"I Have Really Short Toes For Some Reason"-10/18

"She aint no girl if she won't put it in your cock"- 9/19

"do you have Mommy milkers?"

"I have big mommy milkers"

"I have more nip than anything"-2/2

"Don't lick it! Don't lick Joseph's candy! He doesn't want his candy licked! " -9/13

"one big family!"

(20 new students added)

"Family's growin..." - 3/10/25

"When Andrew get's married, someone tell me her name so I can send her my condolences." -1/28/25

"Bro look at my disstrack"

"That's a sexual fantasy," -2/5

"If you put {your phones} together, they might have baby phones" - 2/26/25

Unhinged quotes from my highschool's production of Adams Family with little to no context:

"I'm not gay I'm just freaky" -ensemble member

"I'm so gay for Lucas" -same ensemble member like a minute later

"I know we are all yappers at heart" - stage manager

"dont agitate the grog" -assistant stage manager when stage manager almost spilled the caffeine drink

"it adds to the flavor" - manager when she found a hair in the drink pot

"it's almost furry time :(" my stage manager's notes

"I don't like to be mean" -my director

"get it grandma!" -someone backstage

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“stop having finger sex” - 2/14/25

"Bro he defiantly had a gang bang"-11/14