I Can't Seem To Be Productive Today. There's Nothing I Can Show You That'd Be Worth Your Time, So Here's

"I was too tall to be a whore with AIDS" - 8/17

"You love me ferociously" - 1/11

"Did you suck a dick?" "Yes, yes I did" - 1/12

"We're going to have to hump now" -1/27/25

"What's your issue?"

"Uh, uhm, DRUG ABUSE!" - 1/29

"You're one of those people who laughs at a funeral" - 1/27/25

"Sarah was my first sugar mommy, Sarah's my sugar mommy and I love her." - 9/15

"one big family!"

(20 new students added)

"Family's growin..." - 3/10/25

"How are you gonna have kids, you cant even look up from your phone long enough to have sex"- 11/19

"We gotta scadoodle scadattle" -8/8