunch i can't even prove yet!

Quentin: Liebe, i'll back your hunches any day of the week, no questions asked

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*in bed*

David: hey, Jude? You awake??

Jude: no, why?

David: if a Guinea pig and a normal pig had a baby, would it be called a piggy-er Guniea pig?

Jude: Darling if you and I had a baby, would it get my beauty and your late night thought, or your sexy body and my late night murder thought?

David: *blushing* i-i...don't know how to feel about this...

Jude: *kissing David on the cheek* go to sleep.

David: "blushing harder*okay...

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X: so who is your hero?

Preston: it's my dad David, he's the best and very brave!

X: how cute! Is there anything is afraid of?

Preston: Father

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David: kids who is your favorite uncle?

Chiara/Preston/Lucian: Uncle Joe!

Joe: aww I love you too!

Caleb: *cries in the corner* why!?! 😭😭😭😭

David: Favorite aunt instead?

Chiara: Aunt Celia and her girlfriend Isabelle! (they're together LONG LIVE LESBIANS!)

Lucian: I love aunt Camelia (she's engaged to Joe)

David: Preston you?

Preston: Aunt Caleb!

Caleb: YOU LITTLE B-!

Joe: NO!!

Maid Marian,Scarlett, Liv, Little John and King Richard from RHMIS

Reblog with a character who would do all of these things:

Destroy the universe

Steal your heart

Create little trinkets

Drink liquid mercury as a dare

Welcome to this little fandom!

Who's your favourite BAHLK character?

thank you so much for the welcome!!!

And in any case my favorite characters are definitely Nanny Plum and Holly!!

hello people!

this is Penny with the outfit inspired by the wonderful drawing of @paint-7902 and I hope you don't mind that I used it as inspiration for this post

From [here].

Do you see the vision? Do you get it???

All the smurfs are asexual

I love every person but not every buddy :

Blossom

Scaredy

Sloppy

Finance

Weaver

Winner

Naked (I SWEAR IT REALLY EXISTS)

Weepy

Petal

Slouchy

Flying

Pretetious

Greedy

Grandpa

I like girls, i like boys(i like smurf):

Smurfette

Papa Smurf

Willow

Wild

Dopey

Tailor

Tuffy

Tiber

Timid

Postman

Doctor

Mimic

Crazy

Comlplimentary

Suspicions

Hackus

Tomorrow:polysexual

I don't remember how long I've had this photo on my phone, but I LOVE it!!

PLEASE I WANT CANON!

then it would be very cool if Sangoku and Yamato were half-brothers! and I'm not the only one who thinks so!, or at least I think...