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Hey, isn't Lucifer like a reverse ugly duckling?
For one: He is a duck, we have all asstablished this.
Two: the angles in heaven are swans, seeing as they are the "pretty ones" and they are assholes.
Three: He was kicked out and rejected.
How does Vox have this picture?
radioapple's child 🍎📻
Her name is Sasha
They're so baby girls
Also fuck Valentino 🖕
Alastor redesign and lucifer outfit woo!!!
Alastors design is fun to watch and an absolute tragedy for character design. His bad bob cut, WAY too much red, and barely there deer attributes. I dunno if they intended to only show off the animal inspo when angry but its a bit of a shame we don't see it more often. Also, why hide it? Deer antlers are sick.
So i made his ears more deer-y and antlers more visible. Also also, too many bowties, just give the man a regular tie, its okay. I made his suit more clear, made him yellow/brownish gray with pops of red so its not ALL red, yknow?
I like the finger tips though, like hooves or something.
Lucifer is there because he deserved a struggling dad fit like stolas. His design is cool though, no complaints.
His pancakes :(
I've finally drawn the idiot cat
I love him so much
I found out that Alastor likes doodling and immediately had to draw something
(the other guy on the paper is supposed to be Lucifer btw)
new playlist!!
finally (FINALLY!!) got caught up with @morningstarwrites of saints and sinners last night and so now I can say I'm fully educated hehe
(STAR YOUR LAST CHAPTER HAD ME SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP I PHYSICALLY CANNOT HANDLE THIS MUCH CUTENESS)
Yunno how I said I'd be posting more regularly? Uh yeah, I lied. BUT! I have something to post now!
I present to u, Alastor and Lucifer spreads! :D
Alastor: We need this product for our kitchen!
Lucifer: OUR kitchen?
Alastor:…
Alastor: We need this in the kitchen!
Lucifer:..I preferred the first one.
I love this, it's so fucking cute (Lucifer acts like a mother when she meets her son's partner)
I love it in the end when Lucifer tells Fizzarolli that he is pretty!!!
(NOT MY ART)
(Credits on pinterest: १९*Kav*१९
creds to: dude47777 on x)
The Fall
click for better quality and if you like it please reblog it <3
bow down to the king of hell!!
Shhhhh
They’re sleeping.
From Chapter 14 of Memories
YALL I STILL CANT DRAW PEOPLE-
Chapter 12 of Memories might be triggering for some people
So, in the tags, it says Lucifer has depression, and from early on, I wanted Lucifer to have a depression episode with Alastor around to witness it. That's what chapter 12 is going to be.
I NEED EVERYONE TO NOTE THAT I DO NOT HAVE DEPRESSION. i ALSO NEED EVERYONE TO NOTE THAT I AM TRYING MY BEST TO NOT SEROTYPE DEPRESSION!!!
If I am insensitive or accidentally stereotype depression, PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT IT IS AND HOW TO FIX IT.
And, because this might be triggering for people with depression, I am making Friday 4/18/25 a double update so that if people don't want to read it, they do not have to wait another week to get a fluffy chapter!
The only required reading part in the entirety of Chapter 12 is the very end, because Lucifer's siblings have another cameo (though I might change that).
Thank you to all who took the time to read this.
Chapter 11 of Memories is up!
Read it here!
Snippet
“Y-you look -um-” Lucifer stuttered, “Hi.”
“Hello, Lucifer. I believe the word you were looking for was stunning.” Alastor smiled warmly as he stepped out into the cool breeze.
Lucifer rolled his eyes playfully. “Humble much?” He still offered his arm to Alastor, who took it as they walked into the car.
“Never.” Alastor chuckled.
To all that read my radioapple story Memories
I am going to be wrapping this story up soon. I'm going to take a guess that at ~20 chapters is where I'm going to leave this main story. I am going to finish posting around May 3rd (That means I will post all remaining chapters then). I am going to start other stories with no posting schedule and from different fandoms. I still love this story, and I will continue it in the extras portion of this series, but the updates will be more sporadic. Try as I might, I cannot have an update schedule for long periods of time. ¯\(ツ)/¯
I tricked my friend into drawing collab ship art. 😈
(She draw animals so she draw the Lucifer snek)
Chapter 10 of Memories is up!!
Old Friends
From Chapter One of my fanfic Memories. YALL I CANT DRAW PEOPLE-
*Back in black starts playing*
Memories - Chapter 9 - SeaweedWrites13 - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]
MY STORY IS BACK WITH WEEKLY UPDATES ON FRIDAYS!!!!
