"If I Was Bit On The Peen By A Snake, Would You Suck Out The Poison?" -3/14

"Brooke is not a dude, shes a dudette! You keep talking to her like that she wont take you to Homecoming!"- 9/13

"2008? So you weren't even a twinkle in you're father's eye?" -9/10

"Did you just grab his tit?"

"You're a furry,"

"Hell yeah I am!"-4/6

"What's your issue?"

"Uh, uhm, DRUG ABUSE!" - 1/29

"so if you have a sledgehammer in your closet then it's acceptable"-11/28

"How long are your toes?"-5/22

"Did you suck a dick?" "Yes, yes I did" - 1/12

"I look like a Dorito in with shorts on," -2/17

"I'm afraid your family drew Andrew's into the ground in the 1300s" - 1/29/25

"No maam, no ham, no turkey, no jam," -9/27