"so If You Have A Sledgehammer In Your Closet Then It's Acceptable"-11/28

“stop having finger sex” - 2/14/25

"Brooke is not a dude, shes a dudette! You keep talking to her like that she wont take you to Homecoming!"- 9/13

"If I was bit on the peen by a snake, would you suck out the poison?" -3/14

"I have really short toes for some reason"-10/18

"I gotta take my tampon out, I don't need a butt plug right now" - 2/9

"Scary Nudes" -1/28/25

"I will shove this down your throat and make you shit it out" -8/14

"How are you gonna have kids, you cant even look up from your phone long enough to have sex"- 11/19

"You're one of those people who laughs at a funeral" - 1/27/25

"No maam, no ham, no turkey, no jam," -9/27