I’ll redo it later.
Prompt #27
Lucifer at the hight of his depression.
Lucifer: 🎶You put the peeps in the chili pot and you eat it all up!🎶You put the peeps in the chili pot and add the m&ms!🎶 You put the peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste bad!🎶
Me : well maybe it's not that bad?
Me : looking for radioapple art and immediately get hit with big buff Alastor and tiny shorter than in canon Lucifer, Lucifer in a dress getting fucked by Alastor, Lucifer in a dress getting fucked by big buff Alastor, Lucifer who look like 5 yo and 'suave sugar daddy' Alastor who holds him and each with thousands of likes and absolutely zero of anything else than that
Me : nope 🙃😔
Save me Vox/Al artists, save me
Man, I love Vox/Alastor art so much.
I just love the Vox/Alastor ship as a whole, be it one-sided, mutual, or anything in between, and a lot of it stems from Alastor still feeling like he's Alastor.
I mean, I think people make Alastor a little more cruel and heartless towards Vox sometimes, but overall he still feels like himself. He gets to be dangerous and manipulative and he gets to be silly and whimsical. It's perfect.
Adding a cut right here because this post got WAY longer than I anticipated ⬇️
I think with RadioApple, when it comes to Alastor, people lean too much into this:
And not enough into this:
It feels like his fun, sassy, and whimsical side gets stripped away and he's turned into a stereotypically tall, dark and menacing love interest.
Where's his flamboyancy? His razzamatazz! As Susan would say, "Where's the showmanship? Where's the pizzaz? Fucking mediocre."
If I'm reading a fic or looking at art and I can't imagine their Alastor doing one of his girly-pop wrist flicks -
- then I can't keep going. His girly-pop vibes are too important to me.
Of course, when it comes to tone in both fics and art, sometimes fun and whimsical aren't what the artist is going for. But even outside of NSFW art and stories, so often Alastor just feels...bland. He feels too stiff. Too much like a suave, old fashioned, smooth talking gentleman, and not enough like a fun, silly, and sassy little freak who loves trolling people.
And with Lucifer if feels like they lean too much into this:
And not enough of this:
I feel like any, if not all, of Lucifer's flaws are brushed aside so often and so easily.
He feels softened and watered down. Like he's either a sad & awkward UwU boi all the time, or he's the most flamboyant, seductive little minx there is. And to be fair, he is both a very sad boi and a seductive little minx.
But rarely does he ever come across as powerful to me. A lot of the time he feels too normal. Or too sad and naive. Literally, like he could be any other sinner if I didn't already know he was the kind of Hell. And that's so funny to me because we've seen him openly and extravagantly display his powers multiple times in the show--not to the extent that he did in the finale--but he was definitely flaunting all the things he could do, make, or summon for Charlie during his musical-battle with Alastor. He was 100% showing off how powerful he is.
Not only that, but, honestly, Lucifer feels too open and sincere because that man is judgmental as fuck.
Going back to the "Dad Beat Dad" episode, there are multiple examples of him being a self-righteous little shit: 1) he was incredibly critical of Charlie's hotel the moment he stepped inside, even if he tried, and failed, to cover it, 2) he didn't even try to hide his disgust for Alastor's bar, which he didn't even know was incorporated by Alastor (who he hadn't even met him yet) and could've been incorporated by Charlie or Vaggie, for all he knew, 3) he wasn't taking Charlie's hotel or her plan for redemption seriously from the start, he didn't even have his mind open to the possibility, he wasn't there to hear about her plans he was only there to see her, and 3) when the hotel was attacked by the loan sharks, instead of making them go away or preventing the hotel from being damaged - which he could have very easily done with no amount of effort - he hung back and smugly reiterated that he was right and sinners can't be redeemed and Charlie should just give up on her goals/dreams because it's just not possible so there's no point in trying.
Like, Charlie was very clearly in distress over her hotel being attacked and destroyed, but he was too busy boasting about how he'd been "proven" right to see that.
He's very easy to anger and his ego is so easily bruised. Alastor got under his skin immediately and effortlessly - though I also believe that's on part that Lucifer doesn't have a high opinions of sinners anyway - and Lucifer 100% escalated the conversation/argument he had with Alastor during their first meeting.
