"Some People Do Cross Fit, Some Destroy Books, I Drink Coffee And Vaguely Mess With Kids, Its My Therapy,"

“stop having finger sex” - 2/14/25

"My mom bought weed from this random Jamaican motherfucker," - 9/15

"She aint no girl if she won't put it in your cock"- 9/19

"You're one of those people who laughs at a funeral" - 1/27/25

"Don't tell the governor I said that, I don't need ya'll catching the gay," -9/19

"I know your thirsty...ᶠᵒʳ ᶜᵒᶜᵏ" - 4/30

"If I get AIDS we both get AIDS." - 1/12

"ok but have you ever met someone from Maryland? I don't think it's real!" - 8/22

"Bicycle's are a consumer good, but you don't eat them. " - 1/9

"How are you gonna have kids, you cant even look up from your phone long enough to have sex"- 11/19