"I'm Not Gonna Give You 5 Bucks To Get With My Sister Bro" -10/24

"I was too tall to be a whore with AIDS" - 8/17

"Grady's talking about his coochie being itchy" -3/14

"Whats that website called where you sell pictures of your feet?" 12/1

"My gums feel weird..."-10/8

"I can suck on you but I can't unswallow"-10/12

"You keep concerning me, grandson, because you're so frivolous in a speedo! " -2/26

"Did you just grab his tit?"

"You're a furry,"

"Hell yeah I am!"-4/6

"She aint no girl if she won't put it in your cock"- 9/19

"I'm an alpha sigma, you're a beta!"

"No, I'm the sigma beta!" -2/26

"Oh my god, its the ghost of portable 17" - 10/17