See the whole scene of him referring to Alastor as a "has-been" and insulting the name he'd given the hotel, especially when you take into consideration that until Alastor said that he named the hotel, Lucifer thought it was Charlie who came up with it.
And I'm not going to say that Alastor was an innocent, picked on little baby in that scene, he was 100% riling up Lucifer from the start, but also, like...Alastor's lines weren't outright antagonist like Lucifer's were. They were more subtle, slightly needling and passive aggressive, but nothing that could really be taken as a insult.
This is literally the dialogue, word for word, of their very first interaction:
Lucifer: What in the unholy Hell is that?!
Alastor: Just some of the renovations we had done. Adds a bit if color, don't you think?
Lucifer: And you are?
Alastor: Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you, Sir, quite a pleasure. It's nice to finally put a face to the name. You are much shorter in real life.
Lucifer: Who is this? Who is this now - are you the bellhop?
Alastor: Ah-ha, no! I am the host of the hotel. You might've heard of me from my radio broadcast.
Lucifer: Hmm, nope! I guess that's why Charlie called it the "has-been" hotel, hahaha!"
Alastor: Ha ha ha, it was actually my idea.
Lucifer: Ha ha, well it's not very clever.
Alastor: Ha ha, fuck you.
Like. That's their first interaction. And if you go back and actually pay attention to facial expressions and body languages, this was the first time he's seen Alastor, and Lucifer was immediately disdainful.
I went back and screenshotted Lucifer's face, right after Alastor's first line (which was a relatively innocent in and of itself and didn't even sound that antagonist), and:
That's a lot of disesteem for someone he literally just met. At most, you could argue that it was Alastor's smirk or tone that set him off ⬇️:
But even that is such a small thing to get upset over.
I'd say the only time Alastor really started getting openly hostile towards Lucifer was when he wiped his hand after shaking Lucifer's cane (which Lucifer didn't even see as he was too busy fixing his hat) and commenting on Lucifer's height (as a shortie myself, can confirm, that'll get on the nerves very fast).
My point is, Lucifer was immediately unfriendly towards Alastor and escalated the situation just as quickly, if not quicker, than Alastor did. Alastor implied that Lucifer might know of his radio broadcast, and Lucifer jumped right to calling him a "has-been." He doesn't even know him. This is their very first meeting. He was judgy and dismissive of Alastor at first sight, and, let's be honest, he kind of threw the first punch with that "has-been" line. Alastor said Lucifer was shorter than expected, but it's not like he laughed, pointed at him and called him a undercooked little chicken nugget. I'm sure a lot of demons/sinners who've never seen Lucifer would also assume he would be taller and more menacing at first glance, and I doubt this is the first time someone was surprised with his height (still not cool, Alastor. We vertically challenged folk have feelings too).
But Lucifer was prejudice from the start and antagonized Alastor just as quickly, and way more openly, than Alastor did to him. And don't get me wrong, this isn't me saying that's a bad thing on Lucifer's part! This isn't me criticizing or scorning him for it. I think it speaks so much of him as a character!
Cause we've seen the soft and tender moments he has with Charlie. We know how much he loves and cares for her. But he's also egotistical, antagonistic, and judgmental as hell, and that's what makes him such a fun character to write about. He's awkward yet showy, smug yet caring, depressed yet prideful. And by god, this man will show off his power without hesitation. He knows he's hot shit. He knows he's the strongest person in all of Hell. He knows he's the top dog and he can do whatever he wants - even if he has no love or interest in interacting within the Pride Ring (as far as we've been shown).
He's got a lot of multi-facets to him and I adore it, and that's why I get so annoyed when all of that is stripped away and he's turned into this soft little sunshine UwU boi who's just a sad, sweet lil lamb who's done no wrong.
No! He has done many wrongs! There's a reason he and Charlie were estranged and I don't think it was Lilith's fault - or, at least, I don't think it was all her fault (I have many thoughts about Lucifer and Lilith's divorce, okay)
I didn't mean for this to turn into a full-blown character analysist post LOL but alas I tend to get carried away. This was all to say, I really enjoy RadioStatic because Alastor typically gets to keep his sadistic and whimsical side, and I appreciate that. His silliness means a lot a to me, and if he comes off as too stiff or formal, it takes me out of a story.
Lucifer's flaws and sheer power also mean a lot to me, and I wish there were more fics and fan-art that showed that. If Lucifer reads too much like a normal, every-day person, I lose interest. I like the idea of people getting used to him, and getting comfortable around his presence, only to get a sudden and overwhelming reminder that he is, in fact, an ancient and immortal being with immense power that their brains wouldn't even be able to comprehend.
