"I'm In Auschwitz Too!🤪🤪🤪" -9/28

"Im such a virgin, no STI will touch me" -5/4

"No one knows Uranus better than you do" - 8/21

"Scary Nudes" -1/28/25

"My dad has a favorite toothless hooker!" - 12/6

"You put your mouth all over that" -4/21

"We're going to have to hump now" -1/27/25

"Nikki got an STD from some guy named Jamal" - 12/11

Unhinged quotes from my highschool's production of Adams Family with little to no context:

"I'm not gay I'm just freaky" -ensemble member

"I'm so gay for Lucas" -same ensemble member like a minute later

"I know we are all yappers at heart" - stage manager

"dont agitate the grog" -assistant stage manager when stage manager almost spilled the caffeine drink

"it adds to the flavor" - manager when she found a hair in the drink pot

"it's almost furry time :(" my stage manager's notes

"I don't like to be mean" -my director

"get it grandma!" -someone backstage

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"2008? So you weren't even a twinkle in you're father's eye?" -9/10

"I'm gonna suck the shit outta that candy cane"-12/15