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I made a thing. I was watching a few youtube vids on my time off, and I came across this little heartbreaking gem.

He can get hurt? (Animatic-Helluva Boss scene)|| RADIOAPPLE/APPLERADIO

SOOOOOOO I made a fanfic based on this. Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha-

Eastern Energy - A Radioapple Story

Tags: Angst without a happy ending, maybe pt 2 if people want it, radioapple

Context:

Alastor and Lucifer have been living at the hotel for some time. After a few late-night drinks, some trust exercises, and Lucifer healing Alastor’s wound, the two grew close. How close is up to you.

One day, on his way to Rosie’s with Charlie and Vaggie, they get a call.

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“You’ll love Rosie!” Charlie assured her girlfriend, squeezing her shoulder lightly.

“Her cornbread recipe is to die for!” Alastor hummed. “Several have.”

Vaggie rolled her eye but continued walking. When they were about halfway to Rosie’s Charlie got a call.

“Oh, it’s Angel. What’s up?” She answered. Her face suddenly turned white. “What?”

“Chalie?” Vaggie asked. 

Charlie said nothing, just put Angel on speaker.

“CHARLIE? Can you hear me??” Angel's voice was frantic. “I promise I am not joking! Your dad needs your help!!”

“Wait what?” Alastor asked. 

What could he possibly need help with? Fixing his height? A stepstool could do that.

“We can hear you, Angel. What happened?” Vaggie prodded. 

“Adam barged into the hotel, wrapped Lucifer in some kind of glowy rope, and took off flying away with Lucifer! We couldn’t do anything because Adam took us by surprise!”

“Hold on Angel, we’re getting a call from Lucifer,” Alastor told the spider. 

Probably telling us that he took care of it and there is nothing to worry about.

“Okay,” Angel ended the call and Vaggie answered Lucifer’s call.

“Hey bitch.” Alastor’s heart dropped. He’d know that voice anywhere. It was hash and brash, not at all like Lucifer’s soothing melodic tone.

“Adam,” Vaggie growled. “What the fuck do you want?”

“I thought I should brag about kidnapping the king of hell!” Adam bosted. “It was fucking easy too.”

“Why are you doing this?” Charlie demanded. 

“If Lucifer is gone, then they’ll have to let me back into heaven!”

“Dios Mijos, Adam. You do know that your plan to get back into Heaven includes sinning? Killing is a sin!” Vaggie yells into the phone

“Sorry, Can’t hear you bitch, byeee!” 

The call ended suddenly.

“FUCK!!” Charlie yelled as she punched a hole into the nearest wall, denting it.

“Charlie dear,” Alastor puts a hand on her shoulder. “Maybe instead of denting walls, you go help your dad take down Adam. Your father could certainly use the help.”

Not really, Lucifer can take care of himself. But I do want Charlie to feel like she can do something, rather than sitting around worrying.

“You and your father both outrank Adam in power, so it should be easy,” Alastor says.

“And I could go with you if you need backup.”

“Okay. Let’s go.”

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“Oh shit,” Lucifer said. 

I need to get out of here before someone comes and puts themself in danger because of me.

“You’re fucking right ‘Oh shit,” Adam smirked. 

“No I just realized I didn’t eat breakfast. Did you think I was scared of you?” Lucifer smirked. “An insect could do a better job of kidnapping me.

“You should be. Because with you finally fucking gone, I’ll be heaven’s savior. They’ll have to let me in after.”

“You do know that in the VERY unlikely case, you do manage to kill me, Charlie will take over hell as queen and will take revenge,” Lucifer says as Adam hoists him into a mine cart. “Also, trying to kill me in a mine, and they call me tacky.”

“One more word and I’ll gag you.” Adam threatened, then muttered under his breath, “Angels are heavy.”

“Hmmm. Kinky.”

“Shut the fuck up cunt.” Adam growled as he tied Lucifer to a rock. “You seem to love ruining my life, so when I take yours, I think I’ll have a little fun with it.”

“Are you sure this isn’t a kink of yours? I won’t judge if so. It must be hard to find someone to fuck when all you want to do is suck your own dick.”

“YOU! Don’t get to fucking talk! You are the shitiest being in all of creation and you took fucking everything from me!” Adam yelled into Lucifer’s ear. “And because of that, you won’t be mercy-killed. No, I’ll take my sweet fucking time.”

“Are you sure that this isn’t some hidden kink of yours? You seem to love killing so much-AH!” Lucifer suddenly yelled in pain, as the first man sunk an angelic dagger deep into Lucifer’s shoulder.

Adam twisted the blade in Lucifer’s shoulder, which made a hissing sound. 

“You. Do not get to fucking talk over me.” Adam growled, lowering his head to whisper in Lucifer’s ear. “You should’ve been killed in your fall.” The first man grabbed Lucifer’s hair and Lucifer let out a snake-like hiss. “You even sound like what you are. A fucking snake.”

“I’ve been called worse by demons I like better than you.”

“This about that pesky overlord. Or your daughter? Both hated you at some point, and they will again.”

Lucifer, at the mention of Charlie and Alastor, tried to make his demon form come out, but the holy rope wouldn’t let him. He could only muster his tail. Seeing this weak display of power, Adam laughed and took the opportunity to stomp hard on his tail. Lucifer let out a bleat of pain, quickly followed by a defiant hiss when Adam brought the holy knife to his throat.

“Torture doesn’t seem your style, Adam. What makes little ol’ me so special?” Lucifer grunted.

“You took my wives, Eden, my son.” 

“How did I take your s-AH!” He cried out when Adam took the blade out, only to punch Lucifer in the face, and then stab him in the shoulder again, going all the way through it.

“Since you took my family, I’ll take yours.” Adam cruely laughed. “I think I’ll take Charlie, then-ah-fuck!” Lucifer used the last of his strength to push Adam back with his hind goat legs.

“I swear,” Lucifer threatened, trying to stand up, but failing. “If you go near her I will destroy you.”

“O-ho! Big talk from someone who can’t even stand up! Much less get out of here!” Adam laughed, walking over to Lucifer. He grabbed him by the ropes and threw him against the rocks. The King of Hell let out a pained sound, somewhere between a bleat and a hiss.”This has been fun, but I have to grace heaven with my presence. Any last words, Sin of Pride?”

“Charlie…I…Alastor…” Lucifer gasped out. He barely had enough strength to stay awake, much less call out for help.

“Your cunts ain’t coming.” Adam laughed as he stood over him to make the final blow.

I love you, Charlie, more than anything. Was his final thought before everything went dark.

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Alastor had gotten a mental message from Charlie, telling him to meet them at the Sloth Hospital. He figured that Charlie or Vaggie had gotten hurt in the battle and needed to be patched up. When a car pulled up and Charlie and Vaggie were mostly unharmed, his heart sank.

“Where is Lu -oof!!” He was suddenly run over by a bunch of medical staff. Alastor looked up for just a second, he saw something that terrified him. Lucifer’s limp tail hanging off a hospital bed over him.

Lucifer’s tail is only out in his demon form, or when he’s somewhat weak and can’t hide it. Alastor remembered. He got up quickly, dusting himself off in the process.

“Alastor? Are you okay?” Charlie asked, her eyes bloodshot and dried tears on her cheeks.

“I am fine me dear. What was that about?” 

“Lucifer got hurt bad,” Vaggie says.

“Lucifer got what? H-how?” Alastor looked at the door, which was flooded with reporters. “He can get hurt?”

A/N: Please don't kill me-

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