ace-needsabreak

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"They're fast, they can jump, and they have a big peepee" -4/7/25

"one big family!"

(20 new students added)

"Family's growin..." - 3/10/25

Unhinged quotes from my highschool's production of Adams Family with little to no context:

"I'm not gay I'm just freaky" -ensemble member

"I'm so gay for Lucas" -same ensemble member like a minute later

"I know we are all yappers at heart" - stage manager

"dont agitate the grog" -assistant stage manager when stage manager almost spilled the caffeine drink

"it adds to the flavor" - manager when she found a hair in the drink pot

"it's almost furry time :(" my stage manager's notes

"I don't like to be mean" -my director

"get it grandma!" -someone backstage

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"If you put {your phones} together, they might have baby phones" - 2/26/25

"Here's Jacob with his 10 kids."

"Geez, Maria, take some plan B." -2/20/25

“stop having finger sex” - 2/14/25

*weird motions regarding a banana and a lack of speech due to him eating said banana*

"Cuz, she wants you, Gonna tell Paul she's cheating on you." - 2/14/25

"*coughs*"

"You vapin?"

"yeah?"

"Quit." - 2/13/25

"You multiply like crazy" -1/29/25

"That's a very Sexy Name" -1/29/25

"I'm afraid your family drew Andrew's into the ground in the 1300s" - 1/29/25

"When Andrew get's married, someone tell me her name so I can send her my condolences." -1/28/25

"Scary Nudes" -1/28/25

"You're one of those people who laughs at a funeral" - 1/27/25

"We're going to have to hump now" -1/27/25

"You are in deep doo doo

WE are in deep doo doo" -1/27/25

"That's what happens when you lose a lot of money at one time, you get a little flustered" - 1/27/25

"Bicycle's are a consumer good, but you don't eat them. " - 1/9

"Leave it to Andrew to provide the next workforce" - 11/19

"Are you gonna be able to produce the next generation in 39 years?" -11/19

"How are you gonna have kids, you cant even look up from your phone long enough to have sex"- 11/19

"What is this fascination with Ohio, it's an undeserved reputation" - 11/13

"Robert Frost is my hall pass" -10/17

"Oh my god, its the ghost of portable 17" - 10/17

"My gums feel weird..."-10/8

"Can't wait too see all that baby oil!" - 10/7

"Machu Picchu not Pikachu" - 9/30

"Some people do cross fit, some destroy books, I drink coffee and vaguely mess with kids, its my therapy," - 9/24

*In regards to Prohibition* "Us American's, gotta have our beer on Sunday's" - 9/16