"If I Get AIDS We Both Get AIDS." - 1/12

"In my mind, I have a cartoon mind," -9/18

"ok but have you ever met someone from Maryland? I don't think it's real!" - 8/22

"Nikki got an STD from some guy named Jamal" - 12/11

"I'm an alpha sigma, you're a beta!"

"No, I'm the sigma beta!" -2/26

"Are you gonna be able to produce the next generation in 39 years?" -11/19

"My mom bought weed from this random Jamaican motherfucker," - 9/15

"Leave it to Andrew to provide the next workforce" - 11/19

"one big family!"

(20 new students added)

"Family's growin..." - 3/10/25

"Strip down to your underwear and wipe that up."-2/17

"I have really short toes for some reason"-10/18