Acatwrites - The Story Of A Cat Who Likes Stories

When you see something random, like a broken folding chair in the movie theater parking lot and immediately start writing a story about it

Day 18,430 of screaming into the void and only getting back an echo

Butter is just toast lube pass it on

*slams reblog*

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

I am officially “We needed this rain, it’ll cool things down.” years old.

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect.

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (via books-n-quotes)