"How Long Are Your Toes?"-5/22

"2008? So you weren't even a twinkle in you're father's eye?" -9/10

"We should blow his back out"-12/4

I can't seem to be productive today. There's nothing I can show you that'd be worth your time, so here's this instead.

"Leave it to Andrew to provide the next workforce" - 11/19

"I was too tall to be a whore with AIDS" - 8/17

"You put your mouth all over that" -4/21

"Did you know Steven Hawking was on Epstien's Island?"

"Of course I know, I was there, I saw him. I also enjoy naked midgets trying to solve math problems on tall chalkboards" -1/9

"Grady did you know this guy likes to molest dogs?" - 12/1

"Whats that website called where you sell pictures of your feet?" 12/1

"If I get AIDS we both get AIDS." - 1/12