"I Know Your Thirsty...ᶠᵒʳ ᶜᵒᶜᵏ" - 4/30

"Oh so you're a commy bitch?" -4/24

"so if you have a sledgehammer in your closet then it's acceptable"-11/28

"Don't tell the governor I said that, I don't need ya'll catching the gay," -9/19

"I'm not gonna give you 5 bucks to get with my sister bro" -10/24

"You're either pregnant or not pregnant, there's no inbetween" - 8/23

Unhinged quotes from my highschool's production of Adams Family with little to no context:

"I'm not gay I'm just freaky" -ensemble member

"I'm so gay for Lucas" -same ensemble member like a minute later

"I know we are all yappers at heart" - stage manager

"dont agitate the grog" -assistant stage manager when stage manager almost spilled the caffeine drink

"it adds to the flavor" - manager when she found a hair in the drink pot

"it's almost furry time :(" my stage manager's notes

"I don't like to be mean" -my director

"get it grandma!" -someone backstage

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"A bunch of crazy shit goes down in the Swim locker rooms. It's a bunch of half-naked men"10/9

"I shoot a three in your mouth," - 9/6

"My dad has a favorite toothless hooker!" - 12/6

"Oh fuck me! National Fuck Me Day!" - 8/18