I have so many headcanons about Lucifer as a fallen angel and how his habits and lifestyle developed over the thousands upon thousands of years he's been in Hell. Habits he's adopted that unconsciously help him duplicate the mannerisms and behavior of sinners and demons, but also those small, indistinct tells that are quick and subtle reminder that he could destroy everyone in Pentagram City with ease if he decided to; and also, those times if you were to look closely and really pay attention, you get the faint, unsettling feeling that there is something very un-human about him. A subtle, unnerving shiver down your spine as your instincts yell at you that this person is not a person at all, he's just passing off as one.
That shit gets me. Give me ancient, eldritch Lucifer and I'll love you forever.
I am sorry Anon, I did not mean for this response to get so big 😅 You gave me a paragraph and I gave you a novel. But yeah, save me RadioStatic artists, save me 🙏 I rarely have to worry about Alastor turning into a big, buff alpha man or a soft little UwU when he's with Vox, and I appreciate that.
Edit: Adding a screenshot of my tags here because apparently I wrote down too many and it cut off the character tags.
for @morningstarwrites
First time drawing a kiss. Happy about how it turned out.
SOoOOOoOoOOOOooOoO
I made a thing. I was watching a few youtube vids on my time off, and I came across this little heartbreaking gem.
He can get hurt? (Animatic-Helluva Boss scene)|| RADIOAPPLE/APPLERADIO
SOOOOOOO I made a fanfic based on this. Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha-
Eastern Energy - A Radioapple Story
Tags: Angst without a happy ending, maybe pt 2 if people want it, radioapple
Context:
Alastor and Lucifer have been living at the hotel for some time. After a few late-night drinks, some trust exercises, and Lucifer healing Alastor’s wound, the two grew close. How close is up to you.
One day, on his way to Rosie’s with Charlie and Vaggie, they get a call.
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“You’ll love Rosie!” Charlie assured her girlfriend, squeezing her shoulder lightly.
“Her cornbread recipe is to die for!” Alastor hummed. “Several have.”
Vaggie rolled her eye but continued walking. When they were about halfway to Rosie’s Charlie got a call.
“Oh, it’s Angel. What’s up?” She answered. Her face suddenly turned white. “What?”
“Chalie?” Vaggie asked.
Charlie said nothing, just put Angel on speaker.
“CHARLIE? Can you hear me??” Angel's voice was frantic. “I promise I am not joking! Your dad needs your help!!”
“Wait what?” Alastor asked.
What could he possibly need help with? Fixing his height? A stepstool could do that.
“We can hear you, Angel. What happened?” Vaggie prodded.
“Adam barged into the hotel, wrapped Lucifer in some kind of glowy rope, and took off flying away with Lucifer! We couldn’t do anything because Adam took us by surprise!”
“Hold on Angel, we’re getting a call from Lucifer,” Alastor told the spider.
Probably telling us that he took care of it and there is nothing to worry about.
“Okay,” Angel ended the call and Vaggie answered Lucifer’s call.
“Hey bitch.” Alastor’s heart dropped. He’d know that voice anywhere. It was hash and brash, not at all like Lucifer’s soothing melodic tone.
“Adam,” Vaggie growled. “What the fuck do you want?”
“I thought I should brag about kidnapping the king of hell!” Adam bosted. “It was fucking easy too.”
“Why are you doing this?” Charlie demanded.
“If Lucifer is gone, then they’ll have to let me back into heaven!”
“Dios Mijos, Adam. You do know that your plan to get back into Heaven includes sinning? Killing is a sin!” Vaggie yells into the phone
“Sorry, Can’t hear you bitch, byeee!”
The call ended suddenly.
“FUCK!!” Charlie yelled as she punched a hole into the nearest wall, denting it.
“Charlie dear,” Alastor puts a hand on her shoulder. “Maybe instead of denting walls, you go help your dad take down Adam. Your father could certainly use the help.”
Not really, Lucifer can take care of himself. But I do want Charlie to feel like she can do something, rather than sitting around worrying.
“You and your father both outrank Adam in power, so it should be easy,” Alastor says.
“And I could go with you if you need backup.”
“Okay. Let’s go.”
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“Oh shit,” Lucifer said.
I need to get out of here before someone comes and puts themself in danger because of me.
“You’re fucking right ‘Oh shit,” Adam smirked.
