chaotic academia, a concept : scribbling lordeâs lyrics aggressively on a napkin, burning candles and touching the wax with your fingers, getting ink on your white shirt, choosing to stay up to read when you have to wake up four hours later, brewing tea while shivering in your cold kitchen, compiling your last minute notes in a small dark cafe, going out from your home in the rain to buy yourself an umbrella, feeling homesick at home
If anyone did this to me I would immediately fall in love you
how to love a dark academic:
⢠write them letters and seal the envelopes with fancy wax seals
⢠buy them books
⢠write them poetry
⢠quote shakespeare, or really any other author or playwright to them
⢠read and discuss books with them
⢠listen to their 3 am rants on how we could've heard oscar wilde's voice if he'd had lived just a tad longer
⢠help them study
iâm coining a new literary criticism called feralism and itâs when you wildly misread the text as a glamorization of hedonism like how we as a society read the great gatsby and now want to throw banging 20s themed gatsby parties or read the secret history and want to hold a bacchanal. it recognizes literature as a vessel for the repressed human need to just lose your fucking mind.
âAphrodite, the goddess of breathless romances, of honeyed breaths, of feverishly promised forevers.â
â Nikita Gill, from âGreat Goddesses: Life Lessons from Myths & Monsters,â
Exactly the life I want
1800s sex be like
*helps you out of a carriage* *unties your coat laces for you* *touches your ungloved hand* *avoids you at a ball*
Vassar College girls practicing Greek dance c. 1923
I have a deep love of Charlie Dalton
dead poets society but itâs every time someone says charlieâs name
I got The Heroine Whoâs To Clever By Half and my MBTI type ENTJ
Also this test is chaotic
I just took this quiz to find out what Shakespeare archetype i am
I got âThe girl whoâs always disguising herself as a boy for some reasonâ and im LAUGHING so hard itâs so real
hold some hands, do a little dance, go off the shits among the trees
tweed jackets, corduroy pants, brown trousers, oxford shoes, white button ups, brown leather, heavy sweaters, coffee rings, ripped out pages, thick belts, wire rimmed glasses, dusty books, quiet spaces, low lighting, dark wood, the picture of dorian gray, thick paper, expensive pens, figering brushing while reaching for the same book, long eye contact, small classes, close relationships with teachers, being an enigma, disappearing without explanation, wilting flowers, long coats, thrist for knowledge, thick volumes of ancient words, reading poetry aloud, old watches, golden jewelry, classical music, red wine, black coffee, music played on the piano, close knit groups of friends, a morbid longing for the picturesque at all costs.
living your best dark academia life:
learn french, greek or latin
wear tweed, glasses and oxfords
read and write poetry
learn to play piano, and also the violin is magnific
always have a book on youÂ
be gayÂ
practice painting, drawing and other artsÂ
go to museums
murder?
PEN PALS
Iâm looking for a pen pal preferably in the U.K. but Iâm okay with elsewhere.
Preferably people in their teens like me just so itâs easier to talk too.
So message me if your interested and up for it
massive props to neil perry for not crying after every single conversation with his dad
Mmmmm cider and pizza
A healthy Saturday night dinner
lying on the couch
- boring
- feels unproductive
- u just kind of lie there
lying on the couch with a poofy shirt:
- melodramatic
- inherently homoerotic
- oscar wilde is proud
Oh I really do enjoy how the 2020s are shaping up to be a lot like the 1920s. You get a generation of lost kids that grew up during a war. They reject their parents conservative attitudes. The youth has created a resurgence of Dadaism and Nihilism that the older generations donât understand. An artistic boom replacing the materialistic tendencies of our parents. The queer community is thriving in a way that it hasent been in years. Activism and socialist ideologies are on the rise again. How wonderful. It makes me want to go to Paris and be the next Gertrude Stein
bitches be dedicating their entire life to the dark academia aesthetic in terms of clothing and interests
iâm bitches
I love dark academia because it's such a twist on reality. It's like living like everyone else lives but in a more exciting way. You care about details, you perform mundane tasks with such passion, you read books like there's no tomorrow. It's almost as if there's this imaginary parallel universe that you're transported to once you're into the dark academia aesthetic.
History:
guy to my teacher-âyou know woody from toy storyâs bi?â âreally? well there always was a vibe between him and buzzâ
âI thought Carlisle was near Newcastleâ âNo, itâs on the other side of the countryâ
âEmily, would you ever kill someone?â- shouted across the classroom
âI donât even know what a citizen is! Am I a citizen?!â
Biology:
âsir, you are not a perv!â
âoh my god! what an absolute ledge!â
âwhy are punching holes on the cover of your book?â
âno Ethan, you canât add me on snapchatâ
âgod, how did you not hear what i said? are you deaf or what?â  âumm iâm deaf in one earâÂ
English:
âwhile watching Romeo + Juliet - âwow what a turn outâÂ
âohh Romeosâ such a lad!â
âwoah bit extreme thereâ
âtheyâre complete drama queens!â
âwell, you see this guy just nicked a boat, went to the middle of a lake and had his sexual awakening because he saw a mountainâ
âhereâs me sitting on a toilet with no walls or roof while i was in Australiaâ
Spanish:
âi asked a girl why her hair was like that (it was a weird style) and she turned around âi have alopeciaâ God i wanted to die!â
âwaiit, you have the same birthday? thats mental!â
âgo see if heâs in the bathroom or SSCâ âi think weâve lost him missâ
 âso did he really just stab himself in his hand? you didnât do it?â âwell simply, yeahâ
iâll probably to them later if i remember or if more happen
Itâs Barricade Day so time for another emotional watching Les Mis!
my most trusted and loved friend has betrayed me. I donât understand why they would do this to me??? I have been betrayed by chocolate at last