“No I just realized I didn’t eat breakfast. Did you think I was scared of you?” Lucifer smirked. “An insect could do a better job of kidnapping me.
“You should be. Because with you finally fucking gone, I’ll be heaven’s savior. They’ll have to let me in after.”
“You do know that in the VERY unlikely case, you do manage to kill me, Charlie will take over hell as queen and will take revenge,” Lucifer says as Adam hoists him into a mine cart. “Also, trying to kill me in a mine, and they call me tacky.”
“One more word and I’ll gag you.” Adam threatened, then muttered under his breath, “Angels are heavy.”
“Hmmm. Kinky.”
“Shut the fuck up cunt.” Adam growled as he tied Lucifer to a rock. “You seem to love ruining my life, so when I take yours, I think I’ll have a little fun with it.”
“Are you sure this isn’t a kink of yours? I won’t judge if so. It must be hard to find someone to fuck when all you want to do is suck your own dick.”
“YOU! Don’t get to fucking talk! You are the shitiest being in all of creation and you took fucking everything from me!” Adam yelled into Lucifer’s ear. “And because of that, you won’t be mercy-killed. No, I’ll take my sweet fucking time.”
“Are you sure that this isn’t some hidden kink of yours? You seem to love killing so much-AH!” Lucifer suddenly yelled in pain, as the first man sunk an angelic dagger deep into Lucifer’s shoulder.
Adam twisted the blade in Lucifer’s shoulder, which made a hissing sound.
“You. Do not get to fucking talk over me.” Adam growled, lowering his head to whisper in Lucifer’s ear. “You should’ve been killed in your fall.” The first man grabbed Lucifer’s hair and Lucifer let out a snake-like hiss. “You even sound like what you are. A fucking snake.”
“I’ve been called worse by demons I like better than you.”
“This about that pesky overlord. Or your daughter? Both hated you at some point, and they will again.”
Lucifer, at the mention of Charlie and Alastor, tried to make his demon form come out, but the holy rope wouldn’t let him. He could only muster his tail. Seeing this weak display of power, Adam laughed and took the opportunity to stomp hard on his tail. Lucifer let out a bleat of pain, quickly followed by a defiant hiss when Adam brought the holy knife to his throat.
“Torture doesn’t seem your style, Adam. What makes little ol’ me so special?” Lucifer grunted.
“You took my wives, Eden, my son.”
“How did I take your s-AH!” He cried out when Adam took the blade out, only to punch Lucifer in the face, and then stab him in the shoulder again, going all the way through it.
“Since you took my family, I’ll take yours.” Adam cruely laughed. “I think I’ll take Charlie, then-ah-fuck!” Lucifer used the last of his strength to push Adam back with his hind goat legs.
“I swear,” Lucifer threatened, trying to stand up, but failing. “If you go near her I will destroy you.”
“O-ho! Big talk from someone who can’t even stand up! Much less get out of here!” Adam laughed, walking over to Lucifer. He grabbed him by the ropes and threw him against the rocks. The King of Hell let out a pained sound, somewhere between a bleat and a hiss.”This has been fun, but I have to grace heaven with my presence. Any last words, Sin of Pride?”
“Charlie…I…Alastor…” Lucifer gasped out. He barely had enough strength to stay awake, much less call out for help.
“Your cunts ain’t coming.” Adam laughed as he stood over him to make the final blow.
I love you, Charlie, more than anything. Was his final thought before everything went dark.
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Alastor had gotten a mental message from Charlie, telling him to meet them at the Sloth Hospital. He figured that Charlie or Vaggie had gotten hurt in the battle and needed to be patched up. When a car pulled up and Charlie and Vaggie were mostly unharmed, his heart sank.
“Where is Lu -oof!!” He was suddenly run over by a bunch of medical staff. Alastor looked up for just a second, he saw something that terrified him. Lucifer’s limp tail hanging off a hospital bed over him.
Lucifer’s tail is only out in his demon form, or when he’s somewhat weak and can’t hide it. Alastor remembered. He got up quickly, dusting himself off in the process.
“Alastor? Are you okay?” Charlie asked, her eyes bloodshot and dried tears on her cheeks.
“I am fine me dear. What was that about?”
“Lucifer got hurt bad,” Vaggie says.
“Lucifer got what? H-how?” Alastor looked at the door, which was flooded with reporters. “He can get hurt?”
A/N: Please don't kill me-
@razzlematazz
I’